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(In a thread about global warming)

Oh stop being so nice.
I don't agree to disagree. This whole global warming/earth shift is bogus.
And those scientists really aren't as respected as they think they are.

The events that happen in the tribulation will NOT be explainable by science, it will be by the Hand of God. The worldwide earthquakes will not have any good scientific reason behind them.

Certainly the tribulation is so close, that global warming will not have the time to manifest. God will cause a third of the stars to fall, bring the sun closer to the earth to bake it in heat---that will melt the ice, not man made warming.

This is pseudo science. not real science.

Mr. Mannn, RR 79 Comments [9/27/2009 3:01:19 PM]
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CatAnon

"this is pseudo science not real science"

Yeah, you're right. What you're spouting is obviously pseudo-science.

9/27/2009 5:41:01 PM

John

This whole global warming/earth shift is bogus.

No one questions global warming. The only controversy is whether it's caused by man or is a natural phenomenon that we can't do anything about. In any event, the train has left the station. We've already started cutting back on CO2 emissions, and an industry is evolving around that. If you're a West Virginia redneck who's dependent on the coal industry, whining about global warming isn't going to help you. You're a dinosaur.

9/27/2009 6:00:12 PM

Lithp

Ah, Mr. Mann, I might have known.

You people are just never satisfied, are you? If we're nice, you bitch, if we're not, you bitch.

Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch.

And just because you don't respect them, it doesn't mean--aw, fuck it, you're just gonna bitch about something, anyway.

9/27/2009 6:16:13 PM

SleepNeed

God will cause a third of the stars to fall, bring the sun closer to the earth to bake it in heat---that will melt the ice, not man made warming.

I'll just copy and paste something you wrote that describes this sentence perfectly: This is pseudo science. not real science.

One: The Earth orbits the sun, thus it would have to move closer.

Two: The Earth will not move closer to the sun.

Three: The sun will expand to be closer to the Earth, and engulfing Venus and Mercery in the process (Earth might or might not be sparred), in about 5 billions years from now. Note this is long after both you and I are dead.

Four: The stars will not fall down on to Earth.

Five: The Earth is not the center of the universe, not even the center of the Milky Way.

So yes, you are talking about pseudoscience (it's one word, not two.)

9/27/2009 6:17:14 PM

Doubting Thomas

Uhh... you do know that the stars can't just fall to earth, don't you? First of all they're light years away, and if they come close enough to earth, earth will fall into the stars rather than stars falling to earth.

9/27/2009 6:23:07 PM

Brenz

God will also bring my palm closer to my face.

9/27/2009 6:23:17 PM

Mudak

I read that relatively recently, the melting arctic ice caps have officially passed the point of no return.

Global warming is not bogus.

Mr. Mannn is.

9/27/2009 6:30:35 PM

nutcase

Global Warming is bogus, but the Tribulation is real. You fail on so many levels, Mr. Mannn.

9/27/2009 6:38:19 PM

Mrs. Antichrist

Ah, so theories based on actual fact are pseudo-science, yet ideas based upon ancient myth are good science? How patently fundie of you.

Instead of only paying attention to what people like Al Gore run around saying, try paying attention to articles and studies published by ACTUAL scientists. Frankly, alarmists like Al Gore have done more to hurt the battle against climate change than to help it. The reality isn't as dramatic as the whole "we'll all be dead in 50 years!" outcries, but it IS a major threat to human life. "Global warming" is a misnomer, anyway -- the planet won't heat up to 50C and turn into a vast desert. The air temperature isn't the main issue here. In reality, it's mostly the rise in ocean temperature that causes the problems, leading to more extreme weather (whether hot or cold), melting icecaps, flooding, etc.

Yes, it's normal for the planet's climate to gradually shift, but our collective influence on the planet has sped this up to the point where it's happening too quickly for the ecosystem to adapt, which will cause mass extinction of plants and animals, drive numerous people out of their homes, cut off much-needed resources, and almost certainly be either the direct or indirect cause of the deaths of numerous people. Because of the speed at which this is happening, we don't have enough time to develop technology that can reduce the number of casualties.

Are you really willing to gamble the future of humanity on your little rapture happening? Actually, I don't even need to ask... you people have already demonstrated your selfishness on numerous occasions, making it clear that you'd rather fuck up the planet than mildly inconvenience yourself by not constantly using you SUV everywhere you go.

9/27/2009 6:47:40 PM

nrgetik

"This is pseudo science. not real science"

Isn't that the only form of science you fundies deal in?

9/27/2009 6:53:19 PM

Quantum Mechanic

Happy extinction, stupid.

9/27/2009 6:55:56 PM

Old Viking

Mr. Mannn, are you sure that you're a reliable source of information?

9/27/2009 7:06:24 PM

Reverend Jeremiah

"God will cause a third of the stars to fall"

Proof that you are bat shit nutty. I suppose the stars are mearly marble sized jewels that sparkle at night and can "fall" to the ground.

9/27/2009 7:09:46 PM

Meromorph

You keep using the word 'star'.
I think it does not mean what you think it means...

9/27/2009 7:15:25 PM

Vince

when thinking about this response it occurred to me that I've read so much of this shit that it almost didn't register how completely retarded this is.

I've had a reawakening to how utterly insane these people can be.

god damn, it's scary shit man. this guy is one step short of wearing a bible on his head and sitting in his basement giggling about how "it'll happen any second now" and I barely notice anymore.

I gotta stop reading this site.

9/27/2009 7:23:59 PM

Caustic Gnostic

You're gonna DIE, mannn. You are so gonna DIE. You're gonna be worm shit in short order. Forget your stupid paradise; worm shit won't make it.

9/27/2009 7:24:59 PM

DevilsChaplain

"And those scientists really aren't as respected as they think they are."

Wow, scientists aren't respected by the lunatic fringe of Christianity, I'm sure they're just broken up about this.....

9/27/2009 8:30:29 PM





DUH

9/27/2009 9:10:58 PM

GigaGuess

Wow...just...wow...

9/27/2009 9:42:28 PM



Okay, whatever. I don't know how you know the Rapture is so close, but whatever. If that's what you think, that's what you think.

But can you please at least behave as if you were pretending global warming were real, just on the offchance that you're wrong, and that we all have to live here a good while longer? Please?

These people will kill all of us through bloodyminded laziness :(

9/27/2009 11:33:45 PM

jadehawk

i just can't get over the whole "1/3 of the stars falling to earth" thing.

a single star falling to earth would be the very fucking end of everything in this solar system.

9/28/2009 12:19:23 AM

Pule Thamex

Whether or not you agree to disagree is besides the point, you are a generally disagreeable person anyway, as I'm sure you would be the first to admit.

Presumably, there is no need for civilized manners with a superstitious idiot like yourself, you probably thrive on ignorance and disrespect, particularly when directed at you. Mayhap you enjoy the feeling of being persecuted like many a fundamental cultist does. And, most certainly, you enjoy spouting fatuous drivel and making yourself look like a complete tosser, such are your ignominious desires.

Well, so-long Mr. Stupid, nice to hear your asinine cretinisms once again.

9/28/2009 1:04:55 AM

ELBseattle

This is from the 'I don't want to try to understand anything difficult so you're all going to hell' school of thought.

9/28/2009 1:18:40 AM

aaa

30 years later, Mann's suburban home is flooded and i get a good laugh out of his shortsightness.

9/28/2009 1:22:12 AM

punishment

I just wanna talk to this person in real life one day....

just to tell how much of a dumbass they are!

9/28/2009 1:23:59 AM
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