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#1033252
oop
If your chakra starts glowing, just rub it with dry ice.
10/8/2009 3:30:14 PM
#1033422
jsonitsac
You lie, Atlantis is in the Pegasus Galaxy.
10/8/2009 4:38:17 PM
#1033449
hmcook87
And then I woke up and it was all a dream...
10/8/2009 4:47:20 PM
#1033535
Tolpuddle Martyr
...and soon when the stars are right the Great Old Ones will rise from Atlantis and slime the puny humans!
R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
10/8/2009 5:12:38 PM
#1033538
werewolf
But some villain pulled the bathtub plug and they all drowned.
10/8/2009 5:14:45 PM
#1033581
Antichrist
As a Buddhist, I really hate when you new agers take my religion and make shit out of it. I'm pretty sure that the Hindus feel the same way.
10/8/2009 5:40:52 PM
#1034107
Nathan the Wise
Vibrating at high frequency? They must have had Hello Kitty vibrators!
10/9/2009 2:09:38 AM
#1034176
atrasicarius
Protip: The Illuminatus! Trilogy is not, in fact, a reliable historical document.
10/9/2009 3:25:18 AM
#1034236
aaa
Techno-babble that doesn't make sense. Yay.
10/9/2009 4:29:42 AM
#1034357
shykid
This isn't really all that conspiracy theorist, but it's still so batshit crazy it deserves a place on this site somewhere.
A+++, will vote "WTF?!" again.
10/9/2009 7:15:31 AM
#1034509
Dr. Novakaine
Clearly, she's such a fruitcake her parents give her as a gift to people they don't like.
10/9/2009 10:30:09 AM
#1034563
Doctor Fishcake
Not CT, just WTF?
10/9/2009 11:45:50 AM
#1034574
Mr Blur
Diana, you're not taking your meds again, are you.
10/9/2009 11:57:25 AM
#1034689
Ian1732
Sounds like a video game plot, if you ask me.
10/9/2009 2:24:15 PM
#1034716
Tearlich
1) werewolf: Nay; They tried to dived by Zero.
2) Nathan the Wise; Good One!
10/9/2009 3:07:56 PM
#1034808
anevilmeme
Let me guess, you drank the bong water when you were done?
10/9/2009 6:14:14 PM
#1034954
Doubting Thomas
"In approximately 20,000BC a clarion call resounded throughout the Universes for volunteers to take part in the final experiment of Atlantis. Millions responded but only 64,000 were chosen at first."
This sounds like some kind of delusional reality show.
10/10/2009 6:11:21 AM
#1035142
G. Fieendish
Re:Doubting Thomas's post
Yes, but do we get the Atlantian equivalent of Davina McCall doing the post-eviction interviews...?
10/10/2009 1:16:29 PM
#1035209
nazani14
We would all be safer if the Jesus Camp people and the wing-nuts could be converted, or at least distracted by pyramid power and the Atlantis mythos.
10/10/2009 6:12:16 PM
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10/12/2009 2:53:25 PM
#1037628
G. Fieendish
Re: Frogflayer's post
Personally, I believe that said spots, rather than being "spirit orbs", have a more prosaic explanation, namely, dust's got on the camera's CCD imaging sensor, if it's a SLR, or if it's a compact camera with a non interchangeable lens, dust has got on the lens...
Either way, clean the camera...
10/16/2009 7:10:58 PM
#1066561
Crazy Internet Hobo
Why 64000, specifically? That number's so random it makes no sense whatsoever. Then again, neither does the rest of this text, but still I'm curious about the source of the number.
12/4/2009 4:10:46 PM
#1113244
Stuff like this is impossible to argue against ... and, when you get down to it, pretty harmless. It's a weird belief, sure, but weird beliefs are what make being human fun.
Until this person starts doing stuff like a) demanding that everyone believes like they do because the "proof is so obvious, man" or b) starts doing things like attacking non-believers, than they are well within their right to believe it. No matter how weird it is.
So, kudos.
2/9/2010 10:53:42 PM
#1131113
Nicole
ONLY millions? If you believe that the universe is full of inhabited worlds (I don't know if this person does, but I'd be willing to bet he/she does), and if this "clarion call" rang throughout every other inhabitable universe, "millions" seems like a pretty small number of respondents.
Also, is Golden Atlantis related to the Silver Millennium? :P
3/11/2010 9:12:32 AM
#1159077
Azatodeth
And to think I used to be skeptical about science-fiction and fantasy literature being potentially dangerous to some people.
My eyes have been sorely opened.
5/19/2010 6:19:07 AM
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