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Our motto is: God said it --- that settles it.

People must think we're kidding when we say that.

AV1611VET, Christian Forums 39 Comments [9/30/2009 10:34:46 PM]
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Submitted By: M.M.
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dpareja

I don't necessarily think you're kidding.

But then, I think God never said anything.

9/30/2009 10:36:12 PM

Wehpudicabok

No, we just disagree. And not just atheists and those of other religions, either. You'd be surprised how many Christians disagree with you on almost everything about your religion.

9/30/2009 10:42:18 PM

Philip from Australia

No I do not think you are kidding. And that is what scares me.

9/30/2009 10:55:05 PM

aaa

I know you aren't kidding. I get a good laugh out of your legendarily idiotic statements.

9/30/2009 11:28:04 PM

revolver

In other words...

Our motto is: "Shut up."

9/30/2009 11:30:30 PM

Etiene

I would very much like to, yes.

9/30/2009 11:34:25 PM

Dexter

Well it would be less confusing, if you religionists would agree on those things this "god guy" said...

9/30/2009 11:36:41 PM

Ajax

God said nothing --- that settles it.

9/30/2009 11:57:53 PM

Orestes

I don't know, either that God guy really contradicted himself a lot, or your interpreters are pretty shitty.

10/1/2009 12:13:14 AM

Eden

Well,
maybe "deluded" is the more correct term;)

10/1/2009 12:27:39 AM

John_in_Oz

Of course we know you're kidding.
There's not a single one of you who's sold all your possessions and given the money to the poor.

10/1/2009 12:29:49 AM

Semi-Christian

Yep.

10/1/2009 1:19:27 AM

LDM

That we don't think you're kidding makes it all the more pathetic.

10/1/2009 2:04:36 AM

LM

I'm sure you're not kidding. I'm also quite sure you're extremely stupid to believe the things you do.

10/1/2009 2:38:52 AM

Jack Bauer

Yeah - god said it - and he only said it in the KJV!

10/1/2009 2:45:19 AM

EvoPagan

I just think you're stupid and delusional. I know you're not kidding.

10/1/2009 3:00:10 AM

Hirsute_Nailbomb

odin said it...that settles it!

10/1/2009 5:11:01 AM

BobsOldSocks

"People must think we're kidding when we say that."

No, just that you're incredibly gullible, ignorant and stupid.

10/1/2009 6:11:10 AM

The L

Actually, we hope you're kidding. Even though we know you're probably not. There's a difference.

10/1/2009 6:13:56 AM

Reverend Jeremiah

Nope..I dont think you are kidding one single bit.

I do think your comment also translates well into "I am closed minded"

10/1/2009 6:45:10 AM

Doubting Thomas

No, but we nonbelievers think it's funny every time you Christians say "Goddidit." We also think it's funny how you structure your lives around a thousands-year-old fairy tale.

10/1/2009 7:06:38 AM

Doubting Thomas

@John_in_Oz

That part was supposed to be rhetorical.

10/1/2009 7:09:22 AM

Caustic Gnostic

god didn't tell me shit.

According to Tom Paine, revelations are non-transferable.

10/1/2009 7:11:10 AM

Philbert McAdamia

Haha, well, shit, yeah. Of course, you've got to be kidding.






Uh...do you mean you're not?

10/1/2009 7:40:54 AM

JohnTheAtheist

We know your aren't kidding, we just can't believe that you are that fucking stupid.

10/1/2009 8:09:21 AM
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