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Quote# 66042

Our motto is: God said it --- that settles it.

People must think we're kidding when we say that.

AV1611VET, Christian Forums 34 Comments [9/30/2009 10:34:46 PM]
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Submitted By: M.M.
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#1029807
dpareja

I don't necessarily think you're kidding.

But then, I think God never said anything.

9/30/2009 10:36:12 PM

#1029811
Wehpudicabok

No, we just disagree. And not just atheists and those of other religions, either. You'd be surprised how many Christians disagree with you on almost everything about your religion.

9/30/2009 10:42:18 PM

#1029817
Philip from Australia

No I do not think you are kidding. And that is what scares me.

9/30/2009 10:55:05 PM

#1029829
aaa

I know you aren't kidding. I get a good laugh out of your legendarily idiotic statements.

9/30/2009 11:28:04 PM

#1029832
revolver

In other words...

Our motto is: "Shut up."

9/30/2009 11:30:30 PM

#1029835
Etiene

I would very much like to, yes.

9/30/2009 11:34:25 PM

#1029836
Dexter

Well it would be less confusing, if you religionists would agree on those things this "god guy" said...

9/30/2009 11:36:41 PM

#1029851
Ajax

God said nothing --- that settles it.

9/30/2009 11:57:53 PM

#1029864
Orestes

I don't know, either that God guy really contradicted himself a lot, or your interpreters are pretty shitty.

10/1/2009 12:13:14 AM

#1029871
Eden

Well,
maybe "deluded" is the more correct term;)

10/1/2009 12:27:39 AM

#1029873
John_in_Oz

Of course we know you're kidding.
There's not a single one of you who's sold all your possessions and given the money to the poor.

10/1/2009 12:29:49 AM

#1029900
Semi-Christian

Yep.

10/1/2009 1:19:27 AM

#1029914
LDM

That we don't think you're kidding makes it all the more pathetic.

10/1/2009 2:04:36 AM

#1029919
LM

I'm sure you're not kidding. I'm also quite sure you're extremely stupid to believe the things you do.

10/1/2009 2:38:52 AM

#1029922
Jack Bauer

Yeah - god said it - and he only said it in the KJV!

10/1/2009 2:45:19 AM

#1029923
EvoPagan

I just think you're stupid and delusional. I know you're not kidding.

10/1/2009 3:00:10 AM

#1029935
Hirsute_Nailbomb

odin said it...that settles it!

10/1/2009 5:11:01 AM

#1029958
BobsOldSocks

"People must think we're kidding when we say that."

No, just that you're incredibly gullible, ignorant and stupid.

10/1/2009 6:11:10 AM

#1029960
The L

Actually, we hope you're kidding. Even though we know you're probably not. There's a difference.

10/1/2009 6:13:56 AM

#1029985
Reverend Jeremiah

Nope..I dont think you are kidding one single bit.

I do think your comment also translates well into "I am closed minded"

10/1/2009 6:45:10 AM

#1029995
Doubting Thomas

No, but we nonbelievers think it's funny every time you Christians say "Goddidit." We also think it's funny how you structure your lives around a thousands-year-old fairy tale.

10/1/2009 7:06:38 AM

#1029998
Doubting Thomas

@John_in_Oz

That part was supposed to be rhetorical.

10/1/2009 7:09:22 AM

#1029999
Caustic Gnostic

god didn't tell me shit.

According to Tom Paine, revelations are non-transferable.

10/1/2009 7:11:10 AM

#1030011
Philbert McAdamia

Haha, well, shit, yeah. Of course, you've got to be kidding.






Uh...do you mean you're not?

10/1/2009 7:40:54 AM

#1030041
JohnTheAtheist

We know your aren't kidding, we just can't believe that you are that fucking stupid.

10/1/2009 8:09:21 AM
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