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Psssh, of course the good Samaritan went to hell because he didn't accept Jesus Christ as his lord and savior, it doesn't matter if you're a good person, you just have to be Christian to get into heaven, haven't you learned anything here?''

KnaverAbounds, The Fighting Fundamental Forums  32 Comments [9/30/2009 10:38:34 PM]
Fundie Index: 15
Submitted By: Obito-san
WTF?! || meh

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Caustic Gnostic

Did anyone tell the Samaritan that Jesus was spreading rumors about him?

I'd be one pissed-off Samaritan, personally.

10/1/2009 6:44:21 AM


Originally posted by DoubtingThomas

*Edit* This is a poe judging from his other posts, but there's no shortage of Christians out there who actually believe that to get to heaven all you have to do is believe that Jesus is your savior.

To illustrate this point a little bit more, here 2 chick tracts about this topic:
Flight 144
The gunslinger

If chick believes it, many of the evangelicals do so as well

10/1/2009 7:33:46 AM

Doctor Whom

This just screams sarcasm.

@Eden: Those and "The Letter" are my fave Chick tracts. Talk about demolishing your own religion.

10/1/2009 10:11:22 AM

Disagreeing with the very boss!. With Jesus himself!. What's the next step in fundiness?

10/1/2009 11:17:50 AM

Doubting Thomas


Yes, it truly is sick that people believe just like Jack Chick does. I've seen it posted many times that good works don't get you into heaven. But what they don't realize is that most Christians believe that good works ALONE don't get you there, you need a combination of faith & good works. Trouble is that most fundies hear this message and only take the faith part.

Here's an excellent parody of the gunslinger tract: http://www.weirdcrap.com/chick/fundy/fundy.html

10/1/2009 11:46:45 AM


Free will and good deeds exist, but are pointless.

Fundie world view in a nutshell.

2/12/2011 10:46:40 PM


Talk about missing the point.

9/1/2012 5:01:37 PM
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