Obama murdered 1,000 Christians and burned 800 churches during the presidential campaign in Kenya to install his cousin as the “prime minster” in a CIA Operation.
Obama is President because he paid his dues as a CIA assett and has joined the Global Depopulation Genocide Agenda of the New World Order.
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By himself? That'a an impressive hit total. I think there are squadrons of mob hit men who haven't racked up that many kills.
Busy little murderer, that Obama.
This shit gets crazier and crazier.
So he was doing all of this while sneaking into white womens bedrooms to abort their babies. Damn, he's one can-do guy.
You know,eldib, it's quite strange to contemplate that the CIA reports to the President but, at the same time, he works for the CIA.
It kinda sounds stupid, even for a conspiracy theory.
And he did this while simultaneously campaigning for President.
So that is why Obama smelled like smoke! He doesn't really smoke cigarettes, it was a trick to cover up the church burnings he engaged in.
OK, so far I've heard that Obama is:
a Muslim.
the antichrist.
not born in America.
a communist.
an abortionist.
a traitor to the United States.
a nazi.
Hitler.
a reptilian alien.
But never have I heard that he was a CIA operative who assassinated a bunch of people and burned down buildings.
The tinfoil hat crowd just keep getting more and more entertaining to watch.
Edit @Kat below: You're right, I forgot about those, so had to add them.
This dope sounds like an Alex Jones disciple. He uses WWCR shortwave as a soapbox for his paranoid delusions every day, including one where the UN/Masons/New World Order/Illuminati/globalists/some other elite is going to wipe out 80% of humanity. And now a word from our sponsor: Buy gold now! Fabulous alternative medicine, don't trust those vaccines! Fluoridated water kills, buy our water filters!
"President" Obama is also working on a flying flying aircraft carrier carrier, a colossal stratospheric Zeppelin with a full array of lasers, mind control and weather control devices that serves as an airborne aircraft carrier to other, less gargantuan aircraft carrying blimps. This ship and it's network of dread Zeppelins are designed to blanket the skies of America with chemtrails containing a substance that reacts with the brain's biochemistry in order to produce nationwide docility, Atheism, Liberalism and loosened sexual restrictions in order to produce a unified neo-totalitarian quasi-socialistic state which will be the first step towards making the UN a global government with atrophied sectors, formerly known as "countries." That is, the NWO.
Ta-daaa! I win the bullshit-that-I-just-pulled-out-of-my-ass-without-even-pretending-to-have-proof contest! AND I did it with a straight face!
Wait, you were serious?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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