[On a thread about a teen Satanist's attempt to burn down a Mormon church in California]
This is strange. Latter Day saints are Mormons.... and Satan is behind that false religion so why would he steer this girl to burn down his own church....
You'd think he would send her to a real Christian church.
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Yeah, strange that! You would indeed think that the Mormons and the fundamentalist cults would be safe from Satan's spawn. Normally they are, well the fundamentalist cults are, usually.
"why would he steer this girl to burn down his own church..."
Perhaps the same reason Jesus steers you to burn down his own church, with your ridiculous comments. Oh, I'm sorry, should I have capitalized "His"?
"This is strange. Latter Day saints are Mormons.... and Satan is behind that false religion so why would he steer this girl to burn down his own church...."
That Satan sure is a crafty devil, if you'll pardon the pun.
"You'd think he would send her to a real Christian church."
He can't find any "real" Christians. All of you seem to be hypocritical cherry picking know-nothings who would be first in line to nail your Jesus to the nearest cross as a heretic if he showed up again.
This is demented even for RR.
I think the main problem is that RR's prediction of the Obamination's persecution of 'True Christians'(TM) has failed to show the least sign of materializing. In fact, as far as I can tell O's handing out state funds to religious organizations just about as fast as the shrub did.
Essentially the argument is: ' Other religious nutcases are being persecuted, why aren't we?'
I'll let you into a secret, it's because Rapturites are such a doolally fringe bunch of lunatics they don't even show up on the radar.
Doesn't your Jesus say: How can Satan be divided against himself. If he were his kingdom would fall???
Or don't you know what's in your Bible. Have you ever read it? Can't say I blame you if you haven't. It's turgid. But you can't go around making claims that it negates.
Agreed?
It's gonna be fun watching these guys try to wrap their meager intellect around this development. They see every other religion as satanic, even other Christians, and they see this girl as satanic, and now they're going to fry both brain cells trying to figure out why "SAY-TEN" would burn down his own church.
LOLFail!
"why would he steer this girl to burn down his own church"
He wouldn't (Mark 3), so I guess the Mormons must be the true faith and you're the deceived ones.
This is strange. Latter Day saints are Mormons....
Did you figure that out all by yourself? I'll bet uncle dad is pround of you.
and Satan is behind that false religion
And you know this how? Did satan spill the beans to you during pillow talk? Did you just make it up? Or did you just blindly accept what someone told you?
so why would he steer this girl to burn down his own church....
Because no one could have their own motivations or reasons for doing something, Right? All non-christians are really just mindless sock puppets for satan, right?
You'd think he would send her to a real Christian church.
Mabye he did, maybe the mormons are right. Just because you say they aren't real christians doesn't mean you are right. Mabye the guys a South Park know something you don't... dum,dum,dum,dum,dum.
So wait a minute, you thought if she wanted to burn down a church, she should have burned down yours? Ummm, Okay, sure, whatever.
I haven't seen anyone post this, but doesn't this remind you of the South Park episode where all the Mormons were in Heaven because they actually were the true believers that worshiped correctly?
I really don't know for sure, it seems like it to me.
@ Lupine & Tealich,
I don't know if this has anything to do with it, but here in L.A. is a printing company named Jeffery(sp) Banknote that prints checks, bonds, certificates and such, and I've seen guys named Jeffery use variations on it for a nick...
just sayin'.
One of the people over at RR who responded to this quote said the following:
If that's all she has ever known then to her - that is a real Christian Church. Also Satan is not behind every malicious act - she may have a genuine hatred towards a religion her parents have forced on her.
Quotes like that are a banishment waiting to happen, aren't they?
why didn't I expect him to say that?
With all the other shit RR spews this is strangely congruent.
I guess I was expecting contradictory and retarded, instead of just retarded.
so what? is this their first step toward an actually logical progression of thought or was this just lucky?
Idk....perhaps it's because you're wrong about Mormonism = Satanism.
Just a thought, but no doubt one which will take awhile to penetrate your Biblically-shielded skull.
I like how the charge is 'Suspicion of arson to a commercial structure'. That makes it sound almost as though the church is a business. What other business doesn't pay tax?
Er, except 'Dinosaur Adventure Land'.
Just because fundies think "false religions" are one and the same doens't mean everyone else does. In fact, people with working intellectual faculties can usually tell the difference between different religious viewpoints. It's not even that hard in the case of Satanism vs. Mormonism. I know very little about the specifics of either faith, but even I can easily see there are several rather blatant differences between the two.
Hmm, could it be that Satan doesn't exist, and this chick is just crazy? Nah, that would be too far-fetched, wouldn't it?
Man, get a load of some of the other comments on that thread:
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I was thinking the exact same thing. Maybe it was to make the Mormons appear to be 'Christian' when they are not.
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Perhaps she can't gain access to a real church because of God's protection over them...
Sorry, but the "rapture" has no historical basis in christianity. It got made up. As did the rest of the bible, but at least the catholics have some history.
Just to clarify - You don't go to a real church.
^^^
The real Church will be persecuted in the 'end times', according to RR. As they believe having a Black Man in the White House is a sign of Armageddon looming you'd think they'd get the point.
Get your Magic Mormon Underwear here..!
Jesus Hussein Christ!
If you wanted to sound like a sane lunatic, you could at least say that Satan likes to promote chaos or something, instead of making yourself look like a total douche.
This is a fucked up person trying to harm a group of innocent people because of their religious beliefs. But you can't support them (unless they're willing to work with you to ban teh ebul gay marriage) because they're controlled by Satan.
Please grow compassion for others besides yourself.
"why would he steer this girl to burn down his own church"?
Professional courtesy Jeffrey. A make believe spirit would not burn down a church with a make believe gawd. Perhaps your assesment of "real xian church" (meaning your own) is not accurate.
@ Giveitaday. That phase "uncle dad" was piss-in-your-pants funny.
Sorry, you fail
Mormons are the only ones that get into heaven. AND I'M SO GRATEFUL FOR THAT!
Actually, I already have my baptism lined up for after I die, so I think I'm pretty much in the clear as far as that goes.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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