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i will execute you. the police wont save you

God told me to MURDER you...

pz and his entire family will burn in HELL...
police won't save that fucker from me...

you will be executed without mercy...

you have forfeit your lives...
and the police wont save you...

see, the entire university is going to be destroyed because of blaspheming PZ...
this will be sent to every member of the University...

police won't save that fucker from me...

did you know that blasphemy is punishable by DEATH and I am here to execute all of you?

Dennis Markuze, Pharyngula 48 Comments [9/30/2009 11:06:38 PM]
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Marc

I'm approving this, but I very much hope we've done more than just submit this here. This is something that should also be submitted to the appropriate authorities. He's probably just blustering, but there's always the chance he's not.

9/19/2009 8:02:28 AM

G

According to PZ in an update, the authorities have been notified.

9/30/2009 11:19:21 PM

Fizzy

Yeah, PZ says he put together a 61 page booklet of this guys nonsense and handed it over to his local police. Don't know that they'll really do anything with it, of course.

http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2009/09/update_on_dennis_markuze.php

9/30/2009 11:20:31 PM

Green

Feel that Christian love!

9/30/2009 11:30:22 PM



Don't drop the soap, buddy.

9/30/2009 11:32:39 PM

Skyknight

I'm afraid to ask...What was the blasphemy in question?

Besides...read Ezekiel lately? God abjured the collective guilt conceit there. Only the individual who showed corruption is to be punished. Or perhaps you'd prefer God's lesson to Jonah regarding the worthiness of Nineveh to be saved from judgement?

9/30/2009 11:43:03 PM

Dexter

"Love thy neighbor"?
"Love thy enemy"?

Who said it?

9/30/2009 11:53:13 PM

Orestes

Fully expect him to back peddle with the "OH I WASN'T SERIOUS, FREE SPEECH DERP" line if/when he is apprehended by the authorities.

He would only get a few months of jail time if they crack down on him, I'm thinking an exuberant fine is a better punishment.

10/1/2009 12:02:15 AM

Slater

@Skyknight: The blasphemy committed by PZ Myers was saying that a consecrated host was "just a cracker".

Which it is.

10/1/2009 12:03:47 AM

aaa

Meet the USMS. They really love people making death threats. After all, making a death threat is a felony in many parts of the States.

10/1/2009 12:12:23 AM

shykid

Where's that Internet Tough Guy image when you need it?

(On a more serious note, I'm glad this guy was reported to the authorities. He's likely just an Internet Tough Guy, but he seems a tad too dedicated for a run-of-the-mill troll/poe, and you really never know...)

10/1/2009 12:18:53 AM

Shadoboy


I said "love thy neighbor"! Can't you get a hint?

10/1/2009 12:41:18 AM

Eden

Well,
he should better be locked away,
just to prevent that maybe he makes his detailed threats come true ;)

10/1/2009 12:45:12 AM

Nathan the Wise

Oh, bugger. This loony will come here and spam the fuck out of us, now.

Serious loon, this one. Believes things are foretold by Nostradamus and (wait for it) Depeche Mode lyrics.

10/1/2009 1:07:57 AM

Semi-Christian

Jesus fucking Christ something is disturbingly wrong with that nutjob.

10/1/2009 1:11:08 AM

LDM

You may not want to use your real name when making threats like that. Not that it can't be traced anyway, but you just made it a whole lot easier for the police to find you.


10/1/2009 1:52:36 AM

agentCDE

Thou shalt not kill (unless you really want to)

10/1/2009 5:18:05 AM

Misty

Oh that's great! the crazy montreal stalker made it to FSTDT!

10/1/2009 5:30:45 AM

The L

Holy fuck. Where is the FBI? Is the FBI on this? Because they fucking need to be. Death threats are serious business (and not in the ironic 4chan way).

10/1/2009 6:08:28 AM

Doubting Thomas

I don't know what state this occurred in, but in most states this is something called "criminal threat" and is taken very seriously. Ahh, just read the blog and see that this guy lives in Canada. Makes it a little more difficult, but not that much to convict him. He's obviously very insane, which means these threats should be taken even more seriously since you don't know what a crazy person will do.

But he can't be a True ChristianTM. True ChristiansTM never make death threats. Nor do they shoot abortion doctors or blow up abortion clinics.

10/1/2009 6:17:17 AM

Reverend Jeremiah

..and when Dennis is done with his rampage, the nations Christians will say that it was his atheism that made him kill people.

I hope the cops bust this guy good.

10/1/2009 6:26:28 AM

Mike Sihl

Ah, can you feel that old time Christian love?

Hey, wait a minute!!! I thought only atheists, pagans, liberals, vegetarians, gun control advocates and single mothers threaten peoples lives because they don't have the wove of Jebus in dere heawts?!!

10/1/2009 6:27:11 AM

Caustic Gnostic

The guy lives in Quebec. It's more an Interpol case than FBI.

10/1/2009 6:58:20 AM

freako104

And people say we need Jesus. And wonder why I follow the gods I do.

10/1/2009 6:58:59 AM

Moondog

Is this a job for the cops or mental health? He may belong in a rubber room.

10/1/2009 7:14:11 AM
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