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this is scary, its like what hitler did when he brainwashed the children of germany, now obama is doing it. well he can't have me brainwashed, i am a junior in high school, and i will never believe what he says, i have formed my opioion and i stand for Jesus and only him!

Autumn Varney, Facebook 84 Comments [9/27/2009 11:26:05 AM]
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atrasicarius

Obama wont brainwash ME! I've already been brainwashed!

9/27/2009 2:30:07 PM

Eden

And you have been brainwashed by christian fundamentalists (perhaps your parents) into believing in the literal truth of the bible I assume (and probably also into believing that Obama was sent by Satan whereas Palin was sent by god)

9/27/2009 2:37:00 PM

shykid

lol, this is so ironic.

9/27/2009 2:37:16 PM

Tolpuddle Martyr

Ah, reminds me of a kid who told me that the world was ending in 2012.

Kid: "Sir, the worlds gonna end in 2012."

The kids friend sits next to him with a deep frown, looking at his buddy quizzically.

Me: "Yeah, some said was going to end in 1666 too!"
Kid: "Yeah?"
Me: "True."
Kid: "But it's gonna end this time, I read it on the internet."
Me: "Some also going to end in the year 2000."
Kid: "Huh, that was ages ago."
Me: "We're still here!"
Kid: "Yeah, but it's gonna be really for real this time..."

(Kid continues on, somehow mangling the Mayan 2012 conspiracies with the Rapture and the LHC, kids friend mumbles something about seeing a picture that said it was going to happen in 1992 - asks to be excused and quickly sprints out of the room.)

Kid: "Sir, sir..."
Me: "A question about your work I hope?"
Kid: (brief pause and then...)"Sir, do you believe in ghosts?"
Me: "No!"

Some days are longer than others...

9/27/2009 2:39:37 PM

Xotan

this is scary,

=== I agree. to think you have got so far in school and still show such ignorance.


its like what hitler did when he brainwashed the children of germany,

=== Indeed. And then he used to hang their little brains out on the Siegfried Line until they had dried completely.


now obama is doing it.

=== And he's hanging them on the Mason Dixon line, I suppose?


well he can't have me brainwashed,

=== Impervious to water, I see. Or are you more like the Wicked Witch of the West and will shrink. Yo Momma should have got you pre-shrunk - or take you to a shrink.


i am a junior in high school,

=== It's hard to know it from the way you present yourself here.


and i will never believe what he says,

=== But George Bush, by heavens! There was a truthful one!


i have formed my opioion and i stand for Jesus and only him!

=== I have news for you, I also sometimes stand.


=== You need to do as your president wants. Get an education so that you can mix among intelligent people without making an utter ass of yourself and displaying ignorance that brings shame on you, your parents and your country.

9/27/2009 3:12:26 PM

Iczer-04

You have a brain??

9/27/2009 3:14:03 PM

the agitator

Just shut up and get pregnant already... you are already a junior

9/27/2009 3:18:24 PM

Osiris

God fucking dammit. Every President talks to kids. George Bush read books to kids. What is wrong with you people?!?

9/27/2009 3:45:31 PM

GodotIsWaiting4U

YEAH

DON'T BELIEVE WHAT HE SAYS

REJECT HIS SPEECH

DROP OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL

DON'T WORK HARD

DIE HOMELESS AND ALONE

9/27/2009 4:25:40 PM

RI

Get offa my lawn, kid.

9/27/2009 4:38:35 PM

rfraudreignz

The cheese stands alone.

9/27/2009 4:44:38 PM

katie5000

i am a junior in high school, and i will never believe what he says, i have formed my opioion and i stand for Jesus and only him!

You're only in junior high school? Well, guess what, sweetie. I can guarantee you you'll be changing a number of your opinions before you hit 25, as you get older and attain a bit more life experience. Trust me on that. I've done an about-face on a number of things that I was so assuredly decided on in junior high.

9/27/2009 5:50:39 PM

JSS

now obama is doing it.

Really now? What about this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LACyLTsH4ac

9/27/2009 5:56:36 PM

Lucilius

Out of the mouths of boobs ....

9/27/2009 6:16:52 PM

Eimiilove

Capitalisation is your friend. So is intelligence. Obviously you're a very bad friend.

9/27/2009 6:17:21 PM

Lithp

Your mind is closed, & you're proud of it!

9/27/2009 6:19:58 PM

Brenz

It's hard to wash what's already on tumble dry in someone else's laundromat.

I guess you won't be studying hard to cure cancer then.

9/27/2009 6:28:44 PM

SleepNeed

Your grammar is horrible for a junior in high school. I was expecting a middle schooler but not for a junior. I guess I should go back to my high school over the three day weekend and shake my old English teacher's hand. Also Godwin would like to have a few words with you.

9/27/2009 6:45:36 PM

Doubting Thomas

Yes, we all know that 12 and 13 year olds know everything anyway.

Why don't you lear a little about Capitalization and maybe we might take you a little more seriously?

9/27/2009 7:00:24 PM



-i will never believe what he says-

Then drop out of school already, ignore his message telling students to stay in school. We need more burger flippers, anyways.

9/27/2009 7:03:41 PM

evilred

Kids like this make me SO glad I've refused to breed.

9/27/2009 7:12:31 PM

Reverend Jeremiah

Yup..I said that in Junior High as well..now Im an atheist that voted for Obama.

9/27/2009 7:16:41 PM

Caustic Gnostic

Be afwaid. Be vewy vewy afwaid.

9/27/2009 7:45:47 PM

Imroy

I see. You've been brainwashed by your parents and/or pastor instead. So you'll reject the simple and reasonable things that President Obama said.

9/27/2009 8:25:17 PM

The dog

Yet your lord and saviour Jesus clearly told you to respect and obey all those who were put in authority above you as this is your gods will.

if you were an unbeliever or a Muslim I could understand your lack of respect but as a Christian your bible tells you to obey and submit to your earthly masters

Romans 13:1-4 (King James Version)

Romans 13

1Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God.

2Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation.

3For rulers are not a terror to good works, but to the evil. Wilt thou then not be afraid of the power? do that which is good, and thou shalt have praise of the same:

4 For he is the minister of God to thee for good. But if thou do that which is evil, be afraid; for he beareth not the sword in vain: for he is the minister of God, a revenger to execute wrath upon him that doeth evil.

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Romans 13 (New International Version)

Romans 13



1 Everyone must submit himself to the governing authorities, for there is no authority except that which God has established. The authorities that exist have been established by God.

2 Consequently, he who rebels against the authority is rebelling against what God has instituted, and those who do so will bring judgment on themselves.

3 For rulers hold no terror for those who do right, but for those who do wrong. Do you want to be free from fear of the one in authority? Then do what is right and he will commend you.

4 For he is God's servant to do you good. But if you do wrong, be afraid, for he does not bear the sword for nothing. He is God's servant, an agent of wrath to bring punishment on the wrongdoer.

5 Therefore, it is necessary to submit to the authorities, not only because of possible punishment but also because of conscience.

6 This is also why you pay taxes, for the authorities are God's servants, who give their full time to governing.

7 Give everyone what you owe him: If you owe taxes, pay taxes; if revenue, then revenue; if respect, then respect; if honor, then honor.

9/27/2009 9:32:55 PM
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