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The reason dinos exist is because when God cast lucifer out of heaven with 1/3 of the angels lucifer the devil now tried to create what god created in the garden animals, etc. so all the reptiles are related to satan. the snake was created in satans image. man is created in gods image.

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rv, MSNBC's Cosmic Log 66 Comments [9/27/2009 11:27:05 AM]
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Professor Cold Heart

Er, no.

9/27/2009 11:28:17 AM

Blackvoice

Lucifer is a dragon? Cool!

9/27/2009 11:28:38 AM

Old Viking

Like us, God is classified among the great apes.

9/27/2009 11:34:51 AM

AXavierB

I'm pretty sure it's considered sinful to blatantly make stuff up about the Bible.

But if all reptiles were created by Satan, he must be pretty cool. Reptiles are some of the most interesting animals.

9/27/2009 11:36:11 AM

aaa

Dude, you tripping.

9/27/2009 12:01:12 PM

Geno

I thought that Lucifer was supposed to be the most beautiful angel of them all? The most beautiful angel in heaven was a snake? And when did Lucifer ever have a capacity to create? I thought that all things on this world were God's creation. If Lucifer does have a capacity to create on par with God, then doesn't that make him equal to God? Or maybe that Lucifer is himself a deity?

Biblical citation needed...!

9/27/2009 12:01:43 PM

ozznova

I thought Jesus rode a dinosaur into battle against the Romans?

9/27/2009 12:01:58 PM

Quantum Mechanic

That's ... that's ... amazing.

I'll be laughing for days.

9/27/2009 12:06:08 PM

RavenWood

No more acid for you!

9/27/2009 12:12:34 PM

Ken

I call prejudice against the animals that aren't cute and fuzzy.

9/27/2009 12:13:06 PM

Tiberius Thyben

Wow... Lucifer is getting more and more awesome... I mean, in addition to the rage against the heavens plot, he's a dragon?!

9/27/2009 12:14:38 PM

Vince

yet another reason Lucifer is cooler.

9/27/2009 12:14:50 PM

AuraTwilight

So Lucifer can create, too? I thought only God could do that.

9/27/2009 12:20:07 PM

John

Rv's right. I remember reading that in my Authorized Pull-It-Out-Of-Your-Ass Bible ...

9/27/2009 12:32:30 PM

M.M.

So, Satan is actually a snake. That's interesting.

9/27/2009 12:37:17 PM

Matante

Oh no! I have a Satan pet!

9/27/2009 12:55:25 PM

Scorpius

You just don't like lizards.And if he's a dragon,all the better.That makes him exceptionally cool.

9/27/2009 12:56:15 PM

Pule Thamex

This shows just how much that rv and the other little children of the poverty stricken third-world countries need the continued assistance of the educated west in order to help raise them out of the mire of primitive superstition within which they still flounder. I imagine that the chimps in western zoos are better educated than some of these benighted, third-world waifs.

9/27/2009 12:56:48 PM



And this is in the bible where?

9/27/2009 1:01:50 PM

Headache

But... but... but...



9/27/2009 1:22:54 PM

CrazyRoper

Maybe you should actually learn what your creation myth is

9/27/2009 1:26:21 PM

EvoPagan

Based on my experiences with iguanas, this really isn't all that far-fetched.

9/27/2009 1:37:34 PM



"so all the reptiles are related to satan."
Does this include birds? Because taxonomically, birds ARE reptiles...

9/27/2009 1:44:51 PM

Tolpuddle Martyr

So, most of the animals that Noah loaded on to the Ark for forty days and forty nights were the spawn of Satan?

You know, just making shit up actually makes your stories even more ludicrous.

9/27/2009 2:00:40 PM

A Pedant

The thread this comes from is worth a read, I love it when fundies start arguing with each other

9/27/2009 2:24:26 PM
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