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#1028360
atrasicarius
And it says this WHERE in your book of fairy tales?
9/27/2009 2:28:49 PM
#1028364
Random Man
But the snake was IN the Garden.
9/27/2009 2:37:06 PM
#1028373
Xotan
You don't say! I am absolutely bowled over by your erudition ... Or should that be stupidity?
@ ozznova
Didn't Jesus ride into Jerusalem on a dinosaur on Pom Sunday? And the crowd sang the Holier than Thou Chorus..or sumpn'.
9/27/2009 2:57:41 PM
#1028383
Horsefeathers
"The reason dinos exist is because when God cast lucifer out of heaven with 1/3 of the angels lucifer the devil now tried to create what god created in the garden animals, etc. so all the reptiles are related to satan."
Well, that's one explanation. It's completely wrong, bares no resemblance to reality and seems to have been made up whole cloth but it's certainly one explanation.
"the snake was created in satans image."
Chapter and verse?
"man is created in gods image."
He should have chosen an image with fewer inherent problems.
9/27/2009 3:11:56 PM
#1028404
Osiris
Go back to Fox.
9/27/2009 3:44:52 PM
#1028434
GodotIsWaiting4U
There's substantial evidence that dinosaurs can't be classified as reptiles anymore than birds can; it's entirely likely, in fact, that dinosaurs didn't actually have scales. Dinosaurs are far more closely related to modern birds than to modern reptiles.
9/27/2009 4:27:23 PM
#1028467
werewolf
What about insects? Were they created by Lucifer? Also, too.
9/27/2009 5:06:37 PM
#1028501
Brenz
Then why is Leviathan a diplodocus prior to the Fall?
You can't just make shit up.
9/27/2009 6:27:41 PM
#1028521
Doubting Thomas
LOL! The devil created dinosaurs. Classic.
9/27/2009 6:55:50 PM
#1028528
Mrs. Antichrist
Hahaahahahahaha
9/27/2009 7:06:06 PM
#1028530
evilred
Ok,rv. Time to stop smoking the wacky tobaccy now!!
9/27/2009 7:08:16 PM
#1028541
Caustic Gnostic
No, no, and...no!
9/27/2009 7:15:38 PM
#1028557
perdurabo
@ Xotan & ozznova
I think he rode on one both times, its name was Harold.....but the romans had chariots made from iron, so Jeebus got his ass kicked when he rode Harold into battle.
9/27/2009 8:22:01 PM
#1028572
This exlains the frog with razor sharp teeth...
9/27/2009 9:33:40 PM
#1028586
moose
So, gawd created humans, and da debil created reptiles. Who created mammals? You know, dogs, camels, et al?
9/27/2009 11:05:44 PM
#1028604
punishment
*facepalm*
*facepalm*
*facepalm*
*facepalm*
9/28/2009 1:26:34 AM
#1028607
Orion
Ah the amazing mental gymnastics needed to justify an unchangeable, rigid doctrine.
9/28/2009 1:30:31 AM
#1028608
ELBSeattle
Now THAT'S what I call well-researched, well-founded scientific reasoning. Give this person a diploma.
9/28/2009 1:31:00 AM
#1028622
Cookie Overlord
Satanic Tortoises...
WTF ?
9/28/2009 3:28:44 AM
#1028627
Upallnite
Who would you rather side with?
A. A pussy in a robe that couldn't carry his own cross or
B. A FUCKIN' DRAGON THAT MAKES DINOSAURS!!!!
I think we should let children decide this for themselves in public school.
9/28/2009 4:16:08 AM
#1028646
The L
I wish I could single-handedly add about 100 fundie points to this. Hell, if this doesn't end up in the top 10 eventually, I will be extremely surprised.
9/28/2009 6:21:05 AM
#1028671
raindrops
So, that explains the "god" in godzilla.
9/28/2009 6:51:48 AM
#1028743
Fera
Uh huh...
9/28/2009 8:05:22 AM
#1028792
Vinctum
Yeah and the reason of what you have an ass, are for make God can kick it out of heaven after you die, Yeah Ticket only go, to your loved Lucifer bitch house.
9/28/2009 9:00:19 AM
#1028795
Zoo
There are some very beautiful snakes. They even show iridescence on the scales in the sun. . . .
9/28/2009 9:06:11 AM
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