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The reason dinos exist is because when God cast lucifer out of heaven with 1/3 of the angels lucifer the devil now tried to create what god created in the garden animals, etc. so all the reptiles are related to satan. the snake was created in satans image. man is created in gods image.

Sent Thursday, September 17, 2009 9:22 PM


rv, MSNBC's Cosmic Log 66 Comments [9/27/2009 11:27:05 AM]
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Submitted By: Hrodgar
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atrasicarius

And it says this WHERE in your book of fairy tales?

9/27/2009 2:28:49 PM

Random Man

But the snake was IN the Garden.

9/27/2009 2:37:06 PM

Xotan

You don't say! I am absolutely bowled over by your erudition ... Or should that be stupidity?


@ ozznova

Didn't Jesus ride into Jerusalem on a dinosaur on Pom Sunday? And the crowd sang the Holier than Thou Chorus..or sumpn'.

9/27/2009 2:57:41 PM

Horsefeathers

"The reason dinos exist is because when God cast lucifer out of heaven with 1/3 of the angels lucifer the devil now tried to create what god created in the garden animals, etc. so all the reptiles are related to satan."

Well, that's one explanation. It's completely wrong, bares no resemblance to reality and seems to have been made up whole cloth but it's certainly one explanation.

"the snake was created in satans image."

Chapter and verse?

"man is created in gods image."

He should have chosen an image with fewer inherent problems.

9/27/2009 3:11:56 PM

Osiris

Go back to Fox.

9/27/2009 3:44:52 PM

GodotIsWaiting4U

There's substantial evidence that dinosaurs can't be classified as reptiles anymore than birds can; it's entirely likely, in fact, that dinosaurs didn't actually have scales. Dinosaurs are far more closely related to modern birds than to modern reptiles.

9/27/2009 4:27:23 PM

werewolf

What about insects? Were they created by Lucifer? Also, too.

9/27/2009 5:06:37 PM

Brenz

Then why is Leviathan a diplodocus prior to the Fall?

You can't just make shit up.

9/27/2009 6:27:41 PM

Doubting Thomas

LOL! The devil created dinosaurs. Classic.

9/27/2009 6:55:50 PM

Mrs. Antichrist

Hahaahahahahaha

9/27/2009 7:06:06 PM

evilred

Ok,rv. Time to stop smoking the wacky tobaccy now!!

9/27/2009 7:08:16 PM

Caustic Gnostic

No, no, and...no!

9/27/2009 7:15:38 PM

perdurabo

@ Xotan & ozznova

I think he rode on one both times, its name was Harold.....but the romans had chariots made from iron, so Jeebus got his ass kicked when he rode Harold into battle.

9/27/2009 8:22:01 PM



This exlains the frog with razor sharp teeth...

9/27/2009 9:33:40 PM

moose

So, gawd created humans, and da debil created reptiles. Who created mammals? You know, dogs, camels, et al?

9/27/2009 11:05:44 PM

punishment

*facepalm*
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9/28/2009 1:26:34 AM

Orion

Ah the amazing mental gymnastics needed to justify an unchangeable, rigid doctrine.

9/28/2009 1:30:31 AM

ELBSeattle

Now THAT'S what I call well-researched, well-founded scientific reasoning. Give this person a diploma.

9/28/2009 1:31:00 AM

Cookie Overlord

Satanic Tortoises...

WTF ?

9/28/2009 3:28:44 AM

Upallnite

Who would you rather side with?
A. A pussy in a robe that couldn't carry his own cross or
B. A FUCKIN' DRAGON THAT MAKES DINOSAURS!!!!

I think we should let children decide this for themselves in public school.


9/28/2009 4:16:08 AM

The L

I wish I could single-handedly add about 100 fundie points to this. Hell, if this doesn't end up in the top 10 eventually, I will be extremely surprised.

9/28/2009 6:21:05 AM

raindrops

So, that explains the "god" in godzilla.

9/28/2009 6:51:48 AM

Fera

Uh huh...

9/28/2009 8:05:22 AM

Vinctum

Yeah and the reason of what you have an ass, are for make God can kick it out of heaven after you die, Yeah Ticket only go, to your loved Lucifer bitch house.



9/28/2009 9:00:19 AM

Zoo

There are some very beautiful snakes. They even show iridescence on the scales in the sun. . . .

9/28/2009 9:06:11 AM
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