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The reason dinos exist is because when God cast lucifer out of heaven with 1/3 of the angels lucifer the devil now tried to create what god created in the garden animals, etc. so all the reptiles are related to satan. the snake was created in satans image. man is created in gods image.

Sent Thursday, September 17, 2009 9:22 PM


rv, MSNBC's Cosmic Log 66 Comments [9/27/2009 11:27:05 AM]
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Submitted By: Hrodgar
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Clown

Citation needed. This reminds me of Slavic apocriphal story. Long story short: God made sheep, Satan tried to copy and ended with goat.

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Has as much sense as this one.

9/28/2009 10:43:14 AM

David G

Book, Chapter, and Verse, please.

9/28/2009 1:58:05 PM

Drax

Wait, so you're saying God didn't create everything, Satan was the co-creator? Doesn't sound like monotheism to me.

9/29/2009 12:51:59 AM

Zodiac

But according to my pastor, sin is beautiful on the outside...and so is Satan. Just that he isn't so beautiful on the inside.
(And what he says actually makes sense.)

9/29/2009 5:49:09 AM

Dr. Novakaine

If Satan is the reason for reptiles, all the more reason to like him over your raving loony god. Reptiles are awesome!

9/29/2009 7:56:14 AM

Jeff Weskamp

Most Fundies would find the belief that Satan can create life to be blasphemous.

I gues rv is an exception.

9/29/2009 10:25:06 AM

Mister Spak

You were created in Moe Howards image. Mentally too.


9/29/2009 11:55:59 AM

Dr. Gus

[citation needed] otherwise you are just altering your wholly babble and that is a sin,
blasphemer, to the pyre with you!

9/29/2009 12:46:55 PM

JohnTheAtheist

That is so cool! Where is your evidence for peer review?

What? You just made that up?

9/29/2009 1:10:51 PM



That was sarcasm, right?

I mean... you really need to take the time to read "Letters From The Earth" http://www.positiveatheism.org/hist/twainlfe.htm

It's a short read and you'll learn a lot.


9/29/2009 2:00:32 PM

Wooflang

Ah. Well, this would explain my affinity for snakes, lizards, and dragons...I'm related to Satan. Sweet.

9/29/2009 9:05:59 PM

Thejebusfire

So, Satan is Godzilla?

Well, thats a new one.

9/29/2009 9:48:51 PM

Anon-e-moose

"man is created in gods image."

Then God is an inbred, subhuman, moronic, ugly cunt:


9/30/2009 7:40:20 AM

Antichrist

Want to show where the bible states that?


9/30/2009 2:53:17 PM

Shadoboy

[citation needed]

Seriously, I doubt even the Bible says that.

10/1/2009 1:24:58 AM

Hunter Jay

Why all the hating on reptiles?

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