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Citation needed. This reminds me of Slavic apocriphal story. Long story short: God made sheep, Satan tried to copy and ended with goat.
Has as much sense as this one.
9/28/2009 10:43:14 AM
Book, Chapter, and Verse, please.
9/28/2009 1:58:05 PM
Wait, so you're saying God didn't create everything, Satan was the co-creator? Doesn't sound like monotheism to me.
9/29/2009 12:51:59 AM
But according to my pastor, sin is beautiful on the outside...and so is Satan. Just that he isn't so beautiful on the inside.
(And what he says actually makes sense.)
9/29/2009 5:49:09 AM
If Satan is the reason for reptiles, all the more reason to like him over your raving loony god. Reptiles are awesome!
9/29/2009 7:56:14 AM
Most Fundies would find the belief that Satan can create life to be blasphemous.
I gues rv is an exception.
9/29/2009 10:25:06 AM
You were created in Moe Howards image. Mentally too.
9/29/2009 11:55:59 AM
 otherwise you are just altering your wholly babble and that is a sin,
blasphemer, to the pyre with you!
9/29/2009 12:46:55 PM
That is so cool! Where is your evidence for peer review?
What? You just made that up?
9/29/2009 1:10:51 PM
That was sarcasm, right?
I mean... you really need to take the time to read "Letters From The Earth" http://www.positiveatheism.org/hist/twainlfe.htm
It's a short read and you'll learn a lot.
9/29/2009 2:00:32 PM
Ah. Well, this would explain my affinity for snakes, lizards, and dragons...I'm related to Satan. Sweet.
9/29/2009 9:05:59 PM
So, Satan is Godzilla?
Well, thats a new one.
9/29/2009 9:48:51 PM
"man is created in gods image."
Then God is an inbred, subhuman, moronic, ugly cunt:
9/30/2009 7:40:20 AM
Want to show where the bible states that?
9/30/2009 2:53:17 PM
Seriously, I doubt even the Bible says that.
10/1/2009 1:24:58 AM
Why all the hating on reptiles?
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