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#1028841
Clown
Citation needed. This reminds me of Slavic apocriphal story. Long story short: God made sheep, Satan tried to copy and ended with goat.
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Has as much sense as this one.
9/28/2009 10:43:14 AM
#1028911
David G
Book, Chapter, and Verse, please.
9/28/2009 1:58:05 PM
#1029122
Drax
Wait, so you're saying God didn't create everything, Satan was the co-creator? Doesn't sound like monotheism to me.
9/29/2009 12:51:59 AM
#1029155
Zodiac
But according to my pastor, sin is beautiful on the outside...and so is Satan. Just that he isn't so beautiful on the inside.
(And what he says actually makes sense.)
9/29/2009 5:49:09 AM
#1029177
Dr. Novakaine
If Satan is the reason for reptiles, all the more reason to like him over your raving loony god. Reptiles are awesome!
9/29/2009 7:56:14 AM
#1029218
Jeff Weskamp
Most Fundies would find the belief that Satan can create life to be blasphemous.
I gues rv is an exception.
9/29/2009 10:25:06 AM
#1029232
Mister Spak
You were created in Moe Howards image. Mentally too.
9/29/2009 11:55:59 AM
#1029238
Dr. Gus
[citation needed] otherwise you are just altering your wholly babble and that is a sin,
blasphemer, to the pyre with you!
9/29/2009 12:46:55 PM
#1029242
JohnTheAtheist
That is so cool! Where is your evidence for peer review?
What? You just made that up?
9/29/2009 1:10:51 PM
#1029252
That was sarcasm, right?
I mean... you really need to take the time to read "Letters From The Earth" http://www.positiveatheism.org/hist/twainlfe.htm
It's a short read and you'll learn a lot.
9/29/2009 2:00:32 PM
#1029330
Wooflang
Ah. Well, this would explain my affinity for snakes, lizards, and dragons...I'm related to Satan. Sweet.
9/29/2009 9:05:59 PM
#1029345
Thejebusfire
So, Satan is Godzilla?
Well, thats a new one.
9/29/2009 9:48:51 PM
#1029564
Anon-e-moose
"man is created in gods image."
Then God is an inbred, subhuman, moronic, ugly cunt:
9/30/2009 7:40:20 AM
#1029713
Antichrist
Want to show where the bible states that?
9/30/2009 2:53:17 PM
#1029904
Shadoboy
[citation needed]
Seriously, I doubt even the Bible says that.
10/1/2009 1:24:58 AM
#1280831
Hunter Jay
Why all the hating on reptiles?
4/20/2011 5:12:12 PM
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