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(In a discussion about the bible saying bats are birds)

"yes, i would probably say that a whale is a fish. dolphins are also fish, i mean duh...? they look like fish, kinda like sharks, and sharks are fish, as far as i know."

"everything is made of the 4 elements. fish are mostly water element, whales are a combination of water and air."

(quote non-creationist) The ancestors of whales and dolphins was a land-living walking creature which slowly returned to the sea.(end quote)

"lol, what a fairytale... a land? animal turns into a fish."

(quote non-creationist) Just because something looks like something else does not make it the same.(end quote)

"it depends on how you choose to define things. if scientists definitions were good, religious people would not disagree with them."

Watergaia, Youtube forums 79 Comments [10/7/2009 4:05:51 PM]
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Submitted By: JM Gendron
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Ajax

""everything is made of the 4 elements. fish are mostly water element, whales are a combination of water and air.""

The Ancient Greeks called. They want their mythology back.

10/7/2009 4:10:14 PM

Efrain

You looks like an ape, you live on land, you are therefore an ape. :3

10/7/2009 4:12:07 PM

arcturus

I guess if scientists prefixed everything with "Jesus said", this argument would go away. But arguing with "scientists" as a whole? These guys put man on the moon and made a sun in nagasaki.

Your move.

10/7/2009 4:13:30 PM

Xotan

A wonderful demonstration of stupid.

10/7/2009 4:13:40 PM

Shane

fish are mostly water element, whales are a combination of water and air.

Quotes like this make me lose faith in humanity.

10/7/2009 4:15:17 PM

Efrain

@shane:
You still have faith in humanity? If so, then welcome to the site. :/

10/7/2009 4:19:50 PM

Osiris

Case in point why there is no more important an issue then education.

10/7/2009 4:25:43 PM

DaMentalFunism



Nah, I sound just like mah preacher.

10/7/2009 4:25:56 PM

RavenWood

That was really painful to read.

10/7/2009 4:28:30 PM

werewolf

You forgot Surprise which is the fifth element.

10/7/2009 4:34:43 PM

Zeus Almighty

@ werewolf

And a fanatical devotion to the pope ... er, Pat Robertson.

10/7/2009 4:47:09 PM

louislois

Please refrain from any further debates over Evolution v Creationism.

Although not a creationists, I'm positive they'd want you to shut up as you clearly know absolutely nothing on the subject, and succeed only in making them look retarded.

10/7/2009 4:48:03 PM

Nick

Kingdom: Animalia
Phylum: Lives in the water
Class: is cute
Order: Has fins
Family: animals that dont come canned
Genus: Kinda like sharks
Species: sharks r fish 2

10/7/2009 4:51:05 PM

Old Viking

To be perfectly accurate you should say that a whale is a hell of a big fish.

10/7/2009 4:54:54 PM

David D.G.

I once knew a high-school chemistry teacher who said that he had been teaching so long that when he first started teaching chemistry, the Periodic Table had only four elements on it: Air, Earth, Fire, and Water.

Seriously --- "the four elements"?!? The ancient Greeks had no reason to know better. You, however, have no excuse.

And your grasp of biology and logic is just as appallingly wrong as your grasp of chemistry.


~David D.G.

10/7/2009 4:59:20 PM

Elia

@DaMentalFunism:

I wish someone really would come with a virus or program like that! Would save the trouble of telling people over and over, "Stop being dumb!"

10/7/2009 5:08:16 PM

Zeus Almighty

"yes, i would probably say that a whale is a fish. dolphins are also fish, i mean duh...? they look like fish, kinda like sharks, and sharks are fish, as far as i know."

And I would probably say you're retarded and/or insane.
Honestly, how can even the stupidist fundie not realilze the utter wreck they have to make of rational thought in order to cling to their belief that the Babble is a perfect book?

10/7/2009 5:10:17 PM

Berny

if scientists definitions were good, religious people would not disagree with them.

And if religious people like you had a brain you would understand what the scientists are saying.
Fucking moron.

10/7/2009 5:14:01 PM

Nowonmai

Well, you look like an asshole so I guess you are a sphincter.

10/7/2009 5:14:47 PM



@Elia

I am pretty sure youtube used to have something like that....

10/7/2009 5:15:22 PM

Pacal

I hate to point it out to you, but humans are also mostly water. Does that make us fish?

Pierre

10/7/2009 5:19:06 PM



This isn't even funny. I seriously believe that this individual may be mentally handicapped.

10/7/2009 5:22:51 PM

nintendofreakgcn

"everything is made of the 4 elements."

Heretic! You forgot about heart! Without it, you'll never be able to summon Captain Planet.

10/7/2009 5:46:16 PM

Efrain

@nintendofreakgcn:
You can, but he'd be SEVERELY weak. :3

10/7/2009 5:51:28 PM

LDM

This is your brain. This is your brain on homeschooling. Any questions?

10/7/2009 6:09:28 PM
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