"Every true aryan should buy the ridiculous stuff we offer on our homepage!"
---Well, I don't know if they actually sell stuff, but here I am, explaining my jokes...
10/5/2009 7:30:10 AM
Except that every true Aryan is a timid web-whining nonce with less strength than the skin of a rice pudding, less than half the brains of a strawberry meringue and with the woman enticing abilities of an unwashed sock.
10/5/2009 7:55:49 AM
The Aryan, as you present it, is a complete myth. Nothing you say or do will change that.
10/5/2009 8:24:44 AM
Nathan the Wise
True aryans are all hiding under the bed like the weak, stupid cowards they are.
10/5/2009 8:33:28 AM
You mean people from South Asia usually referred to as Indo-Iranians?
Haven't heard that the White House had been repainted.
Either way, don't be such a douche. It's unsightly.
10/5/2009 9:37:37 AM
I don't know if I'm a "true Aryan" or not, but I know for a fact my kids won't be.
10/5/2009 9:48:16 AM
Excuse me, you seem to be having some problems in your nether regions.
10/5/2009 9:52:00 AM
Every true aryan (if any exist) should be utterly embarrassed that these inbred mouthbreather's claim to speak for them.
10/5/2009 9:56:22 AM
Every true aryan mind should be filled with thoughts of homicide...
We need a "Hello... FBI?" award, seriously.
10/5/2009 11:00:21 AM
Now define "true Aryan" please.
10/5/2009 11:23:28 AM
Every true Arian. In other words, any illiterate redneck with an IQ lower than 50.
10/5/2009 12:21:58 PM
Every true Aryan would stop fucking calling himself that if he knew it originally meant Persian.
10/5/2009 1:11:06 PM
Percy Q. Shunn
Every true Aryan is a pulsating pussy.
10/5/2009 2:34:16 PM
Owing to the current demographic proportions in the USA it can be safely concluded that at least a fair amount of white people voted for Obama, allowing him to comfortably secure his 10 million vote lead over McCain (and Barr, lol).
What was your point again?
10/5/2009 4:10:50 PM
At least "True Scotsmen" can be comforted by the fact that there is a Scotland populated by Scots.
10/5/2009 5:04:55 PM
It will be great when these asshats actually learn what an aryan is.
10/5/2009 6:00:47 PM
Every true aryan is a dead and buried tribesman who swept out of the hills of northern Iran some 3500 years ago, leaving behind all the women of his culture, and marrying among the peoples he conquered.
They were a one shot deal. A one generation empire.
And most of them chose to live in an all male culture of war. (their attacks were the earlyest gay pride parades)
10/5/2009 6:08:35 PM
Is this supposed to be some kind of poem, because it sucks.
Thanks Tolpuddle Martyr!
And every true racist should follow their leader Adolf Hitler final actions in the bunker.
10/5/2009 7:19:13 PM
10/5/2009 7:39:15 PM
Cool story bro. Explain why it's so great to be a "true aryan".
10/5/2009 9:47:18 PM
Time and time again these people show they have no concept of American history.
This has never been a white-man's country, never has, and more than likely never will be. The minute we used slaves for profit and used Native Americans in our wars, we became multicultural. Our counrty has been co-habitated and built by immigrants of different races/ethnicities.
You are more than welcome to start your own country with your own "Aryan" manpower. Good luck though...
10/5/2009 9:49:44 PM
Go to this page, http://fstdt.proboards.com/index.cgi?action=display&board=general&thread=2543&page=1
Everything you need to know is there.
10/5/2009 11:08:49 PM
Every true aryan should sit around bitching & moaning about how terrible the world is because of other races instead of making their own lives better.
Well, I don't know if they really should or not, but that's what they're going to do.
10/6/2009 6:13:22 AM
I'm trying to figure the one jewish person that has 'all but destroyed' America.
10/6/2009 8:57:12 AM
Uh, no. That's just you.
10/6/2009 10:38:10 AM