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I have always been afraid of Muslims. I remember the last time I flew (in '89 I think) I was on the plane and 2 men were sitting I think across the aisle talking in a foreign language. I was terrified that they were hijackers, and I was almost in tears the whole flight. In retrospect I think they may have been speaking French. But it was so scary for me at the time....

RHCCapri, RR 126 Comments [9/28/2009 6:37:53 AM]
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pete

Another Raptard proves that stupid people are easily frightened. Which would explain their abject terror about, well, everything.

9/28/2009 8:48:01 PM

Thejebusfire

Brown people= TEH TERRORIST!!!

9/28/2009 9:10:49 PM

Orion

You're like the old lady on the plane from Harold and Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay.

9/28/2009 10:38:38 PM

Atheismo

I have always been afraid of christians. I remember the last time I flew (in '89 I think) I was on the plane and 2 men were sitting I think across the aisle talking in tongues. I was terrified that they were batshit-crazy fuckers, and I was almost in tears the whole flight. In retrospect I think they may have been speaking Redneck. But it was so scary for me at the time....

Fixed?

9/28/2009 10:48:01 PM

Panz

And no doubt you're still the same idiotic moron you were way back then you fucking moron

9/28/2009 11:09:15 PM

Doug

This sorely tempts me to go out and learn a bit of conversational Arabic.

9/29/2009 4:54:12 AM

Jaques

I bet the two French blokes were wetting themselves!

9/29/2009 4:54:19 AM

louislois

Yet another example of why some Americans should never be allowed a passport.

What a total embarrassment for the US! Some people amaze me with their close/simple mindedness.

9/29/2009 6:20:23 AM

mika

Oh ich spreche eine gefährliche fremde Sprache

9/29/2009 6:52:51 AM

Roman

WOW... i wonder what would happen if i spoke russian or hebrew near him.....

9/29/2009 8:11:00 AM

Dr. Novakaine

"Can't have any of dem FURRINERS in dis country! We're not a country that's ever liked furriners!"

9/29/2009 8:12:26 AM

Anon-e-moose

"I have always been afraid of Muslims"

Strange. I had an operation several years ago (removing a tumour on my rectal wall; it turned out to be benign, but was initially giving me gyp whenever I was on the toilet, hence the need for removal). The operation was a complete success, and the surgeon complimented the anaesthetist on his sterling work, ensuring it was completely painless for me.

Said anaesthetist is also my physician. Born in Uganda. He & his family was part of the purge by Idi Amin of Asians & non-Africans from that country in the 70s, resulting in the 'brain drain' there; most of whom settled in the UK, himself of parents from what would become Pakistan after partitioning from India.

His name's Dr. Khan. He's a Muslim. A Sufi, to be exact. I'm an Atheist, and he knows it. I'd trust him with my life.

Your call, RHCCapri.

9/29/2009 9:10:51 AM

ND

keep on reinforcing the stereotype of the ignorant american.

9/29/2009 9:25:15 AM

LOLWUT

English is a foreign language for me, and yet I don't feel frightened by it. Maybe there's something wrong with me.

9/29/2009 9:31:24 AM

wautd

I can't stop laughing. What a dolt

9/29/2009 1:47:09 PM

Moondog

The last time I was on the T, two brown-skinned men started speaking to each other in a foreign language. I get out of my house once in a while, took a foriegn language in college, and am not a xenophobic asshole, so I knew this language was Spanish, and not an unusual event. This was followed by a sultry female voice speaking into her cell phone. I instantly knew she was speaking Portuguese, again, not unsusual. Boston was not going to become the next London or Madrid because some Dominicans or Brazilians were on the train.

9/29/2009 2:23:24 PM

a well known dangerous villain

You, sir, are a racist cunt. Good day to you.

9/29/2009 3:30:40 PM

Godbuster

Either extremely xenophobic, or British.

9/29/2009 7:54:10 PM

Heather

@lucilius for the win

9/29/2009 8:18:09 PM



Any educated English speaking person should be able to identify French without knowing the language, because so many French terms have been adopted by English and you should recognize the sounds. Arabic and French sound very different from one another, even to someone that knows neither language.

Also: It does not encourage me to join your religion when you tell me how it has made you afraid of random people that you normally wouldn't notice.

9/30/2009 2:14:26 PM

Antichrist

And here I just hate flying because of how cramped the seat is, and how bad the service has become.

Air Canada sucks.

Oh, and since nobody's trotted it out since the old boards... a little blast from the past.


9/30/2009 3:30:39 PM

Shadoboy

Fundie paranoia in a nutshell

10/1/2009 1:12:23 AM

Darkwulf

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW. Yeah, cause French and Arabic sound SOOOOOO alike

10/1/2009 6:19:53 AM

Psychonaut

Could be possible that there are thousands of other languages besides English and Arabic to choose from, but no, they were most definitely muslim-terrorist extremist atheist pro-choice anti-christian baby raping scum. Makes perfect sense, amirite?

P.S. Some anti-anxiety medication would do great.

10/2/2009 3:49:18 AM

Adrian

Yes, fear us!! Cower before the Frenchmen and we might let you live!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

10/2/2009 8:19:59 AM
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