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I have always been afraid of Muslims. I remember the last time I flew (in '89 I think) I was on the plane and 2 men were sitting I think across the aisle talking in a foreign language. I was terrified that they were hijackers, and I was almost in tears the whole flight. In retrospect I think they may have been speaking French. But it was so scary for me at the time....

RHCCapri, RR 126 Comments [9/28/2009 6:37:53 AM]
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Alethe

Pauvre idiote...

10/5/2009 5:29:53 PM

Iczer-04

Wow! Xenophobic much!?

10/5/2009 5:48:55 PM



So there are no French hijackers? Or American? Check out D.B. Cooper, 1971.

You can't mistake French and Farsi. Maybe if you are deaf or dumb, or both.

You "think" a lot for someone this stupid!

11/28/2009 6:14:00 AM

anti-nonsense

congrats, you are a racist moron. Especially if you can't tell French from Arabic.

Jesus didn't speak English either, and Jesus was middle eastern. I guess Jesus was a terrorist?

11/28/2009 9:39:54 AM

quinkysan

THIS, right here, people, is the reason fundies are fundies.

No exposure to the world = FEAR.

12/1/2009 1:46:12 AM

mkincub

LMAO!!

"They may have been speaking french".

Comedy gold.

12/6/2009 8:03:22 PM

reason>religion

Oh god, ive never been so happy XD
The many levels of ignorence of this prson, oh god....XD

12/19/2009 7:40:32 AM

Kilted_Kaboodle

This reminds me of an idea I had to go to a GOP convention and only talk in Russian.

1/7/2010 4:56:15 PM

Jewsus

Maudits imbéciles...

If only I did speak arabic, it would make debunking the Quran so much easier.

1/15/2010 9:31:12 PM

Tikus

Tu es muy stupido, moro en un infierno.
It's "foreign" (Spanish) for you are an idiot, DIAF.

4/24/2010 6:14:00 PM

Swede

I first thought "You can't hear the difference between French and Arabic? Allah Akbar sounds exactly like Mon Dieu, right? There's nothing similar between those languages at all, stupid."
But, there are French Muslims too, so they might be Muslim AND speak French. I have several friends who are Muslim and speak Swedish without the slightest trace of any foreign accent.

You think the men were sitting? Yeah, that is a strange thing to do in a plane.

Oklahoma City Bombing. The Gunpowder Plot. The St. Bartholomew's Day massacre. The Centennial Olympic Park bombing. The 2002 Soweto bombings. Abortion Clinic bombings.

From Wikipedia: October 15, 1970: Aeroflot Flight 244 was hijacked from Batumi, Adjar ASSR, Georgian SSR, to Trabzon, Turkey by a Lithuanian national and his son. An air hostess was killed and some other crew were injured in a shootout. The hijackers later received American citizenship.
It seems some hijackers are better than others... If you want to escape evil communism, you may threaten and kill other people.

4/25/2010 2:30:28 AM



I have always been afraid of Christians. I remember the last time I flew (in '89 I think) I was on the plane and 2 men were sitting I think across the aisle talking in a foreign language. I was terrified that they were crusaders, and I was almost in tears the whole flight. In retrospect I think they may have been speaking French. But it was so scary for me at the time....

5/22/2010 9:52:35 AM

justanotheratheist

I've been on lots of planes where most of the people spoke French. Phew, what a lucky escape for me!

(Of course, the fact that these were Air France planes may have had something to do with it.)

6/2/2010 3:25:35 AM

GigaGuess

*Ugh...*

Kindly lay off the Die hard movies. And the spy thrillers.

6/2/2010 6:01:36 AM

Quantum Mechanic

Personally I'm afraid of Mormons.

6/2/2010 6:18:11 AM

Shadowbell

So everyone who speaks a foreign language is now a "potential hijacker" to you? Omae wa baka!! Watashi wa terrorisuto janai!!

8/21/2010 5:13:52 PM

Shadowbell

So everyone who speaks a foreign language is now a "potential hijacker" to you? Omae wa baka!! Watashi wa terrorisuto janai!!!

8/21/2010 5:17:01 PM

Shadowbell

So everyone who speaks a foreign language is now a "potential hijacker" to you? Omae wa baka!! Watashi wa terrorisuto janai!!

8/21/2010 5:22:05 PM

Shadowbell

Wow, sorry bout that. Never had a quadruple post before. Note to self: don't post when I'm having internet troubles.

8/21/2010 5:25:17 PM

The Duelist

Jeez, when those scary foreign people start talking in languages I don't understand, I just hug my teddy bear, and make sure that my shank is secured to my ankle.

8/21/2010 6:26:11 PM

KR

"Resepti loputtomalle komedialle löydetty. Puhu kieltä jota ameriikan kristilliskonservatiivit ei ymmärrä ja katso kuinka maahan ilmestyy lammikko päässä fermentoitunutta virtsaa. "

Ahh, nice to see some finnish around here, makes it comfy :-)

9/13/2010 3:49:59 AM

LOLwut_

Du bist viel zu dumm. Du sollst jetzt im Feuer sterben, ja? Gut.


12/16/2010 12:02:54 PM

Swede

I think the Swedish version was missing in the long list of translations. Sure, it's similar to Danish and Norwegian, but...

Du är en paranoid rasistisk idiot.


12/16/2010 1:17:50 PM

Amadaun

"Tu es muy stupido, moro en un infierno" is, I believe, wrong. That's 'estupido,' the familiar 'ser' is 'eres' and the familiar command for morir is 'muere.'

"Tu eres muy estupido, va morir en infierno" is a better approach to th meaning.

I'll throw in the Japanese for the list phrase, although two of those words don't exist as adjectives in Japanese so I had to make it a list of nouns.

Kimi ga henshitsushyukanjya to jinshusabetsushugisha to baka da.
(Wewe ni zugezuge, but my Swahili isn't good enough for the adjectives.)

12/17/2010 3:46:28 PM

what???

Oh my fucking god! I was pissed, until I read that last part, and realized that this moron was telling a joke. ROFLMFAO! I used to work for Muslims, from Yemen, and they were some of the nicest people you'd ever meet. They didn't have that whole 'believe like me or you're going to die' attitude that most conservative xtians have. Matter of fact, I was still a xtian at the time, and one of them was telling me about all the similarities between the two religions, and had no interest in me converting.

12/17/2010 6:06:05 PM
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