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Atheists See No Problem With Human To Animal Sex

seer, Theology Web 42 Comments [4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3
WTF?! || meh

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Yes we do.

12/15/2006 6:05:56 AM



Not necissarily...

Actually, there's only a very small sect of humanity that sees no problem with bestiality. I'm one of those extreme liberals that's pretty okay with it (as long as the animal is not harmed in the process. I have mixed feelings about the whole thing with the possible animal abuse and all.), along with a few other unconventional sexual preferences. I know I'm a very rare species, though.

2/18/2008 10:53:02 PM

Um... Wow.

I have a problem with beastiality in the same sense that I have a problem with homosexuality. I think both of them are weird, but I'm not gonna go around outlawing either of them.

2/18/2008 11:01:04 PM


Why Do You Insist On Typing Like This?

2/18/2008 11:34:32 PM

Tomby Stone

Oh man, PLEEEEEASE let me borrow that brush you're using. I'm planning to paint my house next week and with a brush that broad I'd be done in no time.

2/19/2008 1:14:02 AM

Brian X

"Consent", mmmkay? Besides, it seems to me conservatives are more likely to defend zoophilia than liberals anyway.

2/19/2008 1:26:01 AM


It's rather funny since humans are classified as animals.

2/19/2008 3:29:25 AM


First Of All, This Is Annoying As Hell, So Please Knock It Off.

Right then, the second thing is, UHH...YES, I do. Unless the other animal is a consenting, mature human being, of course.

Thirdly: I thought the Dirty Faggots Troll died. Maybe even in a fire. I'm so depressed now....

2/19/2008 3:48:20 AM


How cute, the dirty faggots troll's back.

Seer You Phale At Life And Proper Capitalization.

2/19/2008 5:02:27 AM

Rock Hudson

You phail, JoJo, but it's okay. Have a piece of the Rock as a condolence prize.

2/19/2008 11:41:39 AM


Christians see no problem with their God raping a virgin.

2/19/2008 12:03:54 PM


Personally I like human females. Of all the things I might have sex with, they're definately number one. Animals or males aren't even in the top 50. But that's me. Your real problem, I expect, is animals don't like you either.

2/19/2008 11:14:55 PM


Actually, we have no problem between sex with sentient communicative consenting creatures. We look down on bestiality since the animal is non consenting and is not sentient and/or communicative.

Should aliens come to earth and live amongst us and have relationships, we see no wrong.

2/19/2008 11:45:48 PM

King Duncan

Based On What Data?

2/21/2008 3:57:03 AM


Hey! That goat came to me of its own free will!

4/10/2008 12:34:14 PM

El Guapo

Why are fundies so consumed with the idea of bestiality? Maybe I'm in the minority of atheists, but most days I don't ponder having sex with animals at all...not who's doing it, or if its ethical, or which animals would be best to have sex with*, or anything. I don't think that the word "bestiality" enters into my thoughts ever, except in instances where some fundie has brought it up. Maybe I'm missing the big picture, but do lots of people even have sex with non-human animals? I always assume that they don't, which makes the whole thing kind of a non-issue for me, but maybe I'm being naive.

*Sorry seer. I am not trying to titillate you.

4/10/2008 1:16:32 PM


As a hasher, I' quite capable of singing "Bestiality's Best, Boys!" after a few beers. As an approximately normal human being, I realise that it's just a song sung to blow off steam and would have no interest in putting any of the verses into practice (even the ones that are physically possible).

4/10/2008 2:29:46 PM



Alright, back in the sling. I'll make sure to use more Crisco this time. Now put on your gimp mask...atta boy...

4/10/2008 5:45:48 PM

Zaphod Beeblebrox


4/10/2008 5:48:43 PM



4/10/2008 6:13:09 PM


Informed consent, bitch!

4/10/2008 8:01:21 PM

Seeing as how all humans are animals, I don't see why any reasonably intelligent person, whether religious, agnostic, or atheistic would have a problem with that.

4/10/2008 9:49:38 PM


Fundies see no problem with sex with your own sister, or mother or daughter

4/10/2008 11:56:41 PM


except their mothers are too demanding and critical

4/10/2008 11:57:39 PM


I'm pretty certian they do.

4/14/2008 3:14:56 AM
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