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[All because Obama dared to make a speech addressing school children]

Is it bad that I just want to cry? I seriously just want to go home. I'm so sick of Satan coming after our children!!!

heart_changed99, RR 67 Comments [9/28/2009 5:13:37 PM]
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Nick

Do they let you walk the grounds on your good days? Or does that make you bawl too?

9/28/2009 5:15:55 PM

HoJuSimpson

No one's stopping you. :-)

Bye

9/28/2009 5:17:13 PM

EvoPagan

I'm so sick of Satan coming after our children!!!

Me too!!! Keep your damned dirty holy book and prayers out of our public schools!

9/28/2009 5:25:59 PM

SurfinSeaOtter

Satan was coming after our children... with an upside down book and as a repercussion, your god crashed 2 airliners into the WTC and one into the pentagon

9/28/2009 5:43:48 PM

Blackvoice

Obama is not bad looking, but I don't think he qualifies as "the most beautiful angel".

9/28/2009 5:56:52 PM

Caustic Gnostic

OK, OK, go home already. You're no fun anyway.

9/28/2009 5:59:16 PM

Ken

What? Reading is good for you? SATAN!!!!!!!!

9/28/2009 6:00:34 PM

RavenWood

Why wait? Go now.

9/28/2009 6:09:02 PM

moose

If you have a problem with "Satan coming after our children", then complain to gawd. Why....isnt that what Satan is supposed to do? Go after souls? It is your silly religion that made up the rules for what Satan does, and your gawd that gives Satan permission to do what he/she/it does. If you have a complaint about Satan, and what he/she/it does, take it up with your magic sky ghost.

9/28/2009 6:19:02 PM

loser_sneeze

Because heaven forbid children be encouraged to learn and achieve their potential. That President is an EVIL EVIL being!!

9/28/2009 6:26:03 PM

Old Viking

But what if you transgressed against some obscure rule and your home is with Satan?

9/28/2009 6:30:17 PM

Mortician

Yes, because staying in school, eating healthy, and taking responsibility for yourself is such a bad message + what EvoPagan said.

9/28/2009 6:30:52 PM

evilred

This psycho has bred already?? There goes the gene pool!!

9/28/2009 6:56:00 PM

The FBI is controlling your thoughts via your toaster

Satan? And here I thought Obama was the Anti-Christ.

9/28/2009 6:59:53 PM

Thinking Allowed

I thought Obama was the aniti-christ?

9/28/2009 7:05:01 PM

LDM

Oh, quit being such a freaking drama queen!

9/28/2009 7:36:29 PM

Elphada

Did you cry when Bush and the other guys addressed children? You and your RR buddies are seriously pathetic and ill equipped to deal with life while other people(this includes Christians who actually have a brain and can think)overcome obstacles that make them stronger. They don't wait for God to hand them everything on a silver platter. They/We learn from failures(I'm one of those folks) and keep going. You guys want to be whisked off to some wonderland but you don't want to do the work.
I'm sorry you're depressed but there is help out there besides your pastor. They dislike losing their flock because #1 Your pastor has an alert gene that notifies him/her when you decide to think for yourself. Flagellation via guilt follows. #2 $$$$$$$$. I am Pagan but I have met ministers that are fine people. I respected one guy enough to work in his soup kitchen.

9/28/2009 7:55:26 PM

EonBlueTriad

Awww, is the black man scaring you?

9/28/2009 7:55:51 PM

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9/28/2009 7:57:39 PM

John_in_Oz

You know, if medication improves that mood of yours, it's not a sin to take it.

9/28/2009 8:09:18 PM

Dr. Gus

No, it's not bad that you want to cry, it's incredibly stupid. Maybe Obama isn't perfect, but just saying he's Satan because he's black (admit it, that's the real reason) is pretty dumb.

9/28/2009 8:15:12 PM

Giveitaday

Is it bad that I just want to cry?

Oh no! A black man addressed school children! Why don't those uppity negroes learn their place!... Come the fuck on, the speech was nothing more than "Pay attention, Work hard, and stay in school" and yet you act like Obama was using his Satanic Negro Magic to hyponotize them into becoming Atheistic Communist Muslim Gays who eat their parents and have abortions for fun.

I seriously just want to go home.

What's stopping you?Quit bitching and get to stepping.

I'm so sick of Satan coming after our children!!!

So Barack Obama is actually Satan himself, and telecasting a speech is now considered "coming after" your children. You people act as if everything and everyone you disagree with is a direct act of satan against you, even though you are the ones stirring the pot of shit. I don't think a day goes by when I don't read posts by, at a minimum, 3-4 of you RR'ers violating your own religions commandments by lying through your damn teeth and bearing false witness against anybody you dares to have political differences with you.

If I were a religious man I would say that satan doesn't need to attack you because you are doing his work for him. You do far, far more damage to your religion than Barack Obama ever could. Fundamentalist christians, like yourself, and in particular Rapture Ready have sacrificed their god on the altar of partisan politics and have effectively replaced their god with hollow and hateful rhetoric and GOP talking points.



9/28/2009 8:24:50 PM

Thejebusfire

Yes, let's not worry about the guy in the windoless van, or the neighborhood drug dealer,or anyone that could actually harm our children.

9/28/2009 8:36:59 PM

Papabear

Damn that prince of darkness, telling those children to stay in school and study hard. Where will it all end?

9/28/2009 8:45:50 PM

aaa

What a big baby.

9/28/2009 10:17:06 PM
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