[All because Obama dared to make a speech addressing school children]
Is it bad that I just want to cry? I seriously just want to go home. I'm so sick of Satan coming after our children!!!
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If you have a problem with "Satan coming after our children", then complain to gawd. Why....isnt that what Satan is supposed to do? Go after souls? It is your silly religion that made up the rules for what Satan does, and your gawd that gives Satan permission to do what he/she/it does. If you have a complaint about Satan, and what he/she/it does, take it up with your magic sky ghost.
Yes, because staying in school, eating healthy, and taking responsibility for yourself is such a bad message + what EvoPagan said.
No, it's not bad that you want to cry, it's incredibly stupid. Maybe Obama isn't perfect, but just saying he's Satan because he's black (admit it, that's the real reason) is pretty dumb.
Is it bad that I just want to cry?
Oh no! A black man addressed school children! Why don't those uppity negroes learn their place! ... Come the fuck on, the speech was nothing more than "Pay attention, Work hard, and stay in school" and yet you act like Obama was using his Satanic Negro Magic to hyponotize them into becoming Atheistic Communist Muslim Gays who eat their parents and have abortions for fun.
I seriously just want to go home.
What's stopping you?Quit bitching and get to stepping.
I'm so sick of Satan coming after our children!!!
So Barack Obama is actually Satan himself, and telecasting a speech is now considered "coming after" your children. You people act as if everything and everyone you disagree with is a direct act of satan against you, even though you are the ones stirring the pot of shit. I don't think a day goes by when I don't read posts by, at a minimum, 3-4 of you RR'ers violating your own religions commandments by lying through your damn teeth and bearing false witness against anybody you dares to have political differences with you.
If I were a religious man I would say that satan doesn't need to attack you because you are doing his work for him. You do far, far more damage to your religion than Barack Obama ever could. Fundamentalist christians, like yourself, and in particular Rapture Ready have sacrificed their god on the altar of partisan politics and have effectively replaced their god with hollow and hateful rhetoric and GOP talking points.
Yes, let's not worry about the guy in the windoless van, or the neighborhood drug dealer,or anyone that could actually harm our children.
When they're not jumping around mistaking train whistles for rapture trumpets they're crying. Rapture Ready's tears cost hundreds of thousands in water damage every year.
Hope Jesus can faith heal their bipolar manic depression, but I doubt he has the power.
I agree Santa needs to be stopped in his tracks. All those reindeer have horns and tails too!
Well, at least it's no stupier than what Heart wrote.
So Satan encourages kids to stay in school and set goals and work hard to achieve them?
Great! The more I hear about the guy, the more I like him.
..school is what? THE DEVIL?!
EVERYTHING IS THE DEVIL TO YOU MOMMA!!!
I like going to school because it makes me feel good!
....and Vicky likes me and I like her back!
...and she showed me her boobies and I like them too!
...and aligators are angry because of their medulla oblongata!
..school is what? THE DEVIL?!
EVERYTHING IS THE DEVIL TO YOU MOMMA!!!
I like going to school because it makes me feel good!
....and Vicky likes me and I like her back!
...and she showed me her boobies and I like them too!
...and aligators are angry because of their medulla oblongata!
These people would probably pop a blood vessel in their brain if their kids ever met a real Satanist...
But seriously, Prozac is your friend.
If you're brought to tears by every mundane event in the world around you, you probably need help.
Judging by the content of the speech, the devil wants kids to stay in school, keep away from drugs, be confident in themselves and become successful, contributing members of society. What a fiend.
He has indeed been coming after your children, and the rest of the country for that matter, for the last thirty years, in the form of the Republican party.
I have noticed that no fundy talks about what Obama actually said during that speech...
It's funny that it's simply the fact that your president has the gall to give a speech to school children that's gotten you in such a hurry to demonize him.
"Well Robbie how would you explain the pure hysteria, conspiracy theories, and hatred for Obama by fundametalist Christians?"
I ain't robbie, but I remember plenty of hysteria when Clinton was President. And there was just as much nutty hysteria when Bush was Prez, only it was coming from the far left.
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It just seems waaay over the top much more than what people were saying about Bush or Clinton.
Neither of them were accused of having a fake birth certificate. Neither of them were accused of being the anti-Christ, or being secret Muslims who wanted to make the U.S. follow Islamic law. Nor were either of them accused of trying to brainwash children by giving the same school address Obama did. One has to wonder because unlike Bush and Clinton, he's not white and has a foreign sounding name.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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