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#1029110
Clown
You know what's really sad? They are home already and they don't realize it. They think no one's actually there at RR.
9/28/2009 11:20:18 PM
#1029118
Zipperback
When they're not jumping around mistaking train whistles for rapture trumpets they're crying. Rapture Ready's tears cost hundreds of thousands in water damage every year.
Hope Jesus can faith heal their bipolar manic depression, but I doubt he has the power.
9/29/2009 12:32:44 AM
#1029123
Mr Blur
Yes, go home - I'm so sick of your endless whining about nothing.
9/29/2009 1:12:08 AM
#1029124
Xotan
I agree Santa needs to be stopped in his tracks. All those reindeer have horns and tails too!
Well, at least it's no stupier than what Heart wrote.
9/29/2009 1:13:58 AM
#1029132
Iczer-04
do you want some cheese with that whine??
9/29/2009 2:47:04 AM
#1029139
Doug
Satan wants your kids to go to school and do their homework! The horror!!!
9/29/2009 4:46:10 AM
#1029140
Mister Spak
" I'm so sick of Satan coming after our children!!! "
Satan left office in 2008. Although that won't stop him from reading My Pet Goat to schoolchildren.
9/29/2009 4:53:46 AM
#1029144
Hirsute_Nailbomb
these lunatics aren't even trying anymore.
9/29/2009 5:00:03 AM
#1029146
Jezebel's Evil Sister
So Satan encourages kids to stay in school and set goals and work hard to achieve them?
Great! The more I hear about the guy, the more I like him.
9/29/2009 5:25:38 AM
#1029147
Reverend Jeremiah
..school is what? THE DEVIL?!
EVERYTHING IS THE DEVIL TO YOU MOMMA!!!
I like going to school because it makes me feel good!
....and Vicky likes me and I like her back!
...and she showed me her boobies and I like them too!
...and aligators are angry because of their medulla oblongata!
9/29/2009 5:26:17 AM
#1029149
Reverend Jeremiah
..school is what? THE DEVIL?!
EVERYTHING IS THE DEVIL TO YOU MOMMA!!!
I like going to school because it makes me feel good!
....and Vicky likes me and I like her back!
...and she showed me her boobies and I like them too!
...and aligators are angry because of their medulla oblongata!
9/29/2009 5:27:00 AM
#1029157
GigaGuess
Yeah, Obama telling your children to take ownership of their education. Such unmitigated evil...
9/29/2009 6:11:19 AM
#1029160
Doubting Thomas
These people would probably pop a blood vessel in their brain if their kids ever met a real Satanist...
But seriously, Prozac is your friend.
9/29/2009 6:28:38 AM
#1029161
Big Jilm
Satan loves them books wif words!
9/29/2009 6:29:49 AM
#1029163
Space Lizard
Obama can't be Satan. He doesn't look anything like Burgess Meredith.
9/29/2009 6:36:09 AM
#1029169
Phloom
They hate President Obama because he is a fucking nigger.
9/29/2009 7:19:04 AM
#1029170
Mrs. Antichrist
If you're brought to tears by every mundane event in the world around you, you probably need help.
Judging by the content of the speech, the devil wants kids to stay in school, keep away from drugs, be confident in themselves and become successful, contributing members of society. What a fiend.
9/29/2009 7:37:34 AM
#1029191
Dr. Novakaine
Not a speech about hard work and staying in school so that they can become worthwhile! Anything but someone telling people that they're worth something!
9/29/2009 8:15:37 AM
#1029202
LOLWUT
Something is wrong with you. You're a grownup and yet you claim to believe in Satan? Shame on you.
9/29/2009 9:30:04 AM
#1029214
iflurry
If you didn't want your kids born into a world full of the imaginary demons you believe in, you could have just not had them. Some men make themselves eunuchs for the sake of God, as Jebus said...
9/29/2009 10:02:47 AM
#1029221
Thanks for being honest and reminding us that you're Satan personified. After all, you too go after other people's children, specially on halloween.
9/29/2009 10:56:51 AM
#1029229
He has indeed been coming after your children, and the rest of the country for that matter, for the last thirty years, in the form of the Republican party.
9/29/2009 11:43:48 AM
#1029243
Serph-no-Okami
I have noticed that no fundy talks about what Obama actually said during that speech...
It's funny that it's simply the fact that your president has the gall to give a speech to school children that's gotten you in such a hurry to demonize him.
9/29/2009 1:23:56 PM
#1029245
wautd
Lay of the meth
9/29/2009 1:46:03 PM
#1029251
katie5000
Giveitaday: +1 internets.
9/29/2009 2:00:27 PM
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