the dead will be raised in Prague in the next few days - so God will glorify His church, and people are to see that Jesus is Lord
i stay anonymous for now as I am not ready to deal with publicity and never
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I'm in Prague now. The dead are everywhere. No where is safe. They are zombies. We are hiding with my friends family in the cellar. They attack us with sharpened crucifixes and blackened stumps where their teeth were. One gets the distinct impression that the church is being glorified, the priests are loving it and offer tea and crumpets to the dead. We have tried to invoke a counter plague of vampires. But to no avail. There is no blood in the dead for the vampires to suck. They say it's like sucking on a sherbet dip filled with sawdust.
Tell us. How did you know? How come you are so magnificently accurate in your predictions. Why does this happen when I am in Prague? Are you telepathetic? Are you a crazed visionary? Or are you just a feeble-minded attention whore?
What a loon!
I love how they just put it as, "in the next few days".
Now we're leaving the possible date of rapture as a generalized time?
This fundy probably realized they can't keep predicting the rapture on a specific date only to have it not occur, yet again. Otherwise, people may see them for the charlatan they really are.
Remember...you don't need to reload a Louisville Slugger.
My question is, how did you manage to access the intarwebs with that malignant turd in your skull?
Well, it's been two days, and I still don't hear about a zombie outbreak in Prague.
Be that as it may, I remain prepared. My copy of the Zombie Survival Guide is always on hand, I have filled my tub, brought my cats upstairs, brought up all the food, destroyed my staircase, and stand ready with a rifle for when/if the dead try to assault my home. Am I forgetting anything?
Worst Prague tourism flyer yet, You're not trying guys. Oh, You don't want Americans visiting,,,,just zombie fans,,,I get it now.
"the dead will be raised in Prague in the next few days - so God will glorify His church, and people are to see that Jesus is Lord"
You sure? I've spent a weekend in Prague. Without question one of the most beautiful cities in the world. Absolutely dripping with culture - and architecture that makes a Brit like me envious! (medieval as well as modern). Lager was invented in the Czech Republic (particularly the original Budweiser). With a thriving and forward-thinking population, ready to embrace anything new (certainly after the fall of Communism & the Warsaw Pact). Certainly a shining example of post-Cold War democracy.
So it's a good thing you're 'staying anonymous', because you've got some explaining to do, Specifically this fact: according to a recent EU survey, it was discovered that the Czech Republic is the least religious country in Europe. Less so than Sweden, in fact (and only 5% of Swedes are regular churchgoers).
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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