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[After a Freemason initiation ceremony with a gun and 'blanks' results in accidental death]And not to bring this up... * A 76 [7+6=13]-year-old man * William James, 47 [4+7=11] * a .22 [2 x 11 = 22]-caliber pistol loaded with blanks * 38 [3+8=11]-caliber with real bullets

mattbert, Rapture Ready 11 Comments [4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Gadren

Proving...what, exactly? That you know your arithmetic?

Great job, I'm sure you'll do well at McDonald's.

11/3/2005 12:42:18 AM

Darth Wang

I wonder when they'll realize that you can manipulate numbers to say anything. He doesn't even do a very good job.

11/3/2005 1:54:34 AM

Crosis

I always get a kick out of numerologists ... usually because I could do a hell of a lot better if I cared to.

11/3/2005 5:22:16 AM

llDayo

Darth Wang: OMG! Your post number, #3892, implicates you in the shooting!

3+8=11
9+2=11

11+11=22! The same caliber of the blanks! I love numbers :)

11/3/2005 2:26:52 PM

Darth Wang

I - I don't know what you're talking about!

*hides guns*

11/3/2005 5:07:29 PM

Dr. Shrinker

Okay, once again, putting numbers into your silly assertions does not make it science. it simply makes it a silly assertion with numbers.

2/25/2010 10:10:15 AM

louislois

[size=30]Tin Foil Helmet Zone![/size]


2/25/2010 10:13:31 AM



"A 76 [7+6=13]-year-old man"

Where the f*** did 13 come from? I thought this was about 11s!

Surely you mean 76 (7 - 6 = 1, 1 = 1/11 x 11)?

2/25/2010 10:18:06 AM

Kisare

......its called Russian Roulette....and whiskey tango foxtrot?

3/10/2010 2:53:58 PM

CanadianBroad

@ louislois - I So stole that graphic! I love it!

Now, as to this post ... My dad is a Mason, my grandpa, his dad, and so on so forth were Masons (In England, no less)

I'm 47 = 4 + 7 = 11

Obviously I did it!

I mean, What the freakin' HELL!?!?!? OooooOOOOoo ... numbers. Scaaaary! oooooOOOOOooooooo ...

Masons are a men's club that drive cancer patients to and from their appointments, sponsor scholarships, visit widows and their own elders who cannot attend anymore. Sure, they have some silly rituals, but those are just meant to make you feel special and part of "the group".

Anyone at all can be a Mason, if they are of good character and over the age of 21, and a male. Atheist, Xhristian, Muslim, Hindu, Buddhist, worshipper of the Egyptian Sun God - they don't give a crap.

Sheesh, I get tired of all this "Masons are evil cultists who run the world" or whatever. It isn't true now, it never was and it probably never will be.

Oops, ahem, sorry. End rant.

11/25/2010 11:23:54 AM

GigaGuess

The hell...?

11/25/2010 11:34:46 AM
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