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Since everything is "RANDOM" for you except for evoultion, then explain please why species don't interbreed? Why don't dogs make dogcat babies?? How IS evolution not random enough that species are not crossbreeding - if they tried it is futile? The theory of your "No God" should also equal "Total Randomness in Nature" where there is none. & Explain why when we mess with mother nature, it is usually a disaster!! Mad cow originated from cows? being tortured or fed parts of their own--- fact!

BunnyBambiBambi, YouTube 48 Comments [10/1/2009 8:01:03 AM]
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Imroy

"explain please why species don't interbreed?"

Um, that's the definition of species - populations of organisms that can not breed and successfully produce offspring.

10/1/2009 8:05:37 AM

Thinking Allowed

Someone doesn't understand genetics.

10/1/2009 8:07:53 AM

JohnTheAtheist

Why do these fucktards think that the absence of design MUST mean randomness? Evolution and Natural Selection are the exact opposite of random, dimwit.

10/1/2009 8:08:36 AM

Slater

"The theory of your "No God" should also equal "Total Randomness in Nature" "

Why?

Oh I see, you just pulled that out of your ass, did you? Well, I can play that game too:

If God existed, it would be raining on me now, indoors. It's not, so your God doesn't exist. QED.

10/1/2009 8:08:47 AM

Lucilius

"& Explain why when we mess with mother nature, it is usually a disaster!!"

Ever eat corn?

10/1/2009 8:14:57 AM

C_V


bovine spongiform encephalitis does not result from torturing a cow. sure, it'd be pissed, but not "mad".

10/1/2009 8:16:36 AM

Clown

Another guy that doesn't know what word evolution ( or even random) means

10/1/2009 8:20:34 AM

Horsefeathers

"Since everything is "RANDOM" for you except for evolution"

Very little that happens is truly "random".

"then explain please why species don't interbreed?"

Biological differences. Happy now?

"Why don't dogs make dogcat babies??"

Because dogs and cats are two separate species, obviously.

"How IS evolution not random enough that species are not crossbreeding - if they tried it is futile?"

Eh?

"The theory of your "No God" should also equal "Total Randomness in Nature" where there is none."

First of all, it's not a theory. Second of all, I can't imagine why "no god exists" would equal "everything is random!"

"Explain why when we mess with mother nature, it is usually a disaster!!"

Such as? Define "mess with" for me.

"Mad cow originated from cows? being tortured or fed parts of their own--- fact!"

Mad cow disease did not originate because the cows were "being tortured or fed parts of their own" you moron. It's how the disease was transmitted, but not the cause of it.

10/1/2009 8:23:52 AM

Jedi Knight

Mutations are random, evolution isn't.

10/1/2009 8:30:41 AM

aaa

Uninformed idiot in Youtube, number 182335247.

10/1/2009 8:35:24 AM

mad the swine

My goodness, a Christian who doesn't understand evolution. How surprising and original. :P

10/1/2009 8:52:52 AM

werewolf

Torture and forced cannibalism would make anyone bloody furious.

10/1/2009 9:00:41 AM

demodocos

"...explain please why species don't interbreed?"

Because of evolution.

"Why don't dogs make dogcat babies??"

Because of evolution.

"How IS evolution not random enough that species are not crossbreeding - if they tried it is futile?"

Because that's not how evolution works.

"The theory of your "No God" should also equal "Total Randomness in Nature" where there is none."

Science does not comment on the existence of god(s) and no, that is not what the theory of evolution says.

"Explain why when we mess with mother nature, it is usually a disaster!"

Caused by a lack of understanding and people who are ignorant of science... like you.

"Mad cow originated from cows? being tortured or fed parts of their own--- fact!"

A fact discovered by scientists who tried to understand how mad cow disease evolved.

10/1/2009 9:08:41 AM

RavenWood

What the fu- Oh, its youtube.

10/1/2009 9:42:00 AM

John

"Since everything is "RANDOM" for you except for evolution, then explain please why Californians put pineapple on their pizzas."

Makes about as much sense as the OP.

The theory of your "No God" should also equal "Total Randomness in Nature" where there is none.

Evolution =/= no God.

Explain why when we mess with mother nature, it is usually a disaster!!

Because in the long run, evolution works better than design. That's why the brain is better than the computer. That's why capitalism has been more successful than communism and PCs have been more successful than Apples. That's why English has been more successful than Esperanto.

10/1/2009 9:42:41 AM

Zeus Almighty

BunnyBambiBambi, your license to science is hereby revoked -- forever. If you do not desist there will be grave consequences as such stupidity could rip apart the fiber of the Universe. Your cooperation is mandatory.
Signed,
Sentient beings everywhere

10/1/2009 9:50:21 AM

mika

duh . Dogs think cats are all ugly and don't want to have sex with them

10/1/2009 9:54:13 AM

Doctor Whom

Why don't dogs make dogcat babies??

Because of evolution. I am referring to real evolution, not whatever straw man your pastor taught you.

Explain why when we mess with mother nature, it is usually a disaster!!

Yeah, higher crop yields and cures for formerly fatal diseases are teh suck.

10/1/2009 10:05:24 AM

Zeus Almighty

@ Doctor Whom

Yes, it was a much better world when half of the kids born never made it out of childhood. Good times.


10/1/2009 10:11:26 AM

Doubting Thomas

When are fundies going to realize what a straw man argument is? The ToE never said that a dog would give birth to a cat. It's a good thing that Kent Hovind is in jail so he won't be spewing this kind of stuff for a while, but unfortunately there are many fundies out there who parrot it.

"Explain why when we mess with mother nature, it is usually a disaster!!"

You mean like, being on the brink of a cure for AIDS & HIV? Yeah, wouldn't want to mess with God's divine punishment disease. And I hope you as a fundie know that "Mother Nature" is a pagan idea, so better stop using it lest your sky daddy get jealous and smite thee.

10/1/2009 10:57:49 AM



Species do interbreed, their offsprings, though............well, we all know the story of the mule and the she-mule, don't we?

10/1/2009 11:09:49 AM

Big Jilm

I'm sorry, your post makes no fucking sense. Whatever the hell you're describing is not Evolution.

And I find your premise faulty that w/o your God that everything must be random.

Go back to school, knuckle-dragging, but until then you can serve fries with that drink.

10/1/2009 11:13:10 AM

The L

Just in case her username wasn't enough to make people think she's a moron, BunnyBambiBambi was kind enough to post this and remove all doubt.

10/1/2009 11:15:07 AM

Etiene

Mad cow originated in cows fed feed including slaughterhouse scraps of sheep infected with Scrapy, did it not?

Either way, no torture involved (with the exception of you treatment of evolution, of course).

10/1/2009 11:21:20 AM

Mister Spak

Since you don't understand anything about evolution, why are you spouting off as if you do?

10/1/2009 11:44:39 AM
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