I think I saw some vampires at a Old Navy the other day shopping. It was a couple with a baby. He had a bald head with tatoos of horns on his head and a ring in his nose lika a bull and some kind of huge ear rings with satanic symbols on them and a shirt with a pentagram and writing on it. She had huge paint red hair and had ,I guess, cut her ears into points. I looked with squinted eyes to see better but he saw me and I could FEEL the oppression! I didn't see the baby but poor thing! What came to my mind was the movie the Bible when the Angels are in sodom and the people looked like that. It was like WOW it is getting out in the open in mainstream public like sodom!
And these movies (twilight) are promoting this to the children and making it very appealing!
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Shit, you're right! RUN FOR THE HILLS!
Seriously though, vampires, gnomes, elves, gods and shit are fun, but you should have outgrown them around your tenth birthday.
I could FEEL the oppression!
Yeah, I can't believe they were oppressing you like that. I mean they were being really judgmental there. Oh wait...that was you being a judgmental prick, wasn't it?
By the way, can someone help me out with bold tags...mine never seem to work...
No, no, you're confused.
Those were goths
Twilight breeds Mormons
Uhhhhhh wtf?
Those people sound like they are a little into BME. You know with the horns and all, but I highly doubt that this even happened. Only douche bags that love khaki shorts like old navy.
I could FEEL the oppression!
Right because someone returning dirty look because of the dirty look you give them is oppression. FUCK YOU.
The difference between Goth and Vampires...
If you hate life, truly hate the sun, and need to smoke and drink coffee, you are goth. If however you like dressing in black because it's fun, enjoy putting sparkles on your cheeks and following the occult while avoiding things that are bad for your your health, then you are most likely a douchebag vampire wannabe boner.
Cause anybody who thinks they're actually a vampire is freaking retarded.
Goths. All them dark old style inspired groups are a form of Goth. They usually grow up. No worse for crazy than bike gangs or Fundies
In case you haven't noticed there's never been a dress-code for society. What you wear would bother your grandparents.
Oh no, not faithmarie again.....
This lady sees Satan everywhere, even in her breakfast cereal.
Oh no, not faithmarie again.....
This lady sees Satan everywhere, even in her breakfast cereal.
Well, I hate to admit it, but I'm still pretty goth and I do shop at Old Navy - but see, their dressy work slacks fit me perfectly and that's no small feat as I'm an oddball size. However, I'm really more goth than rivet-head, so I've only got a few piercings and prefer my hair as long as possible. Funny... and I teach engineering at a University too... but I only get a few homeschoolers, so don't worry too much Marie.
While it's possible he's talented in some bohemian sense he's probably not a vampire but a 'loser' or 'freak' as we call them in the real world.
Thems tons of those, but nope, no vampires.
Rapturites outnumber vampires many to none. You're both blood cults
Isn't Twilight that silly show with glittering vampires? Did those two look glittering to you?
Oppression does not mean what you think it means. You started the evil eye thing.
Good thing you weren't in London (England) during the 70s. You would probably have dropped dead at the sight of all the punk rockers.
"I could FEEL the oppression!"
All the Goths I've met were the nicest, most well-read (literacy is a requirement for reading all those books by Mary Shelley, Edgar Allen Poe etc after all) and intelligent people one could care to meet. And unlike you fundies on Ruptured Retards, they don't push their way of thinking on anyone else. They certainly don't insinuate themselves into politics like a disease, and force their 'morals' on everyone else.
So Goths have a different aesthetic. Given the choice of them & you on RR, I know who'd I'd rather trust.
@Antichrist: You know, I was just thinking of that episode when I saw this.
Also, MEYERPIRES ARE NOT VAMPIRES. Gah.
> huge ear rings with satanic symbols on them <
Any symbols at all, except for some skinny guy being tortured on a stick, would be "satanic".
Vampires are nothing but folklore! Can't you tell folklore from reality?
Oh wait, its Rapture Ready. I withdraw the question.
I agree with Anon-e-moose that Goths are, for the most part, intelligent, well-read, and quite polite. Epically tragic romantics, sure, but we all have our ways of coping.
Nothing to do with vampires, Sodom, or satanic oppression. Get over your fundie ego, faithy.
Reminds me of something I read somewhere. A guy dressed in black leather with piercings, tattoos and a shaved head walked into a store with a young boy. While he was shopping, the boy started to wander off. The man took his hand and said "Don't run away from daddy! A scary man might grab you."
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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