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They need mega-PRAYER!! That is such a sad life, not having God...what exactly else is there to live for?????? Nothing I can think of.

maryr_32, Rapture Ready 35 Comments [4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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WTF?! || meh

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When prayer simply is not enough... there's new MEGA-prayer! Twice the spiritual power at the same great price!

4/8/2008 9:22:32 PM


That is such a sad life, not having God...what exactly else is there to live for?????? Nothing I can think of.

Good movies.
Good TV shows.
Finding the CD for which you'd been searching for five years at an independent record store.
Learning a new language.
Going to concerts.
Pad Thai noodles.
Beer (mostly porter and stout for me).
Dark chocolate.
Watching a downed power line look like 4th of July fireworks for the better part of two hours.
Discovering new bands.
The movie Juno.
Eating cherries off the tree that's growing in your backyard.
Putting together beer chips (potato chips made with beer) and donut holes and then realizing that I am a genius.
Broccoli (it's my favorite vegetable).
The Daily Show.
The Colbert Report.
Baked sweet potatoes with whipped maple butter (although I've only had one, it was absolutely fantastic, and I want more. It was at Sweet Tomatoes (sometimes called Souplantation) and they never have them anymore!)

I don't need god for any of those things.

4/8/2008 9:44:12 PM


Video Games.

And porn.

4/8/2008 9:55:58 PM


Mega-prayer sounds like the combined for of all the APOSTLEZORDS, naturally with the JESUSZORD forming the head.

4/10/2008 9:50:45 AM


mega prayer, i want some! obviously it can do more than normal prayer...so why doesnt everyone just use mega-prayer?

4/10/2008 1:16:38 PM


To live for? Friends, family, work, love, sex, good food, good drink, the feeling of wellbeing that comes from healthy exercise, the satisfaction of a job well done, laughter, music... on and on. In short, life itself. To quote Terry Pratchett, "The point of the whole thing is to BE the whole thing."

4/10/2008 2:23:48 PM


what exactly else is there to live for??????

Finding something to live for, perhaps?

4/10/2008 2:57:33 PM

"what exactly else is there to live for??????

Finding something to live for, perhaps? "

I like it! Finding a meaning in life which is the actual act of finding a meaning. Patent it and found it as the next generation Scientology-esque cult and be a millionaire overnight!

4/10/2008 3:24:30 PM

Carbonated Margarine

Does mega-prayer require those giant foam novelty hands?

4/10/2008 3:37:42 PM


Sad......Just sad.

Clinical Depression for Jesus!

4/10/2008 4:02:38 PM


I GIVE MY LIFE MEANING. Not some divine force.

4/10/2008 5:00:25 PM

What else is there to live for??????

Chipotle of course! Mmmm, big, fat newborn sized burritos . . . better than Jebus!

4/10/2008 5:26:03 PM


A good meal, a good nap, a good shit.

4/10/2008 7:27:15 PM


How about artistic expression and the search for love and happiness, motherfucker?

4/10/2008 11:27:44 PM


Friends, family, and other loved ones don't count?
What about reaching a career goal?

4/13/2008 3:25:01 AM


MysticalChicken, you forgot videogames, sex, masturbation, red meat, chocolate covered macadamia nuts, vacations, laughter, and dirty jokes

4/13/2008 4:15:26 AM


What about Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness?

Hmm, I see your point.

3/16/2009 2:34:44 AM


Blow jobs, duh.

3/16/2009 12:29:09 PM

Vegetable Rights Activist

You aren now my favorite person, MysticalChicken.

9/27/2009 4:40:55 PM


They need mega-SEX!! That is such a sad life, nothing but God...what exactly else is there to live for?????? Nothing I can think of.


11/21/2010 11:40:05 AM


There's plenty to live for, you just gotta figure out which things are it for you.

11/21/2010 12:32:00 PM


And sex. More sex. Sex with chocolate. Sex with chocolate and beer and sex.

Oh yeah, and decent books and films (between bouts of sex, obviously).

11/21/2010 12:52:27 PM


This is really sad. Someone doesn't realise that theres a whole wide World outthere. I find that worth living for, with everything in it =)

11/21/2010 3:04:13 PM


Says the happy and content end-timer from a site that continually complains about the world and how they want to leave asap

11/22/2010 12:41:01 PM


I live for watching lunatics like maryr wait for the Rapture.

11/22/2010 12:57:12 PM
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