There is no such thing as a "Bi-Sexual". PERIOD.
If you're a man, I don't care HOW MANY hot women you nail in a week.... you suck 1 dick, and you're a fag for life.
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Do I get to play, too? If you're a Christian Republican family man, I don't care how often you perform the marital act with your wife; you hit on a hunky undercover policeman once, and you're a fag for life.
Why doesn't this work for heterosexuality? Why can't a gay guy have sex with a thousand men, but then have sex with one woman and be called a heterosexual?
Oh yeah, because that's retarded.
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It doesn't work the other way around because Teh Ghey is so powerful that any touch of it is overwhelming, while heterosexuality is so weak that it can be so easily overcome.
Same as any black blood making you black.
Okay, so ex-gays can't exist? Alright everyone, free pass! Go ahead and be gay since you can't stop, right?
Everyone is a little bi-sexual. That's my philosphy. I mean, c'mon Gonzo, there isn't one time (like maybe at a movie) when you haven't seen someone of the same gender who you find sexually attractive.
So it doesn't matter how many dicks I suck--the one girl I kissed makes me a dyke?
Man, my boyfriend's going to be pissed when he realizes I'm somehow no longer attracted to men.
Sexually, I like both men and women.
So while I'm happily fucking a man, I'm...a lesbian?
Reminds me of the Lancelot Joke:
After helping Arthur and the Knights vanquish the Saxon invaders, Lancelot is riding around Britain, he is feted at the first town he arrives at. Except for one tiny voice in the crowd saying "Sir Lancelot's a cocksucker". Outraged at the comment he rides on to the next town where exactly the same thing happens. Still outraged he rides to the third town where he finally breaks down jumps of his horse and screams "You suck one little Cock...!"
Hey Jethro, even though he still likes women? Who the fuck are you to be the authority on someone's sexual orientation?
And..and...wh-what if he sucked his own dick? *clutches pearls* So very confusing. I just don't know what to do with myself now. *sigh*
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So does striking out with one woman make you a virgin for life, Gonzo?
Scratch that, in your case it probably does.
Hm. I would suspect that people aren't strictly homo or heterosexual. Most people are mostly heterosexual most of the time, but there's still some "wiggle room", so to speak.
Anyway, with that said...
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Oh man, then that means if you ever ogled one dude's ass, you're gay for life too! And it follows that the only conservative nutcases that AREN'T gay cocksucking faggorts who live to take it from behind ARE TOO BUSY HUMPING SHEEP.
Why doesn't it work the other way around, then? Is dick just SO awesome that once you go fag, you never go back, or what?
Wait, there's no such thing as a bisexual? You mean, one of my very good friends is non-existant? Well, Gonzo, I guess we DO have something in common.
Who died and made you King of Words, Gonzo? 67, is that your IQ?
Liking men and liking women means you like two different genders. Bi equals two. It really can't be simpler.
Oi, fucko. D'ya really think anybody actually cares what you say? You know what? Go get laid. Boys, girls, whatever. Do you some good.
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