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#1032876
Osiris
Wow. Fuck you.
10/8/2009 8:49:03 AM
#1032879
Uh-oh. Sounds like Gonzo67 has some issues with when his pe-epee gets hard.
10/8/2009 8:49:50 AM
#1032881
Carbonated Margarine
Hey, has anyone seen "How Do You Want Me" starring Dylan Moran? There's a joke in it about this very thing and it's even funnier than the OP!
10/8/2009 8:50:54 AM
#1032882
Christ Puncher
YEAH!! AND they have to be HOT women!! None of this "they're do-able" crap!
10/8/2009 8:51:47 AM
#1032884
Aethernaut
You fail at human sexuality. No doubt, you're probably single and a virgin.
10/8/2009 8:53:34 AM
#1032888
Doubting Thomas
Speaking from experience?
10/8/2009 8:58:57 AM
#1032892
Clown
Definition fail.
10/8/2009 9:00:31 AM
#1032899
Do you really think, Gonzo, that anyone cares how you define them?!
10/8/2009 9:08:28 AM
#1032902
aaa
So, blowjobs make women bi?
10/8/2009 9:10:46 AM
#1032906
Mudak
So what does that make Rev. Ted Haggard?
10/8/2009 9:13:22 AM
#1032913
Doctor Whom
Do I get to play, too? If you're a Christian Republican family man, I don't care how often you perform the marital act with your wife; you hit on a hunky undercover policeman once, and you're a fag for life.
10/8/2009 9:21:57 AM
#1032920
Why doesn't this work for heterosexuality? Why can't a gay guy have sex with a thousand men, but then have sex with one woman and be called a heterosexual?
Oh yeah, because that's retarded.
10/8/2009 9:27:04 AM
#1032932
Panz
I sucked a herm dick once, she was beautiful.
10/8/2009 9:42:16 AM
#1032934
Brianisha
There's no such thing as a smart christian. Funny, my husband's aunt is bisexual. I guess she doesn't exist...
10/8/2009 9:45:49 AM
#1032935
DevilsChaplain
Such wisdom in those words....
10/8/2009 9:45:51 AM
#1032940
Headache
Bisexual - twice the number of potential partners. How can that be wrong?
10/8/2009 9:50:58 AM
#1032948
michael1384
Fuck you.
People like you make me sick. You're not inside my head, how the hell do you know what I am?
10/8/2009 10:03:39 AM
#1032960
CailinBan
@ #1032920
It doesn't work the other way around because Teh Ghey is so powerful that any touch of it is overwhelming, while heterosexuality is so weak that it can be so easily overcome.
Same as any black blood making you black.
10/8/2009 10:22:25 AM
#1032963
AuraTwilight
Okay, so ex-gays can't exist? Alright everyone, free pass! Go ahead and be gay since you can't stop, right?
10/8/2009 10:32:07 AM
#1032970
TB Tabby
The One Drop rule applied to homosexuality, huh? I want to introduce this guy to Ron White.
10/8/2009 10:52:01 AM
#1032971
John
If you're a gay guy and you have sex with one woman, do you catch "teh straight" for life?
10/8/2009 10:56:22 AM
#1032973
evilred
Poor guy. You can't find anybody to suck your dick,can you?
10/8/2009 10:57:13 AM
#1032983
Captain Janeway
I never knew a thick, raging hard-on was so addictive......
10/8/2009 11:07:03 AM
#1032986
Nick
Argument from PERIOD. END OF STORY. CASE CLOSED. Well done.
10/8/2009 11:11:03 AM
#1032990
Mister Spak
Is this the "one drop rule"?
10/8/2009 11:16:21 AM
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