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Quote# 66257

There is no such thing as a "Bi-Sexual". PERIOD.

If you're a man, I don't care HOW MANY hot women you nail in a week.... you suck 1 dick, and you're a fag for life.

Gonzo67, Free Conservatives 65 Comments [10/8/2009 8:47:04 AM]
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Submitted By: Johnny Butt
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Osiris

Wow. Fuck you.

10/8/2009 8:49:03 AM



Uh-oh. Sounds like Gonzo67 has some issues with when his pe-epee gets hard.

10/8/2009 8:49:50 AM

Carbonated Margarine

Hey, has anyone seen "How Do You Want Me" starring Dylan Moran? There's a joke in it about this very thing and it's even funnier than the OP!

10/8/2009 8:50:54 AM

Christ Puncher

YEAH!! AND they have to be HOT women!! None of this "they're do-able" crap!

10/8/2009 8:51:47 AM

Aethernaut

You fail at human sexuality. No doubt, you're probably single and a virgin.

10/8/2009 8:53:34 AM

Doubting Thomas

Speaking from experience?

10/8/2009 8:58:57 AM

Clown

Definition fail.

10/8/2009 9:00:31 AM



Do you really think, Gonzo, that anyone cares how you define them?!

10/8/2009 9:08:28 AM

aaa

So, blowjobs make women bi?

10/8/2009 9:10:46 AM

Mudak

So what does that make Rev. Ted Haggard?

10/8/2009 9:13:22 AM

Doctor Whom

Do I get to play, too? If you're a Christian Republican family man, I don't care how often you perform the marital act with your wife; you hit on a hunky undercover policeman once, and you're a fag for life.

10/8/2009 9:21:57 AM



Why doesn't this work for heterosexuality? Why can't a gay guy have sex with a thousand men, but then have sex with one woman and be called a heterosexual?

Oh yeah, because that's retarded.

10/8/2009 9:27:04 AM

Panz

I sucked a herm dick once, she was beautiful.

10/8/2009 9:42:16 AM

Brianisha

There's no such thing as a smart christian. Funny, my husband's aunt is bisexual. I guess she doesn't exist...

10/8/2009 9:45:49 AM

DevilsChaplain

Such wisdom in those words....

10/8/2009 9:45:51 AM

Headache

Bisexual - twice the number of potential partners. How can that be wrong?

10/8/2009 9:50:58 AM

michael1384

Fuck you.

People like you make me sick. You're not inside my head, how the hell do you know what I am?

10/8/2009 10:03:39 AM

CailinBan

@ #1032920

It doesn't work the other way around because Teh Ghey is so powerful that any touch of it is overwhelming, while heterosexuality is so weak that it can be so easily overcome.

Same as any black blood making you black.

10/8/2009 10:22:25 AM

AuraTwilight

Okay, so ex-gays can't exist? Alright everyone, free pass! Go ahead and be gay since you can't stop, right?

10/8/2009 10:32:07 AM

TB Tabby

The One Drop rule applied to homosexuality, huh? I want to introduce this guy to Ron White.

10/8/2009 10:52:01 AM

John

If you're a gay guy and you have sex with one woman, do you catch "teh straight" for life?

10/8/2009 10:56:22 AM

evilred

Poor guy. You can't find anybody to suck your dick,can you?

10/8/2009 10:57:13 AM

Captain Janeway

I never knew a thick, raging hard-on was so addictive......

10/8/2009 11:07:03 AM

Nick

Argument from PERIOD. END OF STORY. CASE CLOSED. Well done.

10/8/2009 11:11:03 AM

Mister Spak

Is this the "one drop rule"?

10/8/2009 11:16:21 AM
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