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Muslin Eschatology is quite fascinating. I haven't fully grasped it yet, but from what I've read a great war (armageddon?) must happen before the 12 Imam can come, who will have Jesus Christ as his "lieutenant" and who will proclaim that the Christians had everything wrong, He isn't the Son of God.
A persecution will ensue on Christians and Jews where they will either accept this new god or be beheaded.
The Iranian President has talked a lot about his belief that he will usher in the 12 Imam and that is why he talks as he does about wiping Israel off the face of the map. He believes he must start/provoke this great war, even if it is to sacrifice his whole country, so that the 12th Imam can come to rule.
Recently, the Iranian President has spoken about the fact that he is currently speaking to the 12th Imam and the time is coming soon.
We all should remember when Big Mouth Nana said Obama would win the 2008 presidential election and that she believes he is the anti-christ. I believed as she did in 2004 and also believe that he either is or is connected to the anti-christ.
President Obama has strong Muslin ties, which he was raised as. While I am drawing quite a stretch here, it still makes me wonder, if perhaps, the Iranian President has been talking to President Obama, believing he is the 12 Imam.
I'm obviously speculating and drawing a bit of a conspiracy theory here, but it still is an interesting one, to me at least.
Critias,
Christian Forums 37 Comments [10/18/2009 10:28:11 PM]
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#1038626
Professor M
Muslin eschatology: sewing a series of mock-ups for the end of the world.
10/18/2009 10:45:37 PM
#1038634
Newton's Bitch
Strong muslin ties? I like it! Just hands, or hands and feet?
10/18/2009 10:55:26 PM
#1038649
aaa
This is fucked up in 17 ways. It makes my head hurt.
10/18/2009 11:16:48 PM
#1038650
Nathan the Wise
It's satin you have to watch for, not the muslin.
10/18/2009 11:17:41 PM
#1038654
zomg wtf
Wait, what?
"Half-breed muslin" wasn't a typo?
Good grief.
10/18/2009 11:22:44 PM
#1038655
zomg wtf
Wait, what?
"Half-breed muslin" wasn't a typo?
Good grief.
10/18/2009 11:22:44 PM
#1038656
zomg wtf
10/18/2009 11:22:49 PM
#1038664
Tykittää
"President Obama has strong Muslin ties"
No he doesn't.
"which he was raised as."
No he wasn't.
10/18/2009 11:35:41 PM
#1038667
"President Obama has strong Muslin ties"
Is he planning on bringing muslin ties into fashion? Somehow I doubt that will work, regardless of their durability.
10/18/2009 11:37:38 PM
#1038670
werewolf
Yeah, I'm more into polyester and cotton. I also saw The Dirty Dozen when I was a kid. Is Posey the 12th or was it the sergeant?
10/18/2009 11:46:14 PM
#1038675
"While I am drawing quite a stretch here"
Understatement of the year.
10/18/2009 11:57:26 PM
#1038678
GodotIsWaiting4U
WE MUST DEFEAT THIS FABRIC CONSPIRACY! POLYESTER IS THE SUPERIOR TEXTILE! MUSLIN MUST BE ABOLISHED!
10/19/2009 12:05:13 AM
#1038685
Strong muslin ties indeed.
He might want to try hemp or hessian instead, they feel better >_>
10/19/2009 12:14:10 AM
#1038688
WMDKitty
Ugh. It's "MusliM", you ignorant douche. "MusliN" is a type of cloth.
10/19/2009 12:33:29 AM
#1038695
hicamaman
"President Obama has strong Muslin ties"
I prefer silk ties.
10/19/2009 12:49:56 AM
#1038697
Mrs. Antichrist
Muslins worship satin.
10/19/2009 12:55:32 AM
#1038698
Orion
Well the President does enjoy the strength and durability of his Strong Brand Muslin Ties.
10/19/2009 1:12:50 AM
#1038700
A Pedant.
It had to happen, this is a raptard attcking as ridiculous the muslim equivalent of a raptard (they're called "hasteners" I believe). Surely they should be best buddies.
10/19/2009 1:22:55 AM
#1038705
CailinBan
I'm suspicious of the use of the words 'eschatology;, 'armageddon' and 'lieutenant' - and all of them spelled right. I wonder could this be a Poe on that basis.
10/19/2009 1:43:49 AM
#1038712
Could it be that Muslins really worship Satin?
Damnation! Mrs Antichrist got there before me! Oh well, with her name she must know best. :-)
10/19/2009 2:09:24 AM
#1038713
Doctor Fishcake
Either a poe or really uneducated choice of username:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Critias
Critias asserted that "religion was a deliberate imposture devised by some cunning man for political ends."
Oh, and...
10/19/2009 2:14:13 AM
#1038728
EvoPagan
I prefer to be tied up with something softer, but whatever floats his boat.
10/19/2009 3:56:53 AM
#1038731
Philbert McAdamia
Satin, muslins, I don't cotton to either of them.
They make my blood frieze.
10/19/2009 4:31:11 AM
#1038732
shykid
Muslin ties sound rather uncomfortable and not very strong at all. May I suggest a silk-polyester blend for our President?
ETA: ::groans at Philbert's punnery::
10/19/2009 4:35:11 AM
#1038735
arcturus
I can't wait for the day when Obama steps down after 8 years of not destroying the planet, just to see the stupid expression on your face while you come up with a new antichrist.
10/19/2009 4:55:12 AM
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