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Muslin Eschatology is quite fascinating. I haven't fully grasped it yet, but from what I've read a great war (armageddon?) must happen before the 12 Imam can come, who will have Jesus Christ as his "lieutenant" and who will proclaim that the Christians had everything wrong, He isn't the Son of God.

A persecution will ensue on Christians and Jews where they will either accept this new god or be beheaded.

The Iranian President has talked a lot about his belief that he will usher in the 12 Imam and that is why he talks as he does about wiping Israel off the face of the map. He believes he must start/provoke this great war, even if it is to sacrifice his whole country, so that the 12th Imam can come to rule.

Recently, the Iranian President has spoken about the fact that he is currently speaking to the 12th Imam and the time is coming soon.

We all should remember when Big Mouth Nana said Obama would win the 2008 presidential election and that she believes he is the anti-christ. I believed as she did in 2004 and also believe that he either is or is connected to the anti-christ.

President Obama has strong Muslin ties, which he was raised as. While I am drawing quite a stretch here, it still makes me wonder, if perhaps, the Iranian President has been talking to President Obama, believing he is the 12 Imam.

I'm obviously speculating and drawing a bit of a conspiracy theory here, but it still is an interesting one, to me at least.

Critias, Christian Forums 37 Comments [10/18/2009 10:28:11 PM]
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#1038742
Mister Spak

Christian Rapture Retards, meet muslim Rapture Retards.

10/19/2009 5:05:04 AM
#1038766
The L

Just because it's abhorrent and far-fetched doesn't keep it from being interesting.

Hell, the life of Elizabeth Bathory is interesting.

10/19/2009 6:20:34 AM
#1038769
Quantum Mechanic

Muslin is a fabric, you idiot.

10/19/2009 6:29:59 AM
#1038807
Berny

I'm obviously speculating and drawing a bit of a conspiracy theory here, but it still is an interesting one, to me at least.

Fundie-speak for "Talking completely out of my ass."

10/19/2009 7:37:30 AM
#1038817
Turtle

It takes skill to fail on the first word.

10/19/2009 7:51:49 AM
#1038923
Doubting Thomas

@ arcturus

"I can't wait for the day when Obama steps down after 8 years of not destroying the planet, just to see the stupid expression on your face while you come up with a new antichrist."

I do seem to remember about 15 or so years ago that right wing religious crackpots were calling Bill Clinton the antichrist. Now with a (whisper) black (normal voice) president that they believe to be a Muslim, of course they're going to call Obama the antichrist. I guess it depends on if there's another Democrat in the white house after 2016. I'm sure that the next Democrat president after Obama will be the next antichrist.

10/19/2009 9:55:16 AM
#1039007
Headache

The fact that three so different braindead religions follow the same god, GAY, is just all the evidence you need to know the whole idea is nothing but the result of brains on laxatives.

10/19/2009 10:54:58 AM
#1039113
Green

http://www.isbarackobamamuslin.com/

10/19/2009 1:15:18 PM
#1039495
katie5000

A persecution will ensue on Christians and Jews where they will either accept this new god or be beheaded.

That's nice. You know, I had a Christian friend who told me that his rapture-based church preached some very similar dogma, only in his case the denomination that he belonged to was the correct one and that everyone else was going to have to accept or be beheaded.

The Iranian President has talked a lot about his belief that he will usher in the 12 Imam and that is why he talks as he does about wiping Israel off the face of the map.

You mean, like those Christians who think that Israel needs to be re-established so that Armageddon can begin and God can come back and wipe it off the map himself? It's the same thing, but in a more indirect way.

He believes he must start/provoke this great war, even if it is to sacrifice his whole country, so that the 12th Imam can come to rule.

Recently, the Iranian President has spoken about the fact that he is currently speaking to the 12th Imam and the time is coming soon.

Ooookay, this dude is officially a fucking nutcase. Seriously. No wonder half of Iran rioted when this crackpot got re-elected. o_O

10/19/2009 6:10:05 PM
#1048069
Jon

There's going to be an increase on muslin goods at your local Old Navy starting in 2010.

11/2/2009 11:36:43 AM
#1048367
Cranky Phool

I think I saw Michelle wearing a Muslin Burka! OOH!

11/2/2009 11:43:55 PM
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Velocistar237

Muslin=/=Satin=/= the Anti-Silk

7/13/2010 1:58:33 AM
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