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#1038763
The L
So...theistic evolution just doesn't exist to you people, does it?
Even though the majority of Christians, along with the majority of everyone else, believes that evolution happened? You know, because we have EVIDENCE?
Silly fundie.
10/19/2009 6:18:00 AM
#1038764
If you don't have to be taught about the world, how come most young kids ask so many questions?
10/19/2009 6:19:52 AM
#1038768
Sulis
I really hate when they say "think about it"...
If this world is so complex that it had to be created by a "god", then obviously this "god" was far more complex than our earth, so who created him??
10/19/2009 6:28:01 AM
#1038774
you know that he exists
You don't know me in the slightest so stop telling me how I think and feel and what I know. Asshole.
10/19/2009 6:50:52 AM
#1038778
Caustic Gnostic
The universe is an expanding bubble of space-time, of which the bible explains precisely nothing. Think about it.
10/19/2009 7:02:23 AM
#1038780
I long for the day that professionals are finally aloud to classify these people as mentally ill.
this guy alone is demonstrating more delusions then a whole ward of schizophrenics.
10/19/2009 7:05:56 AM
#1038784
Xotan
@ Evo-Pagan
I like that! 'a circumcised mind'. It has deliciously subtle hints of a lobotomy. Please may I use it in the future? LOL
10/19/2009 7:10:37 AM
#1038788
@AXavierB "The same could be said for any other religion."
Your words are as empty as your soul. Mankind ill needs a savior such as you!
10/19/2009 7:14:05 AM
#1038793
Berny
okay you dont have to be taught from a young age to believe in god, you know that he exists because of the world you see around you, how else would this world come to be?
There are scientific explanations for everything you attribute to god. Pick up a book other than the bible and educate yourself.
Even at a young age I was able to discern the conflicts between biblical fairy tales and science, natural history, etc.
I never knew god to exist.
10/19/2009 7:28:12 AM
#1038820
Anon-e-moose
"okay you dont have to be taught from a young age to believe in god"
...but it helps (The preachers at least. One more brainless sheeple for him to manipulate, squeeze tithes from, and generally control. Ergo, Atheism. QED).
"you know that he exists because of the world you see around you, how else would this world come to be?"
Crack open "A Brief History of Time", by Prof. Stephen Hawking. At least it gives a possble (and very credible) explanation for how our universe came to be. Can you say the same for your Bible?
"the "big bang"?"
Now you're getting it!
"a tiny atom? please.. get real"
Blast. And just when we'd thought this idiot fundie was beginning to 'see the light'.
"obvously someone had to make it"
And who made the maker of that 'atom', eh? Ahhhh, and that's where your 'beliefs' fall apart (certainly from the point of view of we Atheists. Ergo, Atheism. QED).
"and where did the bible come from?"
From the minds of a bunch of Bronze Age goatfuckers who had ideas above their stations. Next question.
"that talks about how the world was made and heaven and hell and all that stuff"
"The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe" by CS Lewis talks about another world where there's a talking lion. If I believed in that as much as the Bible, would I be able to enter that world if I walked into my wardrobe? After all, like said Bible, it would happen - because a book says so.
"alot of the things that have beeen said in the bible were found on earth"
Locate for me Noah's Ark. Oh, and where all the extra water came from to cover ALL the world's landmasses (and where it went). And the Ark of the Covenant too. Oh, and find for me a rabbit that chews the cud, a bat that lays eggs, an insect with four legs (and no showing me one which you've pulled off two legs from, naughty!), and make for me a wheel using the mathematical concept that Pi = exactly 3. There's just a few examples of what the Bible says were found on Earth. That task should be easy enough for you. After all...
The Bible says so.
"think? about it"
I have. As have so many people (certainly those here on FSTDT). After reading the Bible. Which you (& your fundy ilk) clearly haven't.
Ergo, Atheism. Q.E.D. Bitches.
10/19/2009 7:55:24 AM
#1038850
Doubting Thomas
Again, I'll just say "Who created the creator?" and also that anyone who uses the non-word "alot" is not worth taking seriously.
10/19/2009 8:27:02 AM
#1038862
moose
I know that the flying spaghetti monster exist because his handiwork all around me in every Italian restaurant.
10/19/2009 8:38:09 AM
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10/19/2009 8:48:38 AM
#1038895
name
Who created the creator? Didn't Hume argue that?
10/19/2009 9:25:14 AM
#1038937
Dr. Novakaine
I "got real" a while back when I realize that none of what you're saying makes a goddamn bit of sense.
10/19/2009 10:03:43 AM
#1039004
Headache
What happened to Mika during birth? Was the OBGYN doc drunk and circumcised your brain?
10/19/2009 10:52:49 AM
#1039013
JohnTheAtheist
Great logic except for the obvious question that remains outstanding...obviously someone had to make god too or how else would she come to be?
10/19/2009 10:59:17 AM
#1039050
AuraTwilight
Who says the world was created at all? If God doesn't need a creator, couldn't the universe forego that requirement itself?
10/19/2009 11:38:01 AM
#1039299
Zeus Almighty
Awwww, it must be "Special Persons Using Computer Day." It's nice that the people at the MR center get to do things like that once in a while.
10/19/2009 3:12:14 PM
#1043695
"you know that he exists because of the world you see around you,"
If it were so obvious just from looking around that there is a god, there would be no atheists, which is plainly not the case.
10/26/2009 3:26:49 PM
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