Pastor Tom Estes #fundie hardtruth.squarespace.com

All I can say is, I hope you all are sitting down as you read this. Biologists have made a startling discovery; are you ready? They have found what they believe is an ape that climbed trees using all four of its limbs, but could have possible used just it's feet to walk, but they really don't know about that part. Well, are you as amazed as I am? They found a monkey!

But not just any monkey, they believe this monkey could be just as important as Lucy. You know who Lucy is, don't you? Lucy was the amazing monkey who supposedly walked on two feet so she could see above the tall grass. And do you know why she was able to learn how to do this? Because she had to! Pretty cool, huh? I say it's very cool. The other day, I needed to move a piano up a flight of stairs. Of course the piano was too heavy to move by myself, but then I thought, "If Lucy could make herself stand up and walk because she needed to, maybe I could move the piano because I needed too!" Well, it didn't work for me, which just proves how amazing Lucy must have been!

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