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A CHALLENGE TO THE MOST EDUCATED AND CAPABLE ATHEISTS In the above article, I have proved that atheism did not have an earthly and human origin, but had its origin from satan before this state of time. Out of all the responses I have received from atheists, not one has been able to intelligently and credibly dispute that fact. They are confounded that they cannot come up with a human author and earthly time of existence for their atheism. They are quick to erroneously claim that the TEN COMMANDMENTS were authored by a human, and some of them claim that Moses authored them, but they cannot name an earthly author and time of origin for their own philosophy.

Why are atheists so quick to try to attach a human to the TEN COMMANDMENTS when they cannot do so to their own philosophy? If Satan is not atheism’s author and atheists cannot pinpoint a human author, perhaps their atheism came into being by a cataclysmic explosion. LOL! Or perhaps atheism brought itself into existence by its own prior nonexistence. LOL!

So I have two bold challenges for atheists: If satan is not the author of atheism, I hereby challenge the most educated and capable of them to prove that satan is not its author and prove that it had an earthly origin. I also challenge atheists to prove that the TEN COMMANDMENTS were authored by a human. Before you try the latter impossibility, read my article titled: “God is the Author of the TEN COMMANDMENTS”.


atheiststooges, Atheist Fools 43 Comments [10/27/2009 2:46:33 PM]
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dpareja

1. That's because everyone is born atheist, you dumb twit.

2.

DECALOGUE, n. A series of commandments, ten in number--just enough to permit an intelligent selection for observance, but not enough to embarrass the choice. Following is the revised edition of the Decalogue, calculated for this meridian.

Thou shalt no God but me adore:
'Twere too expensive to have more.
No images nor idols make
For Robert Ingersoll to break.
Take not God's name in vain; select
A time when it will have effect.
Work not on Sabbath days at all,
But go to see the teams play ball.
Honour thy parents. That creates
For life insurance lower rates.
Kill not, abet not those who kill;
Thou shalt not pay thy butcher's bill.
Kiss not thy neighbour's wife, unless
Thine own thy neighbour doth caress
Don't steal; thou'lt never thus compete
Successfully in business. Cheat.
Bear not false witness -- that is low --
But "hear 'tis rumoured so and so."
Covet thou naught that thou hast not
By hook or crook, or somehow, got.


G.J.

--Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary

10/27/2009 2:51:51 PM

Bowen

Atheism was founded by leprechauns.

Prove it wasn't.

10/27/2009 2:53:37 PM

Brainy

"I have proved that atheism did not have an earthly and human origin, but had its origin from satan before this state of time."

Yeah, I stopped reading right there.

10/27/2009 2:54:08 PM



The ten commandments are specific writings. Where as atheism is just the belief that there are no gods. You can no more trace that back to a single individual than you can trace the idea that there is a god or gods, to one person (or an imaginary figure). They are simply basic concepts that we have had throughout the existence of our species. It's not really that difficult to understand... "LOL!"

10/27/2009 3:02:43 PM

Zeus Almighty

Atheiststooges, I think you were born when your mother took a giant, smelly dump and you came out. I challenge you to prove this is not true.


10/27/2009 3:23:12 PM



How about this smart guy since you are making such an extraordinary claim, why don't you prove that Satan created atheism, and that God wrote the ten commandments. How about you prove that God exists and that Satan exists? After you can prove those things then I will answer your questions.

10/27/2009 9:19:18 PM

Natasha

It probably went something like this:

Person 1: The think the world was created by a wonderous powerful being I shall call God.

Person 2: I don't think that's true.

And that was the first atheist.

10/27/2009 9:24:43 PM

aaa

Is this the best you can come up with? You are not worthy enough to be snarked at.

10/27/2009 11:04:30 PM

Antichrist

Why does "I don't believe in God" need an author? Is there an author of "I don't believe in Santa Claus"?

I went back in a time machine. The 10 commandments were written by a guy named Ted, just for a laugh. He's really upset that it's been taken this far. Don't believe me? Prove me wrong.

10/28/2009 12:14:05 AM

CailinBan

That's like saying that because we can't say who the first person who thought of language was, it was invented by Satan.

10/28/2009 12:49:30 AM

El Zorro

People this stupid should really just be ignored.

10/28/2009 1:24:29 AM

Droolella

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10/28/2009 2:31:26 AM

CurlyCrouton

I like how his website is called "Atheist Fools".

"...whoever shall say, ‘You fool,’ shall be guilty enough to go into the hell of fire." - Matthew 5:22.

10/28/2009 3:27:46 AM

ecoline

And this is why you should get a shot after being bitten by a rabid dog, kids.

10/28/2009 4:21:04 AM

Tallyho

You have had no serious response because your uninteresting and poorly attended blog is full of fail.

Stick an amateur vid of yourself naked and getting dirty on the web and you will get way more than 25,000 hits, and for much less effort (and more personal fun) than all the shit you have been crapping into the interwebs.

10/28/2009 5:16:42 AM



You have nothing except a word salad.

10/28/2009 5:47:23 AM

Dr. Novakaine

You haven't proven anything and won't change your mind just because I point out where you're wrong. Thus, I won't bother.

10/28/2009 1:46:27 PM

Tiberius Thyben

...

TEN COMMANDMENTS

X3

Caps lock does not an arguement make.

10/28/2009 1:50:20 PM

Berny

I think the following maxim applies here:
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

10/28/2009 3:36:06 PM

Drax

You can't name the person who first invented the practice of wiping his arse, therefore toilet paper is of the devil.

10/28/2009 4:19:11 PM

Doubting Thomas

OK, so we have to somehow prove that a mythical being didn't invent atheism? And how exactly do you intend anyone to prove this negative? Oh right, you don't. You might as well offer a million dollars to anyone who proves it, much like Kent Hovind offered all that money to anyone who could impossibly prove that evolution is how life came about, and not through God.

And why would Satan invent a life philosophy that negates his existence? Atheists tend not to believe in Satan either, or haven't you heard?

You're the one asserting that Satan invented atheism, you prove it.

10/29/2009 6:57:57 AM

Caustic Gnostic

Atheism means, there are no gods or demons.

I can't see your favorite demon shooting himself in the foot like that.

10/29/2009 7:09:13 AM

Dr. Shrinker

Satan does not exist. He is a character in a book of mythology called, "the bible." There is your first "bold challenge" struck down.

The ten commandments are also part of the aforementioned book of mythology. To date, there has never been a book that has been positively identified as having been authored by a non-human. One can assume to within a reasonable margin of error that the same applies to the bible. There is the second part of your "bold challenge" answered.

That was easy actually.

10/29/2009 8:39:04 AM

David B.

Of course atheism has an Earthly origin, the philosophy was first proposed by Athe (pronounced ath-hay), a Greek philosopher from the 5th century BC and tutor of Socrates.

Sadly years of persecution and suppression, first by Greek theists, later by Roman and Christian ones, mean that like many of the great works of Ancient Greece, no copy of the fabulous "Book of Athe" (rumoured to have contained surprisingly accurate descriptions of evolution and star formation, plus the true theory of abiogenesis) has survived to this day. But like other Greek philosophers whose work has been lost, their ideas were preserved by their adherents.

FAQs about Athe:

1. Why can't I find mention of him in any history book?

Knowledge of him and his teachings was brutally suppressed for thousands of years by successive theocracies.

2. Surely "atheism" comes from "a-theism"?

Sadly this myth, like posh coming from "port out, starboard home" on ship's tickets, is very widely believed but entirely false. Athe's pupil, Socrates, was forced to commit suicide not for the crime of atheism, but for being "ATHEOS", literally "Athe's mouth" (Athe-os). I.e. of spreading Athe's banned teachings.

3. Why do none of Athe's works survive?

His works were deliberately destroyed by theists afraid of the power and lucidity of his arguments. Even where philosophers weren't being suppressed, many of their books have been lost, such as many works by Aristotle.

10/29/2009 9:17:56 AM

JohnTheAtheist

I think everyone starts out as a atheist and is eventually indioctrinated into whatever the local religion is.

I mean seriously if you were alone on a deserted island rfom a very young age would god be self evident? I think not.

10/29/2009 9:25:00 AM
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