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Right now I am having propaganda being shoved down my throat by a supposedly-reputable "NEWS"cast. This propaganda is advocating the freakish, abominable act of Satanism known as Test Tube Babies, or IVF.

Man is not God. Man should not pretend to be God. Test Tube Babies is going wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too far.

All Test Tube Babies as well as anyone who in any way participates in any procedures that relate to the creation of such Abominations or laws that allow it - should be executed without trial.

Test Tube Babies are Unholy Abominations and just plain ol' Freaks of Nature.

For Men who see fit to play God, it's time for them to be executed without delay and go have some "Quality Time" with the one and only REAL God; whereupon they will receive just recompense for their participation in the evil, ungodly Test Tube Baby Satanic Rituals.

[What about people who cant have children but can if they put them in a test tube?]

then they weren't meant to have children! so they should stop OBSESSING over something they weren't meant to have!!!

i'd like to make $20 Million a year as a Professional Athlete, what about me?HuhHuh!!!!!!!!!! I can't do it, but I really really really want to!!!! So why doesn't someone invent a barbaric, demonic procedure to help ME out with what *I* want?

the reason: because I am not obsessed with trying to have what I was not meant to have! but with Test Tube Babies, there are tons of mentally-deranged sickos whose illness causes them to do perverted things like obsess over things they have no need to obsess over; and these obsessions cause them to partake in demonic acts such as making Test Tube Babies

Navaros, FED2k 49 Comments [10/23/2009 4:27:41 PM]
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Zeus Almighty

"i'd like to make $20 Million a year as a Professional Athlete, what about me?HuhHuh!!!!!!!!!! I can't do it, but I really really really want to!!!! So why doesn't someone invent a barbaric, demonic procedure to help ME out with what *I* want?"

Well, we could start throwing you guys to the lions again. Running from massive, carniverous cats for a cheering audience is kinda like being a professional athlete.

OK, say you get cancer. You should not go to the doctor, because it's god's will that you have cancer, right? So you should just writhe in pain for six-18 months without pain medication or any other treatment until you die.
That's the same fucking argument you're making about "test-tube babies."
Also, a study showed that fundies are the biggest demanders of every possible life-prolonging procedure, even when they have terminal conditions. Would have thought you assholes would be eager to die and go live with Jebus ...

10/23/2009 4:29:49 PM

jc

"i'd like to make $20 Million a year as a Professional Athlete, what about me?HuhHuh!!!!!!!!!! I can't do it, but I really really really want to!!!! So why doesn't someone invent a barbaric, demonic procedure to help ME out with what *I* want? "

I'm pretty sure wanting to be famous and a millionare is pretty selfish compared to wanting to have a child, but you know, Jesus wanted people to be greedy and egotistical like you so good job.

10/23/2009 4:35:09 PM

Horsefeathers

Aren't you a couple of decades late for this?

10/23/2009 4:35:53 PM

kat

I wonder if Navaros actually knows what a test tube baby is, cause he's wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy (see I can do it too!!) overreacting.

10/23/2009 4:42:33 PM

fromdownunder

Aahhh! Test tube babies. The new n*****s.

Norm

10/23/2009 4:44:47 PM



I think Navaros is about 30 years too late with this rant.

10/23/2009 4:45:43 PM

Leliel

Incoherent, illogical, and homicidal.

And by the way, I'm a test tube baby, and I'm a born Christian. Even served as an acolyte and played the violin the choir.

10/23/2009 4:49:11 PM

RPJ

"then they weren't meant to have children! so they should stop OBSESSING over something they weren't meant to have!!! "

Hmmm. Seems that the Creator of the Universe WANTS them to not have babies, but is too impotent to do anything about it. Maybe he (and you) should stop obsessing over something you weren't meant to have.

10/23/2009 5:04:12 PM

perdurabo

"there are tons of mentally-deranged sickos whose illness causes them to do perverted things like obsess over things they have no need to obsess over"

project much?

10/23/2009 5:10:26 PM



"then they weren't meant to have children! so they should stop OBSESSING over something they weren't meant to have!!!"

kind of like power of flight, space travel, global communications, electricity... the internet.

10/23/2009 5:11:34 PM

LDM

"Man is not God. Man should not pretend to be God."

Aren't you the same people who insist on keeping brain dead people on life support for years? Isn't that also playing God?

10/23/2009 5:24:24 PM

Doctor Whom

Ipso facto, you weren't meant to post on the Internet. Step away from the computer, and no one gets hurt.

10/23/2009 5:30:16 PM

Matante

If you force unwilling girls to have rape babies and prevent sterile people from having medical assistance in making one, it balances out right?

10/23/2009 5:32:07 PM

Robbie

Navaros is a troll with a lengthy track record. "Meh"d.

10/23/2009 5:32:25 PM

Doubting Thomas

Man, let me be the first to say fuck off and die in a fire.

As someone married to a woman who suffered fertility problems (but thankfully finally got pregnant on our own), I would just love to say a hearty FUCK YOU to anyone who thinks that babies conceived in such a manner are abominations or evil and wants to kill them.

Funny, how Navaros here advocates killing babies conceived via artificial means such as IVF, but would probably scream bloody murder over someone getting an abortion. Fundies always think life is better if people who want kids don't have them, and people who don't want kids have them.

And I think the reason fundies like this rail against medical procedures like this is because it shows how modern science is able to create what God can't seem to.

10/23/2009 5:44:21 PM

Turtle

So why doesn't someone invent a barbaric, demonic procedure to help ME out with what *I* want?

Ever heard of steroids? Or do you specifically want a demonic method?

The difference is that steroids are used for cheating at something you should be trying to work for yourself (and some medical things) and IVF is to give women something they almost positively can't get on their own.
I like how they're against killing babies, and then all for it. And by like, I mean don't.

10/23/2009 5:55:29 PM

Jack Bauer

Navaros - fucking idiot.

10/23/2009 5:56:54 PM

CrazyRoper

You do realize people being "obsessed with trying to have what they weren't meant to have" is major reason why we're as advanced as we are today?

10/23/2009 6:08:18 PM

Kat

Louise Brown would like a word with you.

10/23/2009 6:09:07 PM

Zodiac

"All Test Tube Babies as well as anyone who in any way participates in any procedures that relate to the creation of such Abominations or laws that allow it - should be executed without trial."

Whoa, there. You say the same thing for abortion. Why force people to be the exact opposite of what they want to be for the sole reason of forcing them to do something they don't like? It doesn't help your cause or the Christian cause.

10/23/2009 7:11:36 PM

Masker

Yeah, kill all the test tube babies. Because they obviously wanted to be born by that method. Of course that they are not real human beings, with a God-given immortal soul! They are probably incarnated demons, right?

Seriously...

10/23/2009 7:38:12 PM

Vince

Gyms are satanic now?

10/23/2009 7:38:58 PM

Ken

Admit it, fundies: you just want to bully walking uteruses- er... women.

10/23/2009 7:42:31 PM

LadyJafaria

I'd think someone with as little chance of getting laid as you would be all over fertility procedures, kid.

10/23/2009 7:58:13 PM

buff114

Translation: I want to be a rich sexy athlete! But I am to fat, ugly and lazy to even try! I HATE GOD AND BABIES!!!

10/23/2009 9:24:18 PM
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