Quote# 66545

Oh ya, the birth pangs are a comin!! Today, Sunday, I woke up rambling out of my sleep, about what an atrocity it is for our society/people/ government to allow that blood thirsty ahmadinijad to stand publicly, in OUR COUNTRY, spewing his hatred for the Jewish people and their country!! Bibi was so right on- they should be ashamed!!

OK, off the soapbox, so that rambling led on to an end times urgency that Israel has no choice but to strike Iran , SOON!!! I wept alot today for Her, I know Father God is in control over all things, and what a priviledge to be living in this time, but I want to go on CNN and broadcast to the world that JESUS IS COMING SOOOON!!! SO, WAKE UP PEOPLE!!

waitin, Rapture Ready 27 Comments [10/23/2009 4:28:13 PM]
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10/23/2009 4:38:53 PM

Yes, I'm sure those at CNN want a humorous story to broadcast.

10/23/2009 4:45:01 PM


Uh God? Your follower seems to have gotten into the uh, "heavenly-white" powder again.

10/23/2009 4:52:06 PM

Zeus Almighty

Shouldn't you make your announcement on christianists' only source of television information, Fox "news," and not that faggy, librul CNN?

@ Chamale: Whenever I see that poster, for some reason my mind puts it to the Monday Night Football theme song.

10/23/2009 5:18:03 PM


waitin, imma chargin mah lazer n antisipashun!

10/23/2009 5:22:18 PM

Doctor Whom

1 Th. 4:16-17: For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the trump of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first: Then we which are alive [and] remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds, to meet the Lord in the air: and so shall we ever be with the Lord.

See that first-person pronoun there? That means that the Rapture is over 1,900 years overdue. The birth pangs have been going on for a while.

10/23/2009 5:25:37 PM


Didn't Ahmedinejad speak in America first when Bush was president?

10/23/2009 5:33:06 PM

Doubting Thomas

Yes, what a great time we live in when there are wars and rumors of wars. JESUS THE PRINCE OF PEACE IS COMING AS SOON AS HIS PEOPLE ISRAEL BOMB THE HOLY CRAP OUT OF THOSE FILTHY IRANIANS!!!!!!

10/23/2009 5:37:40 PM


You're mother fucking crazy, in the worst way!!

10/23/2009 5:48:16 PM


Or you can walk around in New York holding a sign saying 'The End is Near'. It won't be as much work and you'll turn just as many people into believers. You'll have a total of 0 new recruits.

10/23/2009 6:02:56 PM


@Zeus Almighty: I don't know the Monday Night Football theme, but hearing the phrase made me think of the old "Hockey Night In Canada" theme song. The song sounds even better with that poster as a backdrop.

10/23/2009 6:07:27 PM



10/23/2009 6:15:00 PM


Yeah, Isreal vs Iran. That's your plan?

You're not a death cult: how?

10/23/2009 6:28:04 PM


these people are starting to sound like they really need to take a piss or something.

"can't hold it, come on, soon, SOOOON"

10/23/2009 7:41:36 PM


You're barely coherent, man. Please wake up for real before posting on the internet.

10/23/2009 9:15:38 PM


Yeah! The only people allowed to spew hatred for the Jewish people are Christian fundamentalists!

10/23/2009 10:19:41 PM


Please do. Then we can all giggle at the loon on CNN.

10/24/2009 1:24:38 AM

Nathan the Wise

I like the casual use of 'Bibi' (meaning Binyamin Netanyahu) as if Rapturites were all familiar with Israeli politics. I bet they couldn't even name the capital.

10/24/2009 2:10:07 AM


You got some serious problems.

10/24/2009 3:03:23 AM

The L

Well, someone should be ashamed. I'm guessing your parents.

10/24/2009 6:01:33 AM

Pule Thamex


And if He did, you would hate it. Why would you want the Liberal Supreme's presence among you wreaking havoc with the right-wing extremists and cowing the bigots and hate mongers? Spreading His message of love and peace much to the disgruntlement of the troubled spreaders of lies and deceit and to the disenchantment of the deluded war mongers.

Maybe you need to rethink your whole philosophical outlook. In order to comply with your true feelings, perhaps you should be bellowing SATAN IS COMING SOOOON!!!

'Course, some people think that Satan is already here and has very subtly set up his own cheer-leading web site.

10/24/2009 9:33:10 AM


/Attack of thousand facepalms

10/24/2009 10:23:50 AM


Israel - Humanity's biggest blunder after WWII. (and we are paying for it daily!)

10/24/2009 11:33:49 AM

"...spewing his hatred for the Jewish people and their country!!"

By "their" country, you mean the one that they stole from the Palestinians and built upon the graves of Arab babies?

10/24/2009 4:10:07 PM

G. Fieendish

So let me get this straight...
Watin wants a politician (Binyamim Netanyahu), who was thrown out of political office, the last time he was in power, over charges involving Corruption & Nepotism issues, concerning his Son, & possibly re-elected into power by dubious circumstances, to attack a neighbouring state, currently run by a possibly corrupt politician, re-elected under dubious circumstances...?
In that case, why hasn't Jesus arrived in say 1984, or 1992, as I suspect that a similar situation existed then somewhere in the world...

10/25/2009 1:52:33 PM

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