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along the same vein, with tickets that are death sentences, i've always had a hunch that tickets on the "plane" that hit the pentagon were offered for sale to the worlds elite as get out of jail free cards, so to speak. i knew a man who was "on" that plane, we recieved a funeral invitation from his family. yes, he was a billionare.

iNTERPLANETARyR.O.M.E.O., Above Top Secret 15 Comments [10/23/2009 11:29:11 PM]
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#1041881
Renaissance Blonde

I doubt you've ever met a billionaire in your life.

10/24/2009 12:03:36 AM

#1042208
Smilodon

And what was the name of this billionaire?

10/24/2009 7:13:58 AM

#1042261
aaa

Give me a name, you dumb fuck.

10/24/2009 8:00:11 AM

#1042273
Kat

Everyone, don't you know that iNTERPLANETARyR.O.M.E.O. has gotten this information from sources on the inside? You know that he can't tell us who this "billionare" was or "they" will get him for telling and all that unwarranted self importance crap.

10/24/2009 8:05:12 AM

#1042562
Percy Q. Shunn

At first, I was all like o_O

Then I LOLd!

10/24/2009 3:45:11 PM

#1042575


And this is why we all hate 9/11 troofers. I just love how they always put those "Dedicated to the Victims" messages in their videos and websites. They don't really care about the families, or the victims. They actually believe that the victims were in on it and are now living on a tropical island, or that they never even existed in the first place.

I am sure that your friend's family would love to know that you think he faked his own death. Seriously, tell his widow that. See what happens. Asshole.

10/24/2009 4:21:49 PM

#1042680
werewolf

They also tried to assassinate Santa, I heard. Shocking but true.

10/24/2009 9:38:13 PM

#1042713
adam

@#1042575

no, see, they probably are refering to the people that the goverment is supposedly trying to oppress by doing these things as being the victims.


10/25/2009 12:19:41 AM

#1042855


A billionaire called OSAMA BIN LADEN.

10/25/2009 9:19:31 AM

#1042998
jsonitsac

What would a billionaire be doing on a commercial flight?

10/25/2009 4:21:28 PM

#1043161
Antichrist

Yeah, you know most of us don't fall for the free ticket deals; you always know there's some bullshit involved. Especially billionaires since they can usually afford their own planes.

10/25/2009 11:31:39 PM

#1043214


Oh, so I suppose the billionaires who were "on" the "planes" are now being held in the "FEMA internment camps" where "President" Obama is keeping the "30,000 guillotines (sp?)" he's stocklpiling to kill off all the "Christians", right?

10/26/2009 1:28:35 AM

#1043489
Dr. Novakaine

Hunches are not acceptable alternatives to facts. And I highly doubt you personally knew a billionaire, there aren't that many of them out there.

10/26/2009 9:25:59 AM

#1043785
Doubting Thomas

If I was a billionaire, why would I want to fake my own death? Now if I owed a billion dollars, maybe, but if I had that much money I'd be living a good life. And I'd have my own private jet.

10/26/2009 7:40:53 PM

#1044211
loshad

$1 says the funeral invitation came from Nigeria and included instructions on how Interplanetary Romeo could, with the right information, help the family get the money out of an account in Switzerland where the guy on the plane had it stashed.

10/27/2009 11:33:07 AM
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