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THE PRESIDENT OR NO OTHER PERSON SHOULD ATTEMPT TO LEGALIZE OR ACCEPT WHAT GOD HAS ORDAINED AS EVIL OR SIN AND THAT GOES FOR HOMOSEXUALS....THOSE WHO DO ARE PLACING THEMSELVES AT ODDS AGAINST GOD.....AND THEY WILL NOT BE ABLE TO STAND BEFORE GOD AND SAY THEY DIDN'T KNOW!!

SirBobCat, Good As You 39 Comments [10/23/2009 11:30:26 PM]
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Submitted By: TB Tabby
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dpareja

This "GOD" you shout of... prove it exists and matches your fantasizings and then maybe we can talk.

10/23/2009 11:33:37 PM

DRoseDARs

The Establishment Clause of the First Amendment of the United States Constitution.

and

“Render unto Caesar the things which are Caesar’s, and unto God the things that are God’s” (Matthew 22:21).



That is all.

10/24/2009 12:04:09 AM

Vesper

I've officially been on the interwebs too long. When I read all caps, my brain screams the words.

and, NO U!

10/24/2009 12:08:54 AM

Antichrist


10/24/2009 12:52:47 AM

GodotIsWaiting4U

Generic fundie. Kind of meh. Only the caps lock really makes it stand out at all.

10/24/2009 1:10:22 AM

Woody

Yeah, yeah, whatever. When you have something relevant to scream about on the interwebs, get back to me. In the meantime keep your insane ramblings about your sky fairy to those who are listening inside your church.

10/24/2009 1:13:01 AM

Beeblebrox

Jehovah is not an elected official of the United States Governemt and therefore is in no position to dictate legislation.

10/24/2009 1:30:34 AM

atrasicarius


10/24/2009 2:07:30 AM

WMDKitty

Can you shout any louder, I don't think they heard you in Australia....

10/24/2009 4:04:11 AM



That's in Iran. In America there is a constitution that protects them.

10/24/2009 4:36:12 AM

Dexter

Wow CAPS LOCK! I'm convinced!

10/24/2009 4:46:56 AM

Orion

@WMDKitty: No, we heard him

10/24/2009 5:37:12 AM

Zodiac

Shouting does not make your argument more valid.

10/24/2009 5:41:46 AM

The L

Then we should ban lying on the Internet, since it clearly contradicts the Ten Commandments.

I suspect a LOT of people will suddenly end up fined, and a LOT of websites will mysteriously vanish. Sorry, Bob.

10/24/2009 5:54:13 AM

JSS


10/24/2009 6:04:29 AM

Kat

CAPS CRUISE CONTROL MAKES ME RIGHT IN EVERYTHING I SAY.


Sorry about that everyone else.

10/24/2009 6:43:53 AM

aaa

I like my odds.

10/24/2009 7:11:52 AM

Table Rock

I guess you kind of missed where we allow divorce, adultery, blasphemy, working on the sabbath, dishonoring your parents, practicing other religions, letting witches live, interracial marriage, cross-dressing and cursing the ruler of thy people.

10/24/2009 7:51:45 AM

michael1384

IF I TYPE IN CAPITALS PEOPLE WILL LISTEN TO ME!

10/24/2009 9:43:37 AM

John

THE PRESIDENT OR NO OTHER PERSON SHOULD ATTEMPT TO LEGALIZE OR ACCEPT WHAT GOD HAS ORDAINED AS EVIL OR SIN

Thus spake the Caps of Truth!

In a free country, everything is legal unless there's a law against it. So neither the President nor anyone else ever "legalizes" things. The government's only power is to forbid that which we as a people decide ought to be forbidden for the good of ourselves. If God, for His own reasons, ordains something else as evil, He can forbid it Himself; indeed, we could hardly prevent Him, could we? Now, what some book by a bunch of bronze age Arab goat-herders ordains as evil is another matter. That has nothing to do with God, except in the minds of those who believe the foolish idea that the book is actually God's word.

10/24/2009 10:00:04 AM

Clown

Ok. As long as you allow the G0d to take care of it and don't do anything about it yourself, it works for me.

10/24/2009 10:20:27 AM

Anon-e-moose

"THE PRESIDENT OR NO OTHER PERSON SHOULD ATTEMPT TO LEGALIZE OR ACCEPT WHAT GOD HAS ORDAINED AS EVIL OR SIN AND THAT GOES FOR HOMOSEXUALS....THOSE WHO DO ARE PLACING THEMSELVES AT ODDS AGAINST GOD.....AND THEY WILL NOT BE ABLE TO STAND BEFORE GOD AND SAY THEY DIDN'T KNOW!!"



X3

One more thing, SirBobCat & your ilk. You fundies should accept your President Barack Obama as your leader. And hs policies. You HAVE to. After all...

Romans 13: 1-7 says so.

10/24/2009 11:21:06 AM



Johava's Witnesses think God has ordained blood tranfusions as evil. So I guess we should outlaw them so we won't be at odds against God.

See how that works?

10/24/2009 11:30:39 AM

SurfinSeaOtter


10/24/2009 11:50:24 AM

AuraTwilight

STOP VISITING THE BARBER, THEN, IT'S A SIN.

10/24/2009 12:23:18 PM
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