I like to read scripture out loud to my cats and tell them that God created them and they are to Praise Him. If I pray out loud and my kitties are with me they join in with a Meow when I say Amen.
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Hate to tell ya Misty, but even by your own beliefs, your cats have no souls. When they die, that's IT. So no heaven for them. Why, then, should they praise a God who was that mean to them?
And I agree with Fanatic-Templar - more to be pitied than derided.
I have cats. I've tried that. They actually spoke.
SHUT UP AND FEED ME is what they said.
Proof that cats are smarter than fundies.
I feel sorry for the fucking cats.
We get to laugh at this twit, they have to put up with her 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
Surely a fate worse than death. Ah, sweet, sweet death...
My cats prefer it when I give them food and cuddle them instead of read from them from a human book.
Of course, one of them once knocked over my radio while I had it tuned to Brother Stair, so clearly they can discern bullshit better than Misty's cats can.
I hate to break this to you, but your cats probably don't understand a word of it.
And they don't care, either, as long as you keep feeding them and cleaning the litter box.
"If I pray out loud and my kitties are with me they join in with a Meow when I say Amen. "
I'm willing to bet they 'meow' the entire time you're reading, too. 'Cause they do that, you know, responding to human voices.
Don't be silly.
Cats don't believe in the Christian God.
Well, maybe they do.... but they just think they outrank him.
As it has been wisely said, "in ancient Egypt, house cats were worshipped as gods. They have never forgotten this. "
I wonder if Misty usually feeds her cats after praying. The response could be Pavlovian. They could associate "Amen" with "time for Tender Vittles".
Kind of like a hamster my boyfriend had when he was young. He'd get home from school, turn the TV on to Jeopardy , and let the hamster out of its case to roam around the living room.
The hamster learned to associated the Jeopardy theme with "playtime", so it would get all excited as soon as it heard the music.
My cat Sabrina wants to say something to Misty's cats:
"y u wurship jesus? ceiling cat is MUCH better. btw, is fuds time hazel."
Ugh... FINE!
My cat is very silent, he doesn't like to meow, but when he does it means he's in the mood for some ham, maybe they think you're asking "More ham?" or something like that. :3
My parents own some cats. They're wondderful, and each is unique. Some are talkative- they'll greet you with a "meaow," and if you respond, the'll return the meow. Like having a conversation with a cat. I think that any conversation I've had with these cats is still more intelligent than any one is likely to have with Misty, as none have told me to "Praise the Lord."
And yet when they die, they won't get to go to heaven...so really you are just messing with the minds of your cats telling them a false truth that will never occur.
I feel more sorry for the cats than Misty.
Oh great..a crazy cat lady with access to the internet...and she's also a religious crazy, so double whammy
And @Clow...xkcd rules...well played good sir/ma'am
So Misty's driven away all the humans, and the only conversation she can have is with the cats she keeps locked in her apartment.
Even then she tries to convert them. I predict a mass kitty suicide in Misty's future.image
there isnt anything malicious about this at all. i feel that reminding her that her religion doesnt beleive animals have souls or feel emotions and pain it just trolling. i understand its hypocracy but female preists are too. and im not going to tell them to step down just becouse their religion hates female leaders. fuck them. beleive what you want. and telling a cat it was created by their god might be a step up from the "animals have no souls crap, eh?" i find theres nothing WRONG with the quote. o.o
Yet you think only human souls go to heaven? Right...
Cats like to meow when they're hungry, perhaps they think you are wasting your time praying and should hurry up and put their needs before those of your imaginary friend?
"I like to read scripture out loud to my cats and tell them that God created them and they are to Praise Him. If I pray out loud and my kitties are with me they join in with a Meow when I say Amen."
Or should that be...:
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But this is what Sanada-san (from "UFO Princess Valkyrie") thinks of you, Misty:
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=^_^= X3
@MDB
"As it has been wisely said, "in ancient Egypt, house cats were worshipped as gods. They have never forgotten this."
Exactly. Ever hear of Bastet in the ancient Egyptian pantheon, Misty? Just sayin'.
Cats probably see us as rather stupid can-openers and door-openers.
I had a cat once who seemed to like AC/DC.
They are telling you that they are the divine children of lovely Lady Bastet, most adorable of deities, not creations of some Levantine tribal god with delusions of grandeur, and that, instead of that book you hold as your idol, you should worship the true goddesses and gods walking on Earth in softest fur and sharpest claws, protectors of humanity against pest and plague!image
My former cat used to like to listen to AC/DC's music. When hubby played it, she came to the stereo and sat, apparently appreciating the music. (Or she was trying to figure out how to stop the noise...)
Personally I think that this is kind of sweet and sad at the same time, sweet that she loves her cats that much, and sad that she's this delusional.
Cats: "Meow."
Translation: stfu
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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