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One time a gay guy told me that gays should be "put in charge of culture" since family men like me don't have time for it. I said, "Let me get this straight. A guy like me, who buys schoolbooks and soccer balls and winter coats for my kids, am going to have NO SAY in our cultural priorities? No vote in where this society focuses its thoughts and aspirations? That's cowshit...In fact, I think there should be a "childless tax", a "gay tax", an all-around "flake tax", for men and women over the age of 30 with no kids. Gay or straight. I supply my kids with the implements and services they need for 18 years or more of job training – while you sip expensive wines and vacation in Bermuda – and then when you retire my kids will be working to pay your Social Security? That's a massive rip-off. You should be taxed, starting today, for refusing to accept any responsibility for continuing human existence...You can adopt some abandoned kid if you want to avoid the childless tax." He screamed – a woman's scream.

Rich Zubaty, Fathers For Life 50 Comments [10/23/2009 11:39:10 PM]
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Thejebusfire

I think there should be a "stupid tax".


You can adopt some abandoned kid if you want to avoid the childless tax."

I'd rather adopt an abandoned child than spend time shooting out babies for Jayzus!

Also Rich, what would you do if one of your kids turned out to be gay or decided not to have kids? Would you tax them too?

10/23/2009 11:43:49 PM

Renaissance Blonde

We're already suffering overpopulation, jackass, and you want to tax those who refuse to breed?

I think you wish you hadn't spawned and you're just jealous.

10/24/2009 12:01:31 AM

Vesper

A) This didn't happen.

B) There is effectively an extra tax on the childless, given both the for AGI and from AGI exemptions and credits in our tax code. Not to mention the fact that tax money goes to education, healthcare, afterschool programs, and many other socialist aspects of our society that help raise your children.


10/24/2009 12:01:52 AM

Boddynock

Damn, I don't have any kids. I don't know why the hell I'm not sipping my expensive wines and vacationing in Bermuda.

Also is it just me or is this guy just a tad bitter that his kids are a drain on his wallet?

10/24/2009 12:20:02 AM

Boddynock

Sorry, accidental double post

10/24/2009 12:20:08 AM



Well gee I'm nearly 30 have no kids and have a shit load of money to pay back because of school loans. My line of work doesn't really give me much of a chance to start a relationship and make babies like you think everyone should so go fuck yourself.

10/24/2009 12:48:16 AM

Wehpudicabok

I think I should get to tax everyone I don't like! This guy is onto something!

10/24/2009 12:52:47 AM

GodotIsWaiting4U

Human existence is in no danger.

Also, you're already getting a tax break incentive just for having kids; you want to increase the load on the childless further? Someone sounds like they regret their decision...

10/24/2009 1:11:58 AM

Beeblebrox

In fact, I think there should be a "childless tax"...

Right on! After all, it's not as if there are 6 billion idiots roaming the surface of this planet...

Maybe we should institute a "birth tax" to recoup the drain on Earth's resources created by knuckleheads like you pumping out kid after kid.

...– and then when you retire my kids will be working to pay your Social Security? That's a massive rip-off.

And yet I haven't heard a word from you about how unfair it is that my kid will be paying for you Social Security.

10/24/2009 1:29:31 AM

Nathan the Wise

Do you mean to say that if we hadn't had three children we could have been sipping expensive wines and holidaying in Bermuda?

Darn. That's 26 years of cheap plonk and holidays in Torquay I could have missed!

10/24/2009 1:52:51 AM



People who don't have children still pay taxes to help put everyone else's children through school. Why should my taxes be increased just because I'm responsible enough to not get pregnant?

10/24/2009 2:11:16 AM

LDM

Anything that shoots out of your crotch is your responsibility, not mine. If anything YOU should be taxed for contributing to the overpopulation problem, and I should get the tax break for not squeezing out little leeches on our world's resources.

And I sure wish I had all that expensive wine and vacations everyone seems to think I have, I'm struggling to make ends meet just like everyone else. I don't get any tax breaks for brats like you breeders do. I'm helping pay for your kids public school education, the parks they play in, the roads your car-seat laden minivans drive on, and the emergency services standing by should your little shit decide to play with matches. I'm not putting an extra burden on farmers and miners to produce enough raw materials to sustain an exploding population, while giving them less space to do so since more living space is needed to house this spoiled, ungrateful generation. So instead of bitching at us child-frees, you should be thanking us. It's because of us that there's even remotely a chance that your children may have a world to live in at all when they grow up.

And now I'm going to go have a nice leisurely breakfast and enjoy a quiet Saturday of no soccer or piano lessons. I think I'll read a good book in between watching some college football. All uninterrupted of course. :D

10/24/2009 4:02:15 AM

WMDKitty

Someone's a little bitter that he got saddled with kids, there.

10/24/2009 4:05:39 AM

Woody

In the unlikely event your daft story is true, he was probably winding you up. Apparently, that is quite easy to do.

10/24/2009 4:22:08 AM



I suspect that that "gay man" doesn't exist but your wife, whom you don't pay child support does.

10/24/2009 4:33:24 AM



Ok, good luck convincing sterile people, nuns, priests or people over 55.

10/24/2009 4:37:03 AM

Zodiac

No. Just... no.

(Man, I wish I had a facepalm graphic right now.)

10/24/2009 5:45:17 AM

The L

"You should be taxed, starting today, for refusing to accept any responsibility for continuing human existence."

Actually, by helping to keep the population to a reasonable level, the childfree are doing equally as much to ensure the long-term survival of the species as those who DO have children.

I propose a tax on anyone who has more than 5 kids, myself. Mainly because the "clown car" people always have more than 5. We can't afford such a huge burden on the earth's resources unless child mortality goes back up. And nobody really wants that.

10/24/2009 5:48:40 AM

JSS

"I supply my kids with the implements and services they need for 18 years or more of job training – while you sip expensive wines and vacation in Bermuda – and then when you retire my kids will be working to pay your Social Security? That's a massive rip-off."

Actually no, with all the equal legal rights you've been taking away from gays they're not as well off as you think.

10/24/2009 6:01:13 AM

arcturus

"when you retire my kids will be working to pay your Social Security?"

I never thought of it like that. that's AWESOME!

10/24/2009 6:06:35 AM

aaa

Not a chance, bitch.

10/24/2009 7:18:37 AM

ConCat

On the plus side, he did seem to support marriage for same-sex couples!

10/24/2009 7:57:14 AM

Thinking Allowed

The point















Rich Zubaty

10/24/2009 9:41:19 AM

Clown

You are so wrong I can't believe you are posting on the internet at all.

10/24/2009 10:19:07 AM

Ken

Somebody really regrets breeding. I feel sorry for his pwecious little soapboxes.

10/24/2009 11:17:43 AM
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