[After over 9 minutes of rambling about his "obvious" proof for creationism, without actually offering said proof]
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Er, people and monkeys aren't totally different.
People and say, boxes of matches, are totally different.
People and monkeys are very, very similar. I wonder why that could be? Why did Jehovah create monkeys so similar to us? Did he not know that this would only give the Darwinists something to latch onto and use as 'evidence' for evilution. Bad planning there, Jehovah.
"My proof of creationism is pretty simple: there's people, and there's monkeys, and they're totally different. That proves it."
Seriously???
The man is obviously mentally ill, I've read the other posts- I say leave him be and let his local mental hospital know that one of their patients is on the loose and found internet access. We're only going to agitate him further.
I do think it's great he's able to find an outlet as opposed to feces throwing, it's almost cute how he thinks he's people. Perhaps one day he can be a functional member of society once he's received treatment. ^_^
You suck at everything concievable. Prove me wrong. [/smug cunt]
Seriously, your argument is severly lacking in several fields.
My proof of evolution is pretty simple: there's humans, and there's other apes, and they're pretty similar. That proves it.
The difference is, I'm right.
I am amused by the thought of Bill, being at a scientific symposium for evolutionary biology,
:D
How Bill's argument works:
Lemons and limes can't possibly BOTH be fruit. After all, lemons and limes are totally different, so that proves it!
By cracky, now if I have ever heard a convincing, well reasoned argument, that has to take the cake.
My husband, who is a scientist, laughs at your epic evolutionary fail.
Keep those videos coming, Bill. They make me giggle too.
My proof for creationism is simple: puppies, cotton, ice cream and Neptune. That proves it.
... What I said makes as much sense as Bill's "logic." Also, Bill, if you read this, it would be there ARE monkeys and there ARE people, not there is monkeys and there is people.
I say, Nobel Medicine Prize.
I mean heck, if Kissinger and Obama can get the Peace Prize, why not?
there's people, and there's monkeys, and they're totally different. That proves it.
Proves what? That there were two gods, one who made people and another who made monkeys?
I just headdesked so hard Japanese animators thought it was over the top.
Why do people who know nothing about evolution act like they know the most about evolution? Humans and monkeys being totally different is entirely compatible with evolution.
Wow, I never thought about it that way before... You're totally right, and have completely blown the theory of evolution out of the water. You've totally proven that there's no way monkeys and humans could have come into being through evolution and without being created. I really need to rethink this whole creation thing, and the whole God thing while I'm at it. [/sarcasm]
Oh... Wow, I mean evolution is groveling at your feet with that statement, I guess we'll just have to rewrite everything because every animal is different...
WAIT A SECOND?!?! DOESN'T THAT PROVE EVOLUTION?????!!!!!!!!
Let's see.
People are alive, monkeys are alive.
Yes, people and monkeys are totally different </sarcasm>
Also for the record, humans are more closely related to the great apes then monkeys.
And if it please the court, the defendant is not a monkey, your honour is not a monkey, my honourable friend the prosecuter is likewise not a monkey and nor are the members of the jury monkeys, therefore the defendant is innocent! The defence rests your honour.
to client - what the hell do you mean "fired"?
If you watch the video, notice how Tracie says "wait he's going to say it," around 3:35.
They say the same thing so often it's predictable.
"there's people, and there's monkeys, and they're totally different. That proves it."
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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