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"Deadly weapons

A loaded gun in the hands of a child or promiscuity in the eh-hem, arms of a promiscuous person spells harm to the innocent.

We should be rightfully terrified of "Bi-Sexuals." They should be required to be licensed through the State and register with the authorities.

Now that's change we can believe in."

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askwhynow2day, Alternet 61 Comments [10/26/2009 10:20:36 AM]
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Submitted By: Fompili
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Wehpudicabok

So, a lethal weapon in the hands of someone to young to understand what that means is equivalent to someone who has the audacity to enjoy sex with others of either gender. Yeah, I'm not seeing the truth of this one...

10/26/2009 10:26:01 AM

aaa

Poe?

10/26/2009 10:27:55 AM



They should be required to be licensed through the State and register with the authorities.

And you're going to try to do this how?!

How does the OP go from promiscuous to bi-sexual in such a quick leap?!

10/26/2009 10:34:59 AM

Mister Spak

IT"S TEH HOMOS!!!! RUN!! AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!

10/26/2009 10:45:59 AM

JohnTheAtheist

Until a bi-sexual forces themselves sexually on someone I don't see what the problem is. Why do yo people care so much about what consenting adults do behind closed doors?

10/26/2009 10:47:22 AM

Dudely

Bisexuality = promiscuity. Sure does you ignorant fuck.

Somehow people of ALL walks of life just love shitting on my sexuality.

10/26/2009 10:49:46 AM

Doctor Whom

Unless you are talking about bisexual rapists, who already are required to register as sex offenders, you can simply not have unsafe sex with a bisexual. There's where your analogy falls apart.

10/26/2009 10:51:18 AM

Caterina

I am bisexual, pushing 40 years of age, and can count on my fingers how many people I've had sex with and have fingers left over. I have a straight friend who is 5 years younger than me who cannot remember how many people (though she thinks it is between 35-40) she's had sex with.

Methinks *I* am not the promiscuous one in this picture.

10/26/2009 10:54:37 AM

Lucilius

So would those caught without bisexual licenses get a traffic citation for illegally going both ways?

10/26/2009 11:12:49 AM

Ken

According to some studies, you'd be registering practically everyone.

10/26/2009 11:13:06 AM

tracer

So, having someone icky try to seduce you is the same as accidentally getting shot.

Better get to the E-R right away! You might bleed to death from that grievous come-on injury.

10/26/2009 11:32:32 AM

Doubting Thomas

Only if we require fundamentalist Christians to be licensed and register with the authorities. Because dangerous ideas in the minds of fundies can be as deadly as a deadly weapon.

10/26/2009 11:38:30 AM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

Licensed by the state, like electricians and plumbers? Is this to ensure that consumers are not bilked by incompetents merely claiming to be bisexuals? Is there a test one must pass in order to gain said license? Or does one merely have to complete an apprenticeship?

10/26/2009 11:38:57 AM



Oh for fucks sake, just because your bisexual or homosexual doesn't mean you want to have sex with children!

10/26/2009 11:43:13 AM

Evil Left-Wing Feminist

The fuck?

10/26/2009 11:44:23 AM

Clown

Hey, how would you decide who is bisexual and who is not? Please explain... in great detail.

10/26/2009 11:46:47 AM



I still haven't figured out what's wrong with promiscuity, of any sexual orientation. Who cares who fucks how many? I'd rather see someone have protected sex with 80 people than unsafe sex with one.

10/26/2009 12:01:14 PM

freako104

Fuck you. How about promiscuous straights or gays? I know bi sexuals who are not promiscuous.

10/26/2009 12:14:38 PM

Hirsute_Nailbomb

finally! us bi-sexuals getting the attention we deserve!
@Lucilius - you win good sir.

10/26/2009 12:22:07 PM

AuraTwilight

Didn't Hitler force bisexuals to register with the authorities?

10/26/2009 12:25:59 PM

breakerslion

"Deadly weapons

A loaded gun in the hands of a child or proselytizing from the eh-hem, mind of a religious fanatic spells harm to the innocent.

We should be rightfully terrified of "Born-Agains" They should be required to be licensed through the State and register with the authorities.

Now that's change we can believe in."

Fixed.

10/26/2009 12:30:01 PM

Thinking Allowed

Its' about time they picked on us bi-sexuals. I was beginning to feel left out.

10/26/2009 12:35:37 PM

Headache

Can someone tell me why it is wrong to have sex with many people?

I have never understood what is so wrong with having a lot of sex unless it is just jealousy...

10/26/2009 12:44:00 PM

Darwin's Lil' Girl

This is too easy to Godwin.

10/26/2009 12:51:47 PM

Turtle

I think you're just upset because somewhere, a bisexual is getting more action than you are.

Next you should rant against homosexuals and heterosexuals. They're getting more than you, too.

10/26/2009 1:14:33 PM
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