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#1036815
Wautd
Wow, there a lot of fucked up wrongness in that picture
10/15/2009 5:32:26 AM
#1041248
Dave
That's clearly Aragorn. You can see the Tree of Gondor on his vestments. And look, on the far is a Wraith! And beneath him is a Boromir! Guess that must be Frodo Baggins pointing at the parchment. Oh! Gandalf is to the right of Aragorn. Good Lord of the Rings fanart.
10/22/2009 10:44:46 AM
#1043065
nemesis
That's not historically accurate! If it was, George W. Bush would be standing at Jesus' right hand!
(sarcasm)
10/25/2009 9:16:04 PM
#1043069
clockworkgirl21
I...don't get it.
10/25/2009 9:28:55 PM
#1043082
Painful
Context please?
I don't get it either. Why is the judge upset?
Is that supposed to be the constitution or something, but most of the people are modern times...
10/25/2009 9:40:43 PM
#1043084
Thinking Allowed
Dave
That's clearly Aragorn. You can see the Tree of Gondor on his vestments. And look, on the far is a Wraith! And beneath him is a Boromir! Guess that must be Frodo Baggins pointing at the parchment. Oh! Gandalf is to the right of Aragorn. Good Lord of the Rings fanart.
Dave for the win!
10/25/2009 9:41:33 PM
#1043088
What I find funny is the guy on the cell phone behind the judge looks a lot like McCain.
10/25/2009 9:44:01 PM
#1043093
campbunny
No way! Epic! I love that there's a gaggle of sinister liberal meanies in one corner. A judge! Gasp! A REPORTER!
10/25/2009 9:50:51 PM
#1043095
Blue_J
Piece of advice to all you FSTDT denizens: You need to go to the actual website, because everyone in the picture is tagged to explain what they represent. All of those papers on the steps? Supreme court decisions that the artist feels undermine Jesus.
10/25/2009 9:53:09 PM
#1043096
Scooby71
Is that a 2nd ed Dungeons and dragons players rule book being held by the black guy at bottom left?
10/25/2009 9:53:51 PM
#1043099
Jane
A Member of Something Awful constructs a wonderful Cthulu version of this.
10/25/2009 9:57:38 PM
#1043100
deadreckoning
a picture is worth a thousand words...
this picture is just a thousand fails
10/25/2009 9:59:23 PM
#1043104
louislois
Words fail me.
10/25/2009 10:03:04 PM
#1043107
deadreckoning
Guys, check out the site. It gets a lot crazier when he explains his insanity.
10/25/2009 10:06:41 PM
#1043110
WMTimothy
Seriously, there is so much fail in this picture. Let's start with the Supreme Court decisions. You think Marbury v. Madison (1803) is bad because it allows for judicial review? Don't give me that bullshit about "activist judges". All judges read and interpret the laws. Even that fucktard Scalia reads briefs and interprets. Activist judges is just a codephrase you use to discuss judges who make decisions you don't agree with. Deal with it.
Let me just take the time to discuss one more item of fail: when you mouse over the Constitution, the artist describes it as "inspired by God", which is absolute and utter bullshit. The framers of the Constitution were, above all, realists and practical men. They had witnessed or learned about the religious wars in Europe and did not want their new country to fall prey to such a conflict. That is why, after the ratification of the Constitution, the first amendment, the first thing on the Bill of Rights, says "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof...".
Read a fucking history book sometime, instead of just making shit up.
10/25/2009 10:09:29 PM
#1043111
EllwyenDarwin
Aw that judge needs a hug.
10/25/2009 10:10:28 PM
#1043112
deadreckoning
Lets play our favorite game "Count the black people"!
10/25/2009 10:16:27 PM
#1043116
Professor M
I saw a version with "alternate" versions of the mouse-over "explanations"...can't seem to find it now.
10/25/2009 10:23:12 PM
#1043117
DRoseDARs
The "One Nation, Under Cthulhu" version is much better.
http://acavill.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/one_nation_under_chtulu.jpg
10/25/2009 10:23:19 PM
#1043120
SleepNeed
Is it just me or does that schoolteacher, the woman to the right of the marine with the folded flag, look like Sarah Palin?
EDIT: @DRoseDARs: You're right, that One Nation, Under Cthulhu is much better.
10/25/2009 10:25:27 PM
#1043121
freako104
I saw this about a month ago (maybe a bit less) on Facebook. I asked if these idiots had known anything about the Constitution. Unanomously there was agreement they did not know.
10/25/2009 10:26:44 PM
#1043126
Imroy
Crap, I can't remember how to embed an image here.
Go see Pharyngula for the Cthulu version:
http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2009/10/gosh_i_think_ive_got_a_new_des.php
10/25/2009 10:34:49 PM
#1043129
Abraham Lincoln was not a founding father.
10/25/2009 10:39:01 PM
#1043132
Pickle
WHY DOES FREDRICK DOUGLASS HAVE TO BE ALL THE WAY IN THE BACK, IS IT BECAUSE HE'S BLACK?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!?!?!?!?!?
And buddy throws out a lot of shout outs to the African Americans but what about the influential Asian Americans and Latino Americans? Also notice how there are no Jews in the painting.
And Martin Luther King was staunchly anti war, why would the painter "honor" him by putting in a U.S. Soldier with his last name in the painting when MLK is probably spinning in his grave over our recent wars?
10/25/2009 10:39:40 PM
#1043139
GodotIsWaiting4U
The Tree of Gondor! This is Minas Tirith, a millennium after LotR has ended!
10/25/2009 10:47:05 PM
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