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Diversity is the most fanatical, intolerant religion that has ever been created.

Martin Luther King is the new John the Baptist
Obama as the new Jesus
Obama's books as the new Scripture
Hitler as the new Satan
Zimbabwe as the new Heaven
White people as the devils
Oppressed people (sexual deviants/non-whites/feminists) as the new angels
Anyone want to add more?

XXL1337Baller, GameFAQs Politics 25 Comments [10/20/2009 11:19:14 PM]
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In your dreams, kid. Get out of your parents basement and get a job that involves other people.

10/20/2009 11:39:57 PM

Nathan the Wise

So fanatical and intolerant that millions of unbelievers have been ruthlessly left alone and not molested at all. The vicious bastards.

10/20/2009 11:41:22 PM



Yeah, because white Christian males are the epitome of evolution...[/sarcasm]

10/21/2009 12:46:53 AM



And you are the idiot of the village. Please, are you sulking like a baby for being devoid of your old priviledges?

10/21/2009 1:55:23 AM

Zipperback

XXL1337Baller is the new Gomer Pyle.

10/21/2009 2:14:46 AM

Alcari

XXL1337Baller as the new town fool

10/21/2009 3:05:05 AM

ozznova

p. sure no one thinks Zimbabwe is Heaven, let alone the Zimbabweans.

10/21/2009 5:04:43 AM

the dog

Black is the new white

Chartreuse should never mix with vermillion

never wear high heels to a concrete pour

Don't take the brown acid

10/21/2009 5:57:49 AM

Doctor Fishcake

Kid, stick to video games. Leave the grown-up topics well alone.

10/21/2009 6:24:21 AM

Lucilius

Ooo! Ooo! Can I be the new Solomon? I wanna be rich, universally desired and considered wise – and I make just as much sense in that job as the rest of your picks.

10/21/2009 9:09:56 AM

Mediancat

Oddly, Hitler fits nicely into the category of "new Satan," considering that the old one didn't actually do a hell of a lot.

Of course, the author probably THOUGHT he wa being ironic. Or something.

10/21/2009 10:18:43 AM

IanC

GameFAQs Politics? Lol. Just lol!

10/21/2009 12:55:43 PM

Ian1732

Are we sure this isn't sarcasm?

10/21/2009 2:46:09 PM

Doubting Thomas

"Anyone want to add more?"

XXL1337Baller is a complete freakin' moron.


10/21/2009 2:56:10 PM

Percy Q. Shunn

XXL1337Baller as the new republitard christ-stain.

10/21/2009 3:16:30 PM

Paradox

It's funny how, even though he's racist, he still seems to feel that being intolerant is bad and being tolerant is good. Perhaps we are making progress.

10/21/2009 8:56:50 PM

M.M.

GameFAQs? Seriously? I don't even know what to say.

10/21/2009 9:32:40 PM

WMDKitty

What the shit?

10/22/2009 5:45:10 AM

Zeus Almighty

"Anyone want to add more?"

XXL1337Baller as the biggest used douchebag in the universe?

10/22/2009 1:10:10 PM

Doubting Thomas

@Zeus Almighty

No, that award went to John Edwards, but that was a few years ago. I don't know who the 2009 recipient is, so it could very well be our friend here.

10/22/2009 3:00:42 PM

Haseen

Ronald Reagan as that guy that did an upper decker at the party you were hosting, but he bragged about it, it got to you, and he acted all innocent when you told him you *knew* it was him.

10/22/2009 9:45:42 PM

/)ø(/à

Well atleast hes thinking, sorta.

10/23/2009 12:51:15 PM

Pikachukid

And Pikachukid as Joseph. Because interpreting dreams could be a useful ability.

10/23/2009 10:50:42 PM

dr y

If Obama's Jesus, then I'll be the new Mary Magdalene. Hell to the yeah.


10/30/2009 7:09:25 PM

Brandy Bogard

Poe?

12/27/2011 5:09:31 PM
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