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Quote# 66649

Diversity is the most fanatical, intolerant religion that has ever been created.

Martin Luther King is the new John the Baptist
Obama as the new Jesus
Obama's books as the new Scripture
Hitler as the new Satan
Zimbabwe as the new Heaven
White people as the devils
Oppressed people (sexual deviants/non-whites/feminists) as the new angels
Anyone want to add more?

XXL1337Baller, GameFAQs Politics 25 Comments [10/20/2009 11:19:14 PM]
Fundie Index: 26
WTF?! || meh
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#1040235
aaa

In your dreams, kid. Get out of your parents basement and get a job that involves other people.

10/20/2009 11:39:57 PM

#1040236
Nathan the Wise

So fanatical and intolerant that millions of unbelievers have been ruthlessly left alone and not molested at all. The vicious bastards.

10/20/2009 11:41:22 PM

#1040284


Yeah, because white Christian males are the epitome of evolution...[/sarcasm]

10/21/2009 12:46:53 AM

#1040331


And you are the idiot of the village. Please, are you sulking like a baby for being devoid of your old priviledges?

10/21/2009 1:55:23 AM

#1040337
Zipperback

XXL1337Baller is the new Gomer Pyle.

10/21/2009 2:14:46 AM

#1040364
Alcari

XXL1337Baller as the new town fool

10/21/2009 3:05:05 AM

#1040423
ozznova

p. sure no one thinks Zimbabwe is Heaven, let alone the Zimbabweans.

10/21/2009 5:04:43 AM

#1040469
the dog

Black is the new white

Chartreuse should never mix with vermillion

never wear high heels to a concrete pour

Don't take the brown acid

10/21/2009 5:57:49 AM

#1040497
Doctor Fishcake

Kid, stick to video games. Leave the grown-up topics well alone.

10/21/2009 6:24:21 AM

#1040601
Lucilius

Ooo! Ooo! Can I be the new Solomon? I wanna be rich, universally desired and considered wise – and I make just as much sense in that job as the rest of your picks.

10/21/2009 9:09:56 AM

#1040631
Mediancat

Oddly, Hitler fits nicely into the category of "new Satan," considering that the old one didn't actually do a hell of a lot.

Of course, the author probably THOUGHT he wa being ironic. Or something.

10/21/2009 10:18:43 AM

#1040688
IanC

GameFAQs Politics? Lol. Just lol!

10/21/2009 12:55:43 PM

#1040769
Ian1732

Are we sure this isn't sarcasm?

10/21/2009 2:46:09 PM

#1040772
Doubting Thomas

"Anyone want to add more?"

XXL1337Baller is a complete freakin' moron.


10/21/2009 2:56:10 PM

#1040788
Percy Q. Shunn

XXL1337Baller as the new republitard christ-stain.

10/21/2009 3:16:30 PM

#1040957
Paradox

It's funny how, even though he's racist, he still seems to feel that being intolerant is bad and being tolerant is good. Perhaps we are making progress.

10/21/2009 8:56:50 PM

#1040983
M.M.

GameFAQs? Seriously? I don't even know what to say.

10/21/2009 9:32:40 PM

#1041089
WMDKitty

What the shit?

10/22/2009 5:45:10 AM

#1041331
Zeus Almighty

"Anyone want to add more?"

XXL1337Baller as the biggest used douchebag in the universe?

10/22/2009 1:10:10 PM

#1041379
Doubting Thomas

@Zeus Almighty

No, that award went to John Edwards, but that was a few years ago. I don't know who the 2009 recipient is, so it could very well be our friend here.

10/22/2009 3:00:42 PM

#1041487
Haseen

Ronald Reagan as that guy that did an upper decker at the party you were hosting, but he bragged about it, it got to you, and he acted all innocent when you told him you *knew* it was him.

10/22/2009 9:45:42 PM

#1041642
/)ø(/à

Well atleast hes thinking, sorta.

10/23/2009 12:51:15 PM

#1041869
Pikachukid

And Pikachukid as Joseph. Because interpreting dreams could be a useful ability.

10/23/2009 10:50:42 PM

#1046713
dr y

If Obama's Jesus, then I'll be the new Mary Magdalene. Hell to the yeah.


10/30/2009 7:09:25 PM

#1361139
Brandy Bogard

Poe?

12/27/2011 5:09:31 PM
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