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Baring the fact that you are not a Christian, but a satanic homolutheran/Cathylick, you're the last creature on earth to try and deride the T-man! Regarding your ilk, the second class citizen, a.k.a. the woman, God has made it quite clear that
they are put on earth to serve man, period. (1 Corinthians 11:9). Women exist
ONLY to be helpers of men (1 Corinthians 11:7). Women must be respectful and
submissive to their husbands, therefore, NO HEADACHES ON SATURDAY NIGHTS! (1
Peter 3:6 with Genesis 18:12). Women must always obey their husbands (1
Corinthians 14:34; Titus 2:5).

You are to be subject to your husband's, that is if you ever find a man foolish enough to marry you, every command, which may include leather and
rubber products. (Genesis 3:16; Ephesians 5:22, 24; 1 Peter 3:1). You are
NEVER to hold any position in which they govern or supervise men! (Isaiah 3:12).
But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in
silence. (1Timothy 2:9-12 ) EMPHASIS ON THE TERM SILENCE!

In fact, your ONLY hope of Salvation is to become a real deliver in childbearing (1 Timothy 2:14-15). You only have two options here, woman, put up or shut up!

TIC

TIC, The Fighting Fundamental Forums 52 Comments [10/25/2009 9:16:52 PM]
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timjamiller

Yeah. You're married.

Keep wanking. It'll help us reach our goal of you not procreating.

10/25/2009 9:21:47 PM

Her3tiK

Someone's upset he dropped out of high school a virgin...

10/25/2009 9:38:21 PM

WMTimothy

Please tell me this is a poe. Seriously, the "T-man"?

10/25/2009 9:55:08 PM

louislois

Well, someone isn't getting any









FOREVER!

10/25/2009 10:06:28 PM

Evergreen

which may include leather and
rubber products.


Buh? Kink for Jesus?

10/25/2009 10:08:27 PM

agentCDE

Ah, a fellow member of the Eternal Virgins' Club!

10/25/2009 10:41:04 PM

Kat

I second in WMTimothy's hope that this is a poe.

10/25/2009 10:42:34 PM

GodotIsWaiting4U

trollfaec.jpg

10/25/2009 11:02:50 PM

Thejebusfire

"Women must be respectful and
submissive to their husbands,"

That same verse also goes on to say that husbands should love their wives like Christ loves the church.
Of course, fundies usually ignore that part.

10/25/2009 11:03:01 PM

Zen

99% Chance of poe
1% Chance of mental case

10/25/2009 11:37:40 PM

aaa

Most women i know take the third option. They tell you to go fuck yourself.

10/26/2009 12:12:03 AM



So what's the woman supposed do if the man insists on oral or anal sex only, or that she uses birth control?
(also, this has to be a poe, too scary otherwise)

10/26/2009 12:33:34 AM



Did he seriously just use biblical passages to justify a man demanding his wife participate in S and M with rubber and leather?

Clearly TIC has a woman boss at work, and couldn't get laid to save his life.

10/26/2009 12:58:50 AM

Antichrist

Yeah, Christian kink is a site to behold. Not only are there the smug Christian-furry group, but Christian BDSM groups as well. Some even have harems like the old kings (or at least claim to online).
Christians and BDSM Q&A
No pics, but some explanations if you don't believe me.

10/26/2009 1:20:39 AM

Leander

Obvious poe is obvious...

10/26/2009 1:38:48 AM

Clown

Goodness, I hope it's poe. Else, I'll rather believe it's posted from inside the Arkham Assylum.

10/26/2009 2:12:08 AM

Eden

Sounds like he needs a domina to teach him manners ;)

10/26/2009 2:34:05 AM

Mr Blur

Arseholes For Jesus.

Or, I hope, Poe.

10/26/2009 3:28:09 AM

LDM

"Baring the fact that you are not a Christian, but a satanic homolutheran/Cathylick, you're the last creature on earth to try and deride the T-man! Regarding your ilk, the second class citizen, a.k.a. the woman, God has made it quite clear that"

Fuck you.

"they are put on earth to serve man, period. (1 Corinthians 11:9)."

Kiss my ass.

"Women exist
ONLY to be helpers of men (1 Corinthians 11:7)."

Bite me.

"Women must be respectful and
submissive to their husbands, therefore, NO HEADACHES ON SATURDAY NIGHTS! (1
Peter 3:6 with Genesis 18:12)."

Get bent.

" Women must always obey their husbands (1
Corinthians 14:34; Titus 2:5)."

Fix your own damn dinner.

"You are to be subject to your husband's, that is if you ever find a man foolish enough to marry you, every command, which may include leather and
rubber products. (Genesis 3:16; Ephesians 5:22, 24; 1 Peter 3:1)."

Admit it, you're a bad boy and you want me to spank you.

"You are
NEVER to hold any position in which they govern or supervise men! (Isaiah 3:12). "

In your dreams.

"But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in
silence. (1Timothy 2:9-12 ) EMPHASIS ON THE TERM SILENCE!"

LALALALALALALALALALALALALALA.

"In fact, your ONLY hope of Salvation is to become a real deliver in childbearing (1 Timothy 2:14-15)."

I'm a woman, not a clown car.

"You only have two options here, woman, put up or shut up!"

You forgot the third option, find a real man. Or the fourth option, fuck men altogether and either become a lesbian or live single.


10/26/2009 3:34:25 AM

Masker

And yet, muslims are "evil" because they want to keep women in the house, submissive and in silence.

The irony is staggering.

10/26/2009 4:13:52 AM

The L

Given that this idiot uses the Landover Baptist spelling of the word "Catholic," I'm pretty sure this is a Poe. If it isn't, then....damn.

10/26/2009 4:18:12 AM

Mister Spak

"You are to be subject to your husband's, that is if you ever find a man foolish enough to marry you,"

Hopefully she's not foolish enough to marry a man like you.

10/26/2009 5:30:09 AM

Hirsute_Nailbomb

sorry t-man, but citing bible passages to prove the validity of your point isn't going to cut it. try using some facts based in reality. oh, that's right, you can't!

10/26/2009 6:05:01 AM

ec0line

Uh-huh. How's about I plant my fist in your face and send you back to the primitive goatherds who thought any or all of the above sounded like a good idea?

Also: good luck getting any. Ever.

10/26/2009 6:39:48 AM

/)ø(/à

LOL @ LDM

Well said :)

10/26/2009 6:49:40 AM
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