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It's easy to explain why negroes smell so bad.

1) They have larger sweat glands than white people. They sweat more often. Sweat stinks.

2) Melanin also smells bad and since negroes have far more of it then white people, that would also make them smell bad.

3) Lack of bathing habits among the subhuman negroid race.

4) The oily substance on their hair. That also has an offensive odor to white people. If you ever had to check out the hair of the negroid, your hands will be greasy.

Blizzard, Vanguard News Network Forum 21 Comments [10/19/2009 10:00:03 AM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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When was the last time you had a shower?

10/19/2009 10:35:55 AM

Doktor

That is way too easy

10/19/2009 12:11:00 PM



a pure subjective thing?

10/19/2009 12:21:02 PM

Nathan the Wise

Clearasil, dude. Use it.

10/19/2009 1:07:59 PM

Doubting Thomas

Regarding #4, not all black people use Jeri-Curl. And a lot of black men shave their heads.

Frankly, I LOL at the idea that melanin smells bad. Like it's just leaking out of black people. Careful, you might get it on your clothes if you touch a black person.

10/19/2009 2:21:10 PM

Table Rock

If melanin smells bad, then wouldn't people smell gradually worse as they tan? And what about people with freckles? Brown eyes? Moles?

10/19/2009 2:53:35 PM

Davedan

I'm not sure if it is entirely relevant given the topic of this post is smell, but could someone cue the Hot Black Chicks images...please?

10/19/2009 3:02:43 PM

CosmicSaurian

You do realize that women are biologically attracted to certain types of sweat?

10/19/2009 3:20:57 PM

Dr. Novakaine

My guess is that the person who said this is some 400-pound lardass with horrible BO posting from his parents' basement, crying about why his life sucks and blaming it on black people instead of himself.

10/19/2009 3:21:22 PM

Yama the Space Fish.

Isn't this what the Algonquins said about the English?

10/19/2009 3:22:14 PM

Matante

Today's word is "psychosomatic"

10/19/2009 7:03:20 PM

Antichrist

1. I'm actually turned on by the smell of fresh sweat.

2. Melanin has no smell whatsoever.

3. Basic racist tripe

4. Yeah, I don't think so.

10/19/2009 8:34:53 PM

Tolpuddle Martyr

Considering that the author of this comment probably looks like this...



How the hell would you know what another human being smells like, and what on earth does that den in you mothers basement smell like anyway?

On second thoughts, dont answer that!

10/20/2009 5:16:12 AM

Kat

Wait, melanin is what make people smell?

Well all this time I thought dirt, bacteria, and moisture caused it, but according to Blizzard's whiteness, I'm wrong.


Psst, Blizard. I hate to break it to you, but not all dark-skinned people smell. In fact, there were white people I knew of that had a B.O. problem. A few had it because they had a medical issue and were stressed out, others had it due to a lack of proper hygiene.

10/20/2009 2:19:14 PM

Mitch

Actually, most 'black' people I know, smell better than most 'white' people I know.

10/20/2009 3:26:26 PM

Canaduck

...why are you groping the heads of random black people?

10/20/2009 7:46:23 PM

Zeus Almighty

It's easy to explain why rednecks smell so bad.
1) They have less brains than normal people, so there are extra sweat glands in their heads where there should be brains.

2) Marlboro reds smell bad, and since rednecks smoke them constantly it is in their clothing and mouth and even their pores. That would also make them smell bad.

3) Fear of water (hydrophobia maybe?) among the inbred redneck race.

4) The oily substance in their hair. That also has an offensive odor to normal people, probably due to #2 and infrequent washing. If you ever had to check out the mullet of a redneck, your hands will be greasy.

FIXED

10/21/2009 3:58:28 PM

Paradox

Interestingly, I sweat a lot and have problems with body odor. I also have very oily hair. I'm about as white as they come.

10/21/2009 8:59:10 PM

Paradox

"Isn't this what the Algonquins said about the English?"

The Algonquins were right. Most native tribes at the time observed basic personal hygiene, including regular bathing. Europeans of the time did not, they thought bathing was unhealthy. They smelled horrible.

10/21/2009 9:01:05 PM

Zits


FIXED!

10/23/2009 5:29:55 PM



Black people do not smell any different than white people, and they don't have oily hair, dumbass, though their hair can be really dry sometimes so they may treat it with certain oils. You would know this if you'd ever actually been around a black person before.

10/29/2009 5:49:26 PM
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