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I need Christian Advice?
Ok short and simple my church are scared of me that the devil is duplicating one of my gifts? ( its been said that i have some thing GREAT to do in my life) and he is changing it and if it continues i will develop sorta like phycic energy moving things and that this is one of those times where you can go either path good or bad where do i go?

Doctor D, Yahoo! Answers UK 61 Comments [10/24/2009 12:33:36 AM]
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Submitted By: Fompili
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It's ok, I'm scared of you too.

10/24/2009 12:35:11 AM

Wehpudicabok

Go bad, dude! Duh.

10/24/2009 12:39:10 AM

PhoenixUltima

Submit to the Dark Side! Your hatred will make you strong.

10/24/2009 12:46:03 AM

DRoseDARs

1. Psychic church-scaring powers
2. ???
3. PROFIT!!!

10/24/2009 12:54:49 AM

HazelHolly

Come to the Dark Side! We have cookies!

10/24/2009 12:57:02 AM

Antichrist

Wouldn't a standard exorcism be in order here?


10/24/2009 1:06:42 AM

Philip from Australia

My suggestions -

1) Get the ability to move things psychically.
2) Do the JREF's Million Dollar Challenge.
3) Go on the talk circuits.
4) Profit.

OR

1) shut up.
2) Go to point 1.

10/24/2009 1:09:17 AM

Nathan the Wise

Straight to the loony bin.

10/24/2009 1:44:27 AM

Scorpius

The Dark Side dude,we have cookies!Chocolate chocolate chip.

10/24/2009 2:08:26 AM

GodotIsWaiting4U

I...what, exactly, is your question?

10/24/2009 2:09:00 AM

Martha Jones

Do you know a Carrie White, by any chance?

10/24/2009 2:13:07 AM

AXavierB

I'm confused. Are you saying you DON'T want the power of psychokinesis? Think of the useful applications.

10/24/2009 2:54:54 AM

nutbunny

This sounds like INFAMOUS.

10/24/2009 3:11:14 AM

heather

Er....to a psychiatrist?

10/24/2009 3:57:53 AM



You ARE Magneto.

10/24/2009 4:21:00 AM



I'll ask your church if you have taken your meds, as usual.

10/24/2009 4:23:42 AM

Yla

Poe.

"phycic energy moving things" i.e. telekinesis?
Poe.

"either path good or bad where do i go?"
Poe. Poe.
Srsly, asking whether he should consciously follow the devil? Not even a lunatic can be that idiotic!

10/24/2009 4:28:35 AM

Mr Blur

Go to the nearest psychiatrist.

10/24/2009 4:44:32 AM

Grigori Yefimovich

I haven't a clue where you should go, but it's closing time in this here pub. Out!

10/24/2009 4:49:33 AM

Caretaker

Ok short and simple my church are scared of me that the devil is duplicating one of my gifts? ( its been said that i have some thing GREAT to do in my life)

Huh. So the devil is trying to copy your gift for science so he can get the credit for curing cancer?

No?

Something about psychokinesis?

Then shut the fuck up about the GREAT things ahead of you. If you were to develop psychokinesis, that'd be pretty fucking humankind-changing. Maybe THAT'S the great thing ahead of you.

'Cause from what you've written, you're either a Poe, a complete imbecile or a fucking lunatic. The only great thing ahead of you is a great nationwide facepalm.

10/24/2009 5:23:39 AM

Dark_Lord_Prime

"...this is one of those times where you can go either path good or bad where do i go?"

Back to school. Try paying attention in English class this time.

10/24/2009 6:01:59 AM

The Jamo

I need Christian Advice?

No, you don't.

10/24/2009 6:04:54 AM

Table Rock

It's not spelled phycic. It's spelled psychotic. You need psychiatric advice.

10/24/2009 6:46:52 AM

Canadiest

Are you sure you're in a church and not an institution? Because one crazy person is one thing but all of you?

10/24/2009 6:58:48 AM

Godbuster

I think you're special for believing that...

"always wearing a helmet" special.

10/24/2009 7:27:35 AM
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