I need Christian Advice?
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Poe.
"phycic energy moving things" i.e. telekinesis?
"either path good or bad where do i go?"
Ok short and simple my church are scared of me that the devil is duplicating one of my gifts? ( its been said that i have some thing GREAT to do in my life)
Huh. So the devil is trying to copy your gift for science so he can get the credit for curing cancer?
No?
Something about psychokinesis?
Then shut the fuck up about the GREAT things ahead of you. If you were to develop psychokinesis, that'd be pretty fucking humankind-changing. Maybe THAT'S the great thing ahead of you.
'Cause from what you've written, you're either a Poe, a complete imbecile or a fucking lunatic. The only great thing ahead of you is a great nationwide facepalm.
I need Christian Advice?
No, you don't.
"I need Christian Advice?
The nearest psych ward is a good bet.
its been said that i have some thing GREAT to do in my life
Yeah, you're gonna stop working in the fish & chips shop and get a real job, like fork-lift operator or cable installer!
What language is that? It looks like English, but it makes no sense.
The devil is copying you? Why? How?
The path is seldom as simple as that, dear. The fork in the road often have several tines and none of them are labeled Good or Bad.
"my church are scared of me that the devil is duplicating one of my gifts? ( its been said that i have some thing GREAT to do in my life) and he is changing it and if it continues i will develop sorta like phycic energy moving things and that this is one of those times where you can go either path good or bad where do i go?"
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"I need Christian Advice? "
God loves you, but if you don't praise him enough he'll send you to hell anyway.
That's pretty much what all Christian advice comes down to.
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