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Do u know that on October 31 is when MArtin Luther king changed from beeing catholic and became reborn in Christ. But of course that day has been replaced by Halloween and nobody relizes that.


JesusFreak92, Rapture Ready 61 Comments [10/24/2009 12:34:31 AM]
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Paschal Wagner

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Martin Luther =/= Martin Luther King.

10/24/2009 12:50:24 AM

Eden

Martin Luther King eh?
That leads me to suspect that JesusFreak also believes thatMartin Luther, the founder of Lutheranism (which very probably is the person JesusFreak really means) wasn´t a german, but an american ;)

10/24/2009 12:56:31 AM

Antichrist



Although I'll give RR cudo's for not grabbing this and running with it.

10/24/2009 1:15:07 AM



> Do u know that on October 31 is when MArtin Luther king changed from beeing catholic and became reborn in Christ.

No, but I knew Martin Luther had already long since made up his mind that day and merely announced the fact by nailing his theses on a church door in Wittenberg, Germany. 95 theses. That's a lot of premeditation, don't you think?

And I'm pretty sure Halloween was celebrated before that. And for some reason, Churches wanted to still call it "all hallows eve" instead of "the day when the German provocateur vandalised a church door".

10/24/2009 1:29:59 AM

SleepNeed

Wow...That's pretty bad, you don't even know one of the biggest figures in your religion's history.

10/24/2009 1:42:52 AM

Nathan the Wise

Please learn to distinguish between Martins. Martin Luther was the one who wanted to kill all the Jews when they (amazingly) rejected his new Christianity just as they had rejected the old one.

Martin Luther King, Jr., wasn't.

10/24/2009 1:42:56 AM



Yeah, its not like All Hallow's Eve goes back flippin' centuries, or anything, is it.

10/24/2009 1:49:27 AM

GodotIsWaiting4U

You're thinking of Martin Luther, famed Protestant Reformation agitator and anti-Semite.

10/24/2009 2:10:07 AM



Do you know that Halloween was a Celtic Pagan festivity christianised when Martin Luther King's Great great great grand parents were born?. Or that Martin Luther King never was Catholic in the first place?

10/24/2009 2:48:21 AM

nutbunny

I enjoy the idea of Halloween a lot more than being
reborn in the folds of Christ. Sorry, i just don't care about Mr. Kings rebirth.

10/24/2009 3:09:29 AM

mika

And then he gave his "I have dream" speech on the steps of the church in Wittenberg

10/24/2009 4:08:50 AM

WMDKitty

LRN2HISTRY!

10/24/2009 4:10:04 AM

loser_sneeze

wait...what?

10/24/2009 5:02:59 AM

Zodiac

...but Halloween existed as Samhain way before that.

And I didn't know about the Martin Luther thing either. Thanks for that piece of history, people!

10/24/2009 5:33:27 AM

arcturus

How to celebrate halloween:

1) go to butcher, get some pigs eyes
2) coat them in chocolate
3) wait for the little fuckers to knock on your door


10/24/2009 5:52:27 AM

Doubting Thomas

I'm pretty sure that Halloween existed long before MLK. And I don't think he was ever Catholic.

Ahh, you mean Martin Luther? I'm pretty sure that Halloween didn't just come along to take over that date. IIRC pagans had been celebrating the date for centuries.

10/24/2009 6:32:27 AM

Canadiest

I've been waiting for a Hallooween smear for weeks and while I expected it to be bullshit I never thought MLK would be in it

10/24/2009 6:55:43 AM

Kat

Please let this be a poe/troll on this post or God help wherever JesusFreak92 comes from.

This statement is so full of FAIL.

10/24/2009 7:06:33 AM

aaa

Kid, halloween has been around a lot longer than that.

10/24/2009 7:41:56 AM

Horsefeathers

"Do u know that on October 31 is when MArtin Luther king changed from beeing catholic and became reborn in Christ."

Wrong Luther, moron.

"But of course that day has been replaced by Halloween and nobody relizes that."

The traditions of Halloween long predate Luther.

10/24/2009 7:45:52 AM

Leliel

Your history is about 450 years off.

And, uh, a surname.

10/24/2009 7:56:23 AM

Anon-e-moose

"Do u know that on October 31 is when MArtin Luther king changed from beeing catholic and became reborn in Christ. But of course that day has been replaced by Halloween and nobody relizes that."

And this, children, is what happens when you allow yourself to be, as we call it, 'hoemskuled'. As in not having a proper education, unlike you are having here & now. The kind of thing you get when you have stupid parents who still believe in 'invisible friends'.

Now let's all point and laugh at the silly little boy who doesn't know his history - unlike you who do - as he wallows in the pit of his own FAIL, who'll only be able to work at McDonald's, Burger King etc, while you go on to be lawyers, doctors, scientists...

...and history scholars and professors.

10/24/2009 8:50:41 AM

The FBI is controlling your thoughts via your toaster

Yeah, Martin Luther King who hammered his 95 theses to the Edmund Pettus Bridge...oh wait.

10/24/2009 9:14:51 AM



Do u know that on October 31 is when MArtin Luther king changed from beeing catholic and became reborn in Christ. But of course that day has been replaced by Halloween and nobody relizes that.




10/24/2009 9:27:15 AM

Headache

Halloween is an American holiday, not celebrated around the world.

And Martin Luther King did not live in Germany n the 1500's, but I'm sure you are homeskuled so...

10/24/2009 9:50:51 AM
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