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#1041905
PhoenixUltima
I'd say it's more suggestive of a love of poetry journals and Evanescence. Or, you know, a love of the color black.
10/24/2009 12:43:56 AM
#1041908
Paschal Wagner
And preachers wear black because...?
10/24/2009 12:47:13 AM
#1041925
Count Zapolai
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Bartolomedelascasas.jpg
Ahem
10/24/2009 12:59:50 AM
#1041941
...says the guy who poses in one of his own damn photographs in black clothing.
10/24/2009 1:24:20 AM
#1041955
name
Or it means they're a nun.
10/24/2009 1:32:36 AM
#1041960
Nathan the Wise
... or a fan of the New Zealand rugby team ...
10/24/2009 1:39:25 AM
#1041983
What about adults who wear all black?
10/24/2009 2:07:29 AM
#1041993
GodotIsWaiting4U
Or you could just take the Ian Malcom approach to fashion, namely "my wardrobe's black because black's easy to wash and no matter what clothes I choose, they match".
10/24/2009 2:11:54 AM
#1042009
Woody
Wow, even colours can be sinful now!
10/24/2009 2:28:18 AM
#1042011
Dexter
... or maybe a chimney sweeper ...
10/24/2009 2:32:40 AM
#1042032
AXavierB
"Wearing all black as a teenager is suggestive of anti-Christian beliefs."
... Or maybe some people are just fond of black?
10/24/2009 2:51:00 AM
#1042045
nutbunny
I wear black because it's slimming.
AND, I am quite sure that you do get emo-goth christians too.
10/24/2009 3:05:26 AM
#1042046
apenpaap
Well, there's another reason to wear more black then.
10/24/2009 3:05:34 AM
#1042073
Or it hides all kinds of spills and stains, so, it's, you know, PRACTICAL for those of us who're clumsy eaters.
And black is fucking classy -- goes with everything.
ETA: Whoops, that was me, WMDKitty.
10/24/2009 4:11:52 AM
#1042078
I'm telling you -- Andy Schlafly is the ultimate Poe. In 5 years when he reveals himself, remember I called it!
10/24/2009 4:16:05 AM
#1042084
That's why nobody takes your "encyclopedia" seriously outside the Christian white straight male circles.
10/24/2009 4:21:48 AM
#1042089
Philbert McAdamia
but am not going to play dumb amid liberal denial by others.
Come on, Andy, you're not really playing, are you?
10/24/2009 4:25:35 AM
#1042120
The L
I knew lots of Christian goths in high school. I call bullshit.
Some days I wear black. Some days I don't. Does that mean I waver between evil and not-evil? What about ladies who wear the "little black dress" at a fancy party? Is that anti-Christian? It's all black! What if the teen is wearing all black because they're playing a Puritan settler in a school play? For that matter, what about all those Puritan teenagers 300 years ago?
10/24/2009 5:22:36 AM
#1042126
Caretaker
@ GodotIsWaiting4U - Malcolm reference = win.
Seriously, though, has nobody told Andy that black is slimming? Or that Little Black Dresses are timeless classics for a completely non-evil reason? Or that it's practical, unlike white which would be stained within ten minutes of putting it on?
Not to mention the eight billion examples given so far, such as preachers and vicars. Though I suspect nuns and priests simply prove that Black Clothing = Evil, considering they're Satanic Catholics and all.
I swear, this fucker boggles the mind every time he gets quoted here.
10/24/2009 5:28:44 AM
#1042127
szena
Or maybe it's suggestive of being part of the drama tech crew, or a music group. Or maybe simply liking black.
10/24/2009 5:29:19 AM
#1042134
Maybe they're just in stage crew.
10/24/2009 5:37:53 AM
#1042148
arcturus
10/24/2009 5:47:51 AM
#1042155
Dark_Lord_Prime
As mentioned, both priests and nuns wear (almost) all black, but...aren't most bibles "clothed" in black covers?
OMG! Teh bibble is teh EVIL!!
(*snicker*)
10/24/2009 5:55:02 AM
#1042187
Table Rock
Or they're Amish or an Hasidic Jew.
Maybe they are going to a funeral.
10/24/2009 6:40:17 AM
#1042193
Canadiest
Anyone got Johnny Cash's 'Mam in Black" lyrics handy? He was a real Christian to his dying day, one of the good ones
10/24/2009 6:51:41 AM
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