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I'd say it's more suggestive of a love of poetry journals and Evanescence. Or, you know, a love of the color black.
10/24/2009 12:43:56 AM
And preachers wear black because...?
10/24/2009 12:47:13 AM
10/24/2009 12:59:50 AM
...says the guy who poses in one of his own damn photographs in black clothing.
10/24/2009 1:24:20 AM
Or it means they're a nun.
10/24/2009 1:32:36 AM
Nathan the Wise
... or a fan of the New Zealand rugby team ...
10/24/2009 1:39:25 AM
What about adults who wear all black?
10/24/2009 2:07:29 AM
Or you could just take the Ian Malcom approach to fashion, namely "my wardrobe's black because black's easy to wash and no matter what clothes I choose, they match".
10/24/2009 2:11:54 AM
Wow, even colours can be sinful now!
10/24/2009 2:28:18 AM
... or maybe a chimney sweeper ...
10/24/2009 2:32:40 AM
"Wearing all black as a teenager is suggestive of anti-Christian beliefs."
... Or maybe some people are just fond of black?
10/24/2009 2:51:00 AM
I wear black because it's slimming.
AND, I am quite sure that you do get emo-goth christians too.
10/24/2009 3:05:26 AM
Well, there's another reason to wear more black then.
10/24/2009 3:05:34 AM
Or it hides all kinds of spills and stains, so, it's, you know, PRACTICAL for those of us who're clumsy eaters.
And black is fucking classy -- goes with everything.
ETA: Whoops, that was me, WMDKitty.
10/24/2009 4:11:52 AM
I'm telling you -- Andy Schlafly is the ultimate Poe. In 5 years when he reveals himself, remember I called it!
10/24/2009 4:16:05 AM
That's why nobody takes your "encyclopedia" seriously outside the Christian white straight male circles.
10/24/2009 4:21:48 AM
but am not going to play dumb amid liberal denial by others.
Come on, Andy, you're not really playing, are you?
10/24/2009 4:25:35 AM
I knew lots of Christian goths in high school. I call bullshit.
Some days I wear black. Some days I don't. Does that mean I waver between evil and not-evil? What about ladies who wear the "little black dress" at a fancy party? Is that anti-Christian? It's all black! What if the teen is wearing all black because they're playing a Puritan settler in a school play? For that matter, what about all those Puritan teenagers 300 years ago?
10/24/2009 5:22:36 AM
@ GodotIsWaiting4U - Malcolm reference = win.
Seriously, though, has nobody told Andy that black is slimming? Or that Little Black Dresses are timeless classics for a completely non-evil reason? Or that it's practical, unlike white which would be stained within ten minutes of putting it on?
Not to mention the eight billion examples given so far, such as preachers and vicars. Though I suspect nuns and priests simply prove that Black Clothing = Evil, considering they're Satanic Catholics and all.
I swear, this fucker boggles the mind every time he gets quoted here.
10/24/2009 5:28:44 AM
Or maybe it's suggestive of being part of the drama tech crew, or a music group. Or maybe simply liking black.
10/24/2009 5:29:19 AM
Maybe they're just in stage crew.
10/24/2009 5:37:53 AM
10/24/2009 5:47:51 AM
As mentioned, both priests and nuns wear (almost) all black, but...aren't most bibles "clothed" in black covers?
OMG! Teh bibble is teh EVIL!!
10/24/2009 5:55:02 AM
Or they're Amish or an Hasidic Jew.
Maybe they are going to a funeral.
10/24/2009 6:40:17 AM
Anyone got Johnny Cash's 'Mam in Black" lyrics handy? He was a real Christian to his dying day, one of the good ones
10/24/2009 6:51:41 AM
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