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When I witness to teens and kids I ask them if they want to be like everyone else at school and most say no so then I reply your a rebel? well not always and I then tell them ya want to stand out be differnt and be a rebel the best way is to be a christian then you will find out who your true friends really are... and then I let them know Christ loves everyone He even loved Hitler and if Hitler had repented and accepted christ even after killing all the jews he would be taken to heaven

Pendragon, Rapture Ready 73 Comments [10/24/2009 8:00:50 PM]
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Submitted By: Skeptic Pete
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#1042640
Zoo

Or you can become an atheist and find out who was your friend just because you were both Christians. And, at least in the US, being a Christian is -not- a way to be different.

10/24/2009 8:03:29 PM
#1042641
dpareja

Ah, yes, the Constantine solution. Don't repent until you're on your deathbed, then it doesn't matter what you did before that.

10/24/2009 8:03:42 PM
#1042644
Eden

With other words:
Be an asshole (and maybe murder or other criminal) through your life and accept Jesus shortly before you die and you get to heaven.

Be a nice and peaceful person who throughout his/her life always tried to help others, but die without accepting Jesus (maybe even because you never heard of him) and you go straight to hell.

Sounds like hell is a place where you could usually find nicer people than in heaven ;)

10/24/2009 8:08:47 PM
#1042645
Rattie Mattie

I'm sorry, Jesus! I didn't MEAN to kill all those Jews! I totally forgot YOU WERE A JEW!

Oh, all is forgiven? Genocide lulz, right? Awesome.

10/24/2009 8:08:49 PM
#1042655
Thejebusfire

This is why I have problems believing in the christian god.

10/24/2009 8:40:23 PM
#1042657
Philbert McAdamia

@ Thejebusfire
This is why I have problems believing in the christian god.

You mean you only have the one reason?


> He even loved Hitler and if Hitler had repented and accepted christ even after killing all the jews he would be taken to heaven <

WTF is it with Hitler all the time? And I think some of these guys mean especially instead of even.

> be differnt and be a rebel the best way is to be a christian <

But...isn't that the way to be "sheep"? Ya know, join the "flock" and all that.

10/24/2009 8:48:19 PM
#1042659
Wehpudicabok

"ya want to stand out be differnt and be a rebel the best way is to be a christian"

Yeah, nothing says rebel like joining the majority!

10/24/2009 8:49:37 PM
#1042672
werewolf

If only Pendragon would learn the proper use of punctuation marks, I wouldn't be confused about the point he's trying to convey.

Is he advocating rebellion against Christianity?

10/24/2009 9:21:47 PM
#1042684
Her3tiK

Does this guy even realize that "Christian rebels" get the most shit from actual rebels? Especially if they try to proselytize. I've never seen anyone get yelled at as much as someone who says "Jesus loves you" in the midst of a counter-culture crowd. It's like begging to have the stupid beat out of you.

10/24/2009 9:55:39 PM
#1042687
M.M.

if Hitler had repented and accepted christ even after killing all the jews he would be taken to heaven

No. Just, no.

Also, does this count as a Godwin?

10/24/2009 10:10:57 PM
#1042693
Infidel

By that logic your 10 commandments and your "morals" are completely inert. Therefore, you can commit any heinous act so long as you say "sorry god, i was just fucking around" before you die? I cannot even begin to fathom.... fuck it i give up, just please don't reproduce.

10/24/2009 10:36:25 PM
#1042696
Musicalbookworm

Does anyone actually fall for that stupid rebel line.

The fact that your sky daddy would forgive Hitler does not win any points with me.

10/24/2009 10:49:14 PM
#1042706
Orion

"He even loved Hitler and if Hitler had repented and accepted christ even after killing all the jews he would be taken to heaven"

Is he implying that the youth of today is as bad as Hitler?

10/24/2009 11:30:40 PM
#1042709
evilred

And people wonder why I'm an atheist??

10/24/2009 11:42:11 PM
#1042716
lupinella

Couldn't get past 'your a rebel' - your WHAT is a rebel?

10/25/2009 12:39:43 AM
#1042722
aaa

Because yes, you can do genocide and still go to heaven. As long as you aren't gay.

10/25/2009 1:06:41 AM
#1042724
John_in_Oz

Yep, your God and Hitler, great mates, great mates.

10/25/2009 1:21:00 AM
#1042728
Semi-Christian

Two questions that need answering:
How does being Christian make you a rebel? Being a rebel is about breaking rules, not being different. (I though Disney explained this crap)
Why does God care more about someone repenting, rather than someone who tries to do good simply because it is right?
"Christ loves everyone" if he does he must be a fucking sadist or something because he is absolutely shit at showing his love with such asinine rules.

10/25/2009 1:44:47 AM
#1042729
Dark_Lord_Prime

"[A]nd then I let them know Christ loves everyone[;] He even loved Hitler[,] and if Hitler had repented and accepted [C]hrist[,] even after killing all the [J]ews[,] he would be taken to heaven[.]"

Except that Hitler was already a Christian, you fucking moron. He believed it was God's will that he should exterminate all the Jews.


(note: sorry, but I simply had to make those corrections in square brackets. :P)


10/25/2009 2:03:40 AM
#1042736
Clown

And that's a problem with your religion, right there! It says that you stand out and that you are rebels, but majority of people are of your religion. And everybody can take the easy way out, whenever he wants.

10/25/2009 2:37:56 AM
#1042739
HoJuSimpson

I see. Riddle me this: what did Hitler do that god didn't do?

Don't worry, I'll wait.

10/25/2009 2:50:46 AM
#1042740
LDM

Since you're witnessing to minors, are you getting their parents' permission to do so first?


10/25/2009 2:52:44 AM
#1042742


> He even loved Hitler and if Hitler had repented and accepted christ even after killing all the jews he would be taken to heaven

But he was a good Christian and honestly thought it was his divine calling to exterminate Jews! So up in the heavens he is!

10/25/2009 2:55:38 AM
#1042746
Deep Search

"your a rebel"

Is that like how Sarah Palin was a "maverick?"

"He even loved Hitler and if Hitler had repented and accepted christ even after killing all the jews he would be taken to heaven"

If someone actually said that to me I'd probably just stand there with my mouth open, because words would fail me.

10/25/2009 3:11:23 AM
#1042748
Quantum Mechanic

Gott mit uns, idiot.

10/25/2009 3:21:41 AM
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