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Can I help it if I have kept all the virtues I got from Christianity that make me so superior to the rest of you?

Jack Musser, http://groups.yahoo.com/group/atheistvschristian/ 64 Comments [10/25/2009 9:19:31 PM]
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#1043072
Funkopolis

Like humility

10/25/2009 9:31:24 PM

#1043074
campbunny

Unquestionably poe.

10/25/2009 9:34:17 PM

#1043115
Undecided

If it is a poe, then it is an unquestionably succinct one.

10/25/2009 10:21:39 PM

#1043118
Fanatic-Templar

Oh come on. This is such ridiculously mild trash-talk by the standards of the internet.

By which, I mean that this doesn't qualify as much of a fundie comment.

10/25/2009 10:23:47 PM

#1043124


Well being a superior douchebag isn't really a good thing.

10/25/2009 10:32:33 PM

#1043127
Kat

Oh how I hope it's a poe or troll because if Jack Musser is real, he has only succeeded in making Christians look like even bigger jacka**es.

10/25/2009 10:34:58 PM

#1043153
GodotIsWaiting4U

"I don't THINK I'm more awesome than you; I just AM."

10/25/2009 11:08:14 PM

#1043156
louislois

"Blessed are the humble in spirit. For theirs is the Kingdom of heaven"

I'm betting your lord Jebus has a special place in hell for you.

10/25/2009 11:18:36 PM

#1043164
aaa

If smugness was an olympic sport, you would win it.

10/25/2009 11:39:05 PM

#1043165
Nowonmai

And what does your religion say about 'Pride'?

10/25/2009 11:40:29 PM

#1043197
HoJuSimpson

Yeah pretty obvious troll...

10/26/2009 12:58:44 AM

#1043207
atrasicarius

You mean like humility and meekness?

10/26/2009 1:12:34 AM

#1043212
Higgs Boson

Probably poe, but this is not far off what many religious folk believe (although they simultaneously try to impress you by engaging in that ridiculous verbal self-flagellation, "Oh, I'm such a filthy sinner! I deserve to be tortured for eternity after death! How very moral I am for making these statements!")

This is clearly part of the attraction of religion for many people: it makes them feel morally superior. But as soon as you start feeling like you are inherently morally superior to others, you by definition consider others to be unequal to you... and so the bigotry and hatred begin.

10/26/2009 1:20:48 AM

#1043216
Antichrist

Standard fundie attitude.

10/26/2009 1:30:43 AM

#1043221
Clown

Standard fundie attitude or poe? Mayhaps we'll never know...

10/26/2009 2:08:21 AM

#1043236
LDM

Yeah, keep telling yourself that.

10/26/2009 3:09:10 AM

#1043250
Einherjar

CAn I help it if I think Jack Musser is a douchebag?

10/26/2009 4:01:09 AM

#1043254
The L

Psst...Jack? You're missing "humility."

10/26/2009 4:09:01 AM

#1043275


I laughed...

10/26/2009 4:33:38 AM

#1043286
Hirsute_Nailbomb

yeah, because, you know, thinking you're superior than others is the greatest virtue of all.

10/26/2009 5:22:28 AM

#1043293
Mister Spak

Cat I help it that the virtues I get from islam make me so superior to you infidels?

10/26/2009 5:26:16 AM

#1043298
JSS

Pride's been switched to a virtue now?

10/26/2009 5:31:05 AM

#1043311


make me so superior to the rest of you

Only in your mind asshole. The rest of society doesn't have to agree.

10/26/2009 5:51:22 AM

#1043313
MDB

Luke 14:8-11 (KJV)

8 When thou art bidden of any man to a wedding, sit not down in the highest room; lest a more honourable man than thou be bidden of him; 9 And he that bade thee and him come and say to thee, Give this man place; and thou begin with shame to take the lowest room. 10 But when thou art bidden, go and sit down in the lowest room; that when he that bade thee cometh, he may say unto thee, Friend, go up higher: then shalt thou have worship in the presence of them that sit at meat with thee. 11 For whosoever exalteth himself shall be abased; and he that humbleth himself shall be exalted.

Looks like you missed at least one virtue.

10/26/2009 5:55:30 AM

#1043322
Max

Can I help it if I have kept all the virtues I got from Christianity that make me so superior to the rest of you?

Except me of course.

10/26/2009 6:03:36 AM
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