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Can I help it if I have kept all the virtues I got from Christianity that make me so superior to the rest of you?

Jack Musser, http://groups.yahoo.com/group/atheistvschristian/ 64 Comments [10/25/2009 9:19:31 PM]
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Funkopolis

Like humility

10/25/2009 9:31:24 PM

campbunny

Unquestionably poe.

10/25/2009 9:34:17 PM

Undecided

If it is a poe, then it is an unquestionably succinct one.

10/25/2009 10:21:39 PM

Fanatic-Templar

Oh come on. This is such ridiculously mild trash-talk by the standards of the internet.

By which, I mean that this doesn't qualify as much of a fundie comment.

10/25/2009 10:23:47 PM



Well being a superior douchebag isn't really a good thing.

10/25/2009 10:32:33 PM

Kat

Oh how I hope it's a poe or troll because if Jack Musser is real, he has only succeeded in making Christians look like even bigger jacka**es.

10/25/2009 10:34:58 PM

GodotIsWaiting4U

"I don't THINK I'm more awesome than you; I just AM."

10/25/2009 11:08:14 PM

louislois

"Blessed are the humble in spirit. For theirs is the Kingdom of heaven"

I'm betting your lord Jebus has a special place in hell for you.

10/25/2009 11:18:36 PM

aaa

If smugness was an olympic sport, you would win it.

10/25/2009 11:39:05 PM

Nowonmai

And what does your religion say about 'Pride'?

10/25/2009 11:40:29 PM

HoJuSimpson

Yeah pretty obvious troll...

10/26/2009 12:58:44 AM

atrasicarius

You mean like humility and meekness?

10/26/2009 1:12:34 AM

Higgs Boson

Probably poe, but this is not far off what many religious folk believe (although they simultaneously try to impress you by engaging in that ridiculous verbal self-flagellation, "Oh, I'm such a filthy sinner! I deserve to be tortured for eternity after death! How very moral I am for making these statements!")

This is clearly part of the attraction of religion for many people: it makes them feel morally superior. But as soon as you start feeling like you are inherently morally superior to others, you by definition consider others to be unequal to you... and so the bigotry and hatred begin.

10/26/2009 1:20:48 AM

Antichrist

Standard fundie attitude.

10/26/2009 1:30:43 AM

Clown

Standard fundie attitude or poe? Mayhaps we'll never know...

10/26/2009 2:08:21 AM

LDM

Yeah, keep telling yourself that.

10/26/2009 3:09:10 AM

Einherjar

CAn I help it if I think Jack Musser is a douchebag?

10/26/2009 4:01:09 AM

The L

Psst...Jack? You're missing "humility."

10/26/2009 4:09:01 AM



I laughed...

10/26/2009 4:33:38 AM

Hirsute_Nailbomb

yeah, because, you know, thinking you're superior than others is the greatest virtue of all.

10/26/2009 5:22:28 AM

Mister Spak

Cat I help it that the virtues I get from islam make me so superior to you infidels?

10/26/2009 5:26:16 AM

JSS

Pride's been switched to a virtue now?

10/26/2009 5:31:05 AM



make me so superior to the rest of you

Only in your mind asshole. The rest of society doesn't have to agree.

10/26/2009 5:51:22 AM

MDB

Luke 14:8-11 (KJV)

8 When thou art bidden of any man to a wedding, sit not down in the highest room; lest a more honourable man than thou be bidden of him; 9 And he that bade thee and him come and say to thee, Give this man place; and thou begin with shame to take the lowest room. 10 But when thou art bidden, go and sit down in the lowest room; that when he that bade thee cometh, he may say unto thee, Friend, go up higher: then shalt thou have worship in the presence of them that sit at meat with thee. 11 For whosoever exalteth himself shall be abased; and he that humbleth himself shall be exalted.

Looks like you missed at least one virtue.

10/26/2009 5:55:30 AM

Max

Can I help it if I have kept all the virtues I got from Christianity that make me so superior to the rest of you?

Except me of course.

10/26/2009 6:03:36 AM
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