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Quote# 66708

"WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED IN 58AD?"

Once again, Nero persecuted the Christians for turning the world upside down --- as in 'reversing its poles.'

In AD57, [what is now called] Antarctica was at the top of the world --- due North.

In AD58, [what is now called] Antarctica was at the bottom of the world --- due South.

Nero used that as an excuse to persecute the Christians.

Is there any way I can make this any simpler for you?

AV1611VET, Christianforums.com 131 Comments [10/20/2009 11:35:07 PM]
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Submitted By: Master jarhead
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#1040239
SurfinSeaOtter

By citing your sources


*Edit: I missed AV, I thought he got raptured :)

10/20/2009 11:43:34 PM
#1040242
dpareja

I don't like word salad at this hour.

10/20/2009 11:46:50 PM
#1040243
ArchGrammarian

Wow, a basic history AND science fail in one package; impressive, but not altogether insurmountable for AV1611VET and his fellow fundy fucktards to trump in the future.

10/20/2009 11:48:35 PM
#1040247
solomongrundy

As there's no record of the existence of magnetic compasses in Europe until 1190 CE how did Nero tell?

10/20/2009 11:50:29 PM
#1040249
Clown

OMG, is he for real? No one can be that stupid. Please?

10/20/2009 11:50:51 PM
#1040252
Jack Bauer

@ Clown

Alas - this is AV1611VET, a distilled refinement of all that is stupid - this one even outdoes Carico. His statements flow as the wind from Satan's bottom.

10/20/2009 11:53:21 PM
#1040262
aaa

AV has become even crazier? I didn't even know that was even possible.

10/21/2009 12:07:15 AM
#1040266
Ajax

Right because we had the technology back then to tell if the poles had reversed.

10/21/2009 12:14:14 AM
#1040277
Dexter

Huhm? What is this git talking about?

10/21/2009 12:33:31 AM
#1040278
atrasicarius

what is this i dont even

10/21/2009 12:38:57 AM
#1040287
Mrs. Antichrist

The bar for over-the-top literalism has been raised today.

10/21/2009 1:00:48 AM
#1040288
Night Jaguar

???

10/21/2009 1:01:08 AM
#1040290
Orion

"In AD57, [what is now called] Antarctica was at the top of the world --- due North.

In AD58, [what is now called] Antarctica was at the bottom of the world --- due South."

The continent at the south pole is called Antarctica, not the pole itself dimwit. Even if the poles switched the areas would still be called Antarctica and the Arctic circle.

10/21/2009 1:01:36 AM
#1040298


When it makes a little sense, we'll answer you.

10/21/2009 1:13:40 AM
#1040315
EllwyenDarwin

What?!

10/21/2009 1:34:30 AM
#1040336
WMDKitty

What... the fuck?

10/21/2009 2:13:46 AM
#1040348
Godbuster

He's referring to the switch that the "magnetic" poles do every couple of thousands of years.

... Antarctica is not a magnetic pole, you stupid dipshit.

It's like he breathes fail.

10/21/2009 2:34:46 AM
#1040360
agentCDE

...whaaaaaaaat?

10/21/2009 2:53:45 AM
#1040366
the dog

WTF?

10/21/2009 3:12:57 AM
#1040369
the dog

from Cosmos magazine

"Current records suggest that we are long overdue for our next reversal, he said. "On average, there is a reversal around every 400,000 years, but this varies a lot." The geological record suggests that the last reversal was around 800,000 years ago.

Furthermore, there is already evidence to show that the field has been weakening over the last few centuries – some archaeological remains suggest that the field was far stronger in the time of the Roman Empire, some 2,000 years ago."

So that is a TOTAL FAIL for AV1611VET

10/21/2009 3:16:44 AM
#1040377
Mr Blur

No, you're about as simple as it gets.

10/21/2009 3:29:49 AM
#1040385
nintendofreakgcn

Okay, I somehow knew that this was AV1611VET before I even read the name. I have officially been reading this site for too long.

10/21/2009 3:47:25 AM
#1040394
Percy Q. Shunn

Poor, poor christ-stains.

Always being persecuted.

10/21/2009 4:12:53 AM
#1040397
El Zorro

Meh, AV probably just say shit like this to rile people up. He's bonkers alright, but sometimes it makes you wonder if he really belives what he says.

10/21/2009 4:18:18 AM
#1040406
Mister Spak

Is there any way you could be stupider?

10/21/2009 4:51:44 AM
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