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"WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED IN 58AD?"

Once again, Nero persecuted the Christians for turning the world upside down --- as in 'reversing its poles.'

In AD57, [what is now called] Antarctica was at the top of the world --- due North.

In AD58, [what is now called] Antarctica was at the bottom of the world --- due South.

Nero used that as an excuse to persecute the Christians.

Is there any way I can make this any simpler for you?

AV1611VET, Christianforums.com 133 Comments [10/20/2009 11:35:07 PM]
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Submitted By: Master jarhead
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SurfinSeaOtter

By citing your sources


*Edit: I missed AV, I thought he got raptured :)

10/20/2009 11:43:34 PM

dpareja

I don't like word salad at this hour.

10/20/2009 11:46:50 PM

ArchGrammarian

Wow, a basic history AND science fail in one package; impressive, but not altogether insurmountable for AV1611VET and his fellow fundy fucktards to trump in the future.

10/20/2009 11:48:35 PM

solomongrundy

As there's no record of the existence of magnetic compasses in Europe until 1190 CE how did Nero tell?

10/20/2009 11:50:29 PM

Clown

OMG, is he for real? No one can be that stupid. Please?

10/20/2009 11:50:51 PM

Jack Bauer

@ Clown

Alas - this is AV1611VET, a distilled refinement of all that is stupid - this one even outdoes Carico. His statements flow as the wind from Satan's bottom.

10/20/2009 11:53:21 PM

aaa

AV has become even crazier? I didn't even know that was even possible.

10/21/2009 12:07:15 AM

Ajax

Right because we had the technology back then to tell if the poles had reversed.

10/21/2009 12:14:14 AM

Dexter

Huhm? What is this git talking about?

10/21/2009 12:33:31 AM

atrasicarius

what is this i dont even

10/21/2009 12:38:57 AM

Mrs. Antichrist

The bar for over-the-top literalism has been raised today.

10/21/2009 1:00:48 AM

Night Jaguar

???

10/21/2009 1:01:08 AM

Orion

"In AD57, [what is now called] Antarctica was at the top of the world --- due North.

In AD58, [what is now called] Antarctica was at the bottom of the world --- due South."

The continent at the south pole is called Antarctica, not the pole itself dimwit. Even if the poles switched the areas would still be called Antarctica and the Arctic circle.

10/21/2009 1:01:36 AM



When it makes a little sense, we'll answer you.

10/21/2009 1:13:40 AM

EllwyenDarwin

What?!

10/21/2009 1:34:30 AM

WMDKitty

What... the fuck?

10/21/2009 2:13:46 AM

Godbuster

He's referring to the switch that the "magnetic" poles do every couple of thousands of years.

... Antarctica is not a magnetic pole, you stupid dipshit.

It's like he breathes fail.

10/21/2009 2:34:46 AM

agentCDE

...whaaaaaaaat?

10/21/2009 2:53:45 AM

the dog

WTF?

10/21/2009 3:12:57 AM

the dog

from Cosmos magazine

"Current records suggest that we are long overdue for our next reversal, he said. "On average, there is a reversal around every 400,000 years, but this varies a lot." The geological record suggests that the last reversal was around 800,000 years ago.

Furthermore, there is already evidence to show that the field has been weakening over the last few centuries – some archaeological remains suggest that the field was far stronger in the time of the Roman Empire, some 2,000 years ago."

So that is a TOTAL FAIL for AV1611VET

10/21/2009 3:16:44 AM

Mr Blur

No, you're about as simple as it gets.

10/21/2009 3:29:49 AM

nintendofreakgcn

Okay, I somehow knew that this was AV1611VET before I even read the name. I have officially been reading this site for too long.

10/21/2009 3:47:25 AM

Percy Q. Shunn

Poor, poor christ-stains.

Always being persecuted.

10/21/2009 4:12:53 AM

El Zorro

Meh, AV probably just say shit like this to rile people up. He's bonkers alright, but sometimes it makes you wonder if he really belives what he says.

10/21/2009 4:18:18 AM

Mister Spak

Is there any way you could be stupider?

10/21/2009 4:51:44 AM
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