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f Moses call an air strike? Child's play. How about stopping the world for a day?

Joshua 10:12-14 "So the sun stood still, and the moon stopped, till the nation avenged itself on its enemies, as it is written in the Book of Jashar. The sun stopped in the middle of the sky and delayed going down about a full day." Modern atrocity is you lot, not God.

Once I asked the Lord to extinguish a star in the Pleidees. Shortly thereafter it was announced in the local Oxford newspapers, 1971.

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