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I never said atheists are the most violent people in the world. I said, atheists will cut your throat for believing in Jesus.

IBelieveInHymn, FRDB 68 Comments [10/24/2009 12:56:57 AM]
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#1041938
SleepNeed

One of the people in the building next door to the fiancee's and I's apartment is a church going, booze drinking, gun trotting Christian redneck who will scares the daylights out of me (luckily he's moving out next week to another state.)

Now is that all Christians? Nope. You see there are violent maniacs on both sides. What I do know however is there is less than a percent of inmates that are atheists, while we make up around 8% to 16% of the population. Small minority outside the jails, even smaller inside.

10/24/2009 1:21:12 AM

#1041943
M.M.

As if the latter is supposed to be less offensive?

10/24/2009 1:26:10 AM

#1041944
Woody

Lying for Jebus again? The Wholly Babble has warnings about that kind of thing, you better get on your knees and start praying for forgiveness. You wouldn't want the rapture to come with an unforgiven sin now would you?

And whilst your doing that, you'll be off the internet and not bothering us with your made up crap.

10/24/2009 1:28:11 AM

#1041952
Wehpudicabok

That is a lie.

10/24/2009 1:31:35 AM

#1042013
GodotIsWaiting4U

I never said you're retarded. I said you have an IQ roughly equivalent to that of a shard of plastic.

10/24/2009 2:37:58 AM

#1042025


You're saying that you're not saying what you're saying. COME ON.

10/24/2009 2:46:16 AM

#1042029
AXavierB

Yeah, and Christians will hang you at the gallows or burn you at the stake for NOT believing in Jesus.

I think the moral of the story is that some people are just sociopaths.

10/24/2009 2:48:33 AM

#1042038
nutbunny

"atheists will cut your throat for believing in Jesus"

No, most of the time i don't give a shit until your
belief in Jesus encroaches upon the rights of others.
Even then I hope against all hope that you wise up or at
least go very far away from society. Slitting throats is going overboard.

10/24/2009 2:58:10 AM

#1042054
Serph-no-Okami

And Christians will murder you for professing anything other than their particular brand of faith.

The difference between your and my statement is that I can give you far mor examples of mine than you can about yours. Of course, no true Scotsman...

10/24/2009 3:21:27 AM

#1042058
LDM

You wouldn't know an atheist is one came up and kicked you in the nuts. Which wouldn't happen anyway, since most atheists I know are opposed to violence, myself included.

And I never said I don't believe in Jesus. He was a valid historic figure and a great philosopher. I believe in most of his ideals, but I also believe he's long dead and going to stay that way.

10/24/2009 3:29:15 AM

#1042069


lulz

10/24/2009 4:09:56 AM

#1042075
WMDKitty

That's both extreme, and quite the opposite of the truth.

10/24/2009 4:13:20 AM

#1042109
Mr Blur

It's amazing how these people think we care enough to hate them for believing in their fantasies. Pity them, perhaps...

10/24/2009 4:39:55 AM

#1042117
The L

And it's a filthy fucking lie. Given the percentages of Christians and atheists in this country, we would have a MUCH larger prison population, and there would be a higher percentage of prisoners who are atheist--much higher than the percentage of prisoners who are Christian.

Guess what? The percentage of prisoners who are atheist is almost nil according to every study. That alone is enough to blow your whole argument out of the water.

10/24/2009 5:16:27 AM

#1042124
szena

That's odd, I've never heard of such a case.

On the other hand, there are numerous examples of "good Christians" beating up gays, killing abortion clinic staff and shooting up places that aren't holy enough for them.

10/24/2009 5:26:54 AM

#1042131
Deep Search

Oh, well... That's a flattering retraction.

And you'll have to give an actual instance where an Atheist has cut a Christian's throat for believing in Jesus, please. We'll be waiting...

10/24/2009 5:33:43 AM

#1042145
Godbuster

What did you say? Why I'll slit your... I mean, pet your... head... hard... with a sledgehammer, I mean, feather... pillow... filled with...


rocks.

10/24/2009 5:46:11 AM

#1042158


really? has how many athiests do you know that killed someone for saying they belive in Jesus.

now how many Christian fundies do you know that have killed people with opposing views (Tiller)

10/24/2009 5:56:21 AM

#1042167
Zodiac

Okay, screw this, my durable irony meter exploded on this one. Back to the drawing board...

10/24/2009 6:04:00 AM

#1042180
Doubting Thomas

No, we just want to cut the throats of people who make totally stupid statements like this.

10/24/2009 6:22:01 AM

#1042191
Tallyho

I missed that memo.

I walked past one of your kind that was preaching on the street. He wanted to force a tract on me - I poilitely declined the forceful offer. He told me "The devil has not won yet! You will burn in his fire!"?
All because I didn't take a tract.
I didn't cut his throat, I just told him to grow up!

10/24/2009 6:46:49 AM

#1042198
Mudak

Could someone please tell me when The Official Atheist Policy (tm) changed? Last I saw, the penalty for believing in Jesus was chopping off two fingers on each hand.....

10/24/2009 6:58:30 AM

#1042207
Kat

Talk about backpeddling on your backpeddling.

I know people who are Atheist and when it comes to religion they get annoyed when the subject comes up or just agree to disagree when it comes to religion and try to not discuss it all. However none of them have ever even threaten to harm or kill me because of my beliefs.

Quit lying.

10/24/2009 7:13:12 AM

#1042213
Anon-e-moose

"I never said atheists are the most violent people in the world. I said, atheists will cut your throat for believing in Jesus"

And the 'Telling Absolute Whoppers' Award goes to...! Pants on Fire. Lying for Jebus. [citation needed]. Hypocrisy, thy name is Fundie. Contradiction, much? Paranoid, much? FEMA Camps. Tinfoil Hat for Jebus. Projecting so much, you make the IMAX format obsolete.

...stop me when you've heard enough, mm'kay?

10/24/2009 7:23:34 AM

#1042223
Caustic Gnostic

I never said god queers are the stupidest people in the world. I said, god queers will eat their own shit if preacher-man told them to.

10/24/2009 7:33:26 AM
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